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Just...way too serious.
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Where's the Key????
This was so funny, I had to share! (From cnn.com)
BAKER, California (AP) -- An artist who chained his legs together to draw a picture of his legs wrapped in chains hopped 12 hours through the desert after realizing he lost the key and couldn't unlock the restraints, authorities said. Trevor Corneliusien, 26, wrapped and locked a chain around his bare ankles Tuesday while camping in an abandoned mine shaft about 5 miles north of Baker, San Bernardino County sheriff's Deputy Ryan Ford said. Corneliusien often sketches inside mines in the Southwest. When he finished his chain drawing, he realized he would have to seek help in Baker, the deputy said Wednesday. "It took him over 12 hours because he had to hop through boulders and sand," Ford said. "He did put on his shoes before hopping." Corneliusien finally made it to a gas station on the edge of Baker. He called the sheriff's department, which sent paramedics and deputies with bolt cutters. Corneliusien's legs were bruised, but he was otherwise in good health, Ford said. The artist did not have a listed phone number and could not be reached for comment. And the drawing? "He brought it down with him," Ford said. "It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs." |
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Mental image... too... much...
Hehehahahaha. *wipes eyes* But seriously... the poor guy. Hehe. Nice find, Katie.
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Scatter the nuns!!
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Sheesh!!! What an artist will do for "inspiration"...oh well...i hope the pic came out nice at least...
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Great!
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We're calling it a freeway. Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night! Soon there will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My God... It'll be beautiful.
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Dierna Soul, Reporter
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Was he a blonde???
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Allons-y!
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As long as he got his picture done.
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I'm your Devil
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I heard about this on the Bob and Tom show. Way too funny.
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Bwahahahah!
There is but one question: Why was he in the middle of the desert?
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Allons-y!
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for the scenery?
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man, he hopped the entire way. he must be in great shape.. i couldnt do it.
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Scatter the nuns!!
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or desparate...
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Devil's Advocate
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Or drunk.
Those artists...
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Where's the picture?
It's perfect for a scrapbook.
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Memmorrrieees...
Good times, good times.
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Stupendous and unheard-of splendors await me below,
and I shall seek them soon. Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia! No, I shall not shoot myself - I cannot be made to shoot myself! |
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It's my desire?
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Oh screw it *ROFLMAS* Poor guy though. I know what it's like trying to look for insperation. But in the desert? With out a moblie phone? Wow...
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