Screen cap stories!

Turtle Dove · 01-14-2006, 08:21 PM

Here is a nea idea I thought of. Take a few screen caps and make a short story out of it!

Raph: "Hey any reason why I'm not included in her screencap collection?

Leo: Because she doesn't like you....

Mike: Modo news dude,she thinks you where a jerk back then....

Raph: What....c'mon ...I'm the coolest turtle on this team!

Don: I don't see your picture in her sig,just me!

Mikey: Maybe she likes that newer sexier version of you,Raphael.HAHA..

Turtle Dove · 01-14-2006, 08:34 PM

Mikey: Ah shell...that's my date?! I thought I was going out with Poison Ivy!

Mikey: Dudes..this is rude.....
Raph:Heheh.We didn't say Poison Ivy.
Don: We said a poisonous Ivy plant
Leo:Well go on.Don't keep your date waiting

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-14-2006, 08:35 PM

LOL, nice one

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-14-2006, 10:18 PM

TMNT: Re-Vamp Part 1

One night in the Fox Studio meeting room:

Executive: Boy's bad news. You're approval ratings are down.

Leo: WHAT?!

Shredder: Oh yeah baby, Turtles out, Shred in, finally, my chance to...

SHIIIIIIIIIINNE!

Exec: Shredder, your'e down too

Shredder: Oh...that sucks

Exec: Look, all of you either change your image, or we replace your show with a Winx Club re-run

Turtles: NOOOOOO!

Raph: I was with the company hooker, what'd I miss?

An Hour Later

Mikey: Well, any idea's guys?
Don: I know I'll check my computer for any way's we can be exreme

Let's see, I'll just Google TMNT X, and...*GASP*

TMNT: APRIL?!

Leo: I can't believe April would pose for something so si...

Leo: Damn, I never knew April could do that.
Raph: That's alot of ping pong balls

How will the TMNT revamp their image, tune in next time for more hilarity in Part 2.

*ZariusTwo* · 01-14-2006, 10:36 PM

Got to be some View Askew fans in here

Don: Heres' what some online fans had to say about our upcoming new CGI movie on the internet

Raph: What the f*ck is the internet?

Don: The internet is a place where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with each other.,...hmm...apparently, they really dont' like the CGI, moviepoopshoot.com is even quoted as saying "F*ck these silent ninjas, f*ck them all up their stupid asses"

Leo: Relay this to them Don, All you mother f****** are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We are going to **** your mother while you watch and cry like little whiny b******. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f****, we're gonna make 'em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s*** which is made up of our s*** which we made 'em eat. Then all you little f****s are next...love Raph and Violent Leo

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-14-2006, 11:07 PM

That was brilliant. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back kicked ass.

*ZariusTwo* · 01-14-2006, 11:33 PM

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

*ZariusTwo* · 01-15-2006, 02:14 PM

He is...a man of honour

Leo:...Whos' talking?

He is.... a man of vengeance

Leo: Who?

He IS...DR. TRAN

Leo: ....I'm not a doctor

Hes' a REAL Doctor...more than that, hes'; a martial arts trained combatant with a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS

Leo: Splinter will be home soon...please let me finish breakfast

Watch him eat hickory-smoked Horse Buttholes!

...From A Cup

Leo: ....HICKORY WHAT?

Watch him beat on his own sensei, with a broken long chair.

Leo: ....I LOVE Sensei

...Also, Dr. Tran will be attending comic con 2006, just passing out the hot dickings

Leo: .....I'M-NOT-A-DOCTOR

Just passing them out...HOT....

....DICKINGS

Leo: Arrrggh, YOU LEAVE! I HATE YOU!

Fledermaus · 01-15-2006, 05:45 PM

This was such a brilliant idea.

Can't wait for more people to join in. These are great!

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-15-2006, 05:54 PM

TMNT: The Revamp Part 2

When we last left the TMNT, they were looking for was to revamp their image, but got sidetracked by porn, now, let's rejoin them.

TMNT: EXTREME GREEN TO THE MAX!

Don: GNARLY DEWED!

Don: Aw, this will never work
Splinter: Idiots, the exreme crap died out in 97, like you almost did.

Raph: Dammit I told you, Next Mutation wasn't our IDEA!

Raph: YAAA!
Foot Elite: GAH!

Raph: Oh, sorry Gary
FE: ............butthole

Mikey: Smooth Raph

Shredder: Hey Guys! Check it it out! I just got pimped out. Check out my bitchin new swo...
TMNT and Splinter: AAAHHHH!

Shredder: Uhh....oopsy

5 minutes later

Shredder: Okay, I understand the stomping, but the sodomy, c'mon.

Tune in next time for more sadness in Part 3.

Turtle Dove · 01-15-2006, 06:34 PM

On a VERY touching, emotional episode of "Heros"...Mikey teases The Flash

Mikey: So Liz doesn't realy like you anymore huh? She likes me and my brothers now! Must suck that your show was cancelled and mine is still going!
The Flash: Jonzz whatthe hell is that?
Jonzz:It appears to be a turtle,Flash. A 2 legged talking turtle

On a clear evening sky.....
Flash: Sheyra..do you see what I see

Sheyra: Are those...turtles?! WTF is this?

Flash: Don't worry Sheyra we can handle them!
Sheyra: Are you sure?....

Can The Flash & HAwkgirl defeat the Ninja Turtles and Casey? STAY TUNED!

*Sewer Bull* · 01-16-2006, 01:21 AM

Chapeux bas!

Can't wait for more. If I have any ideas, I post them too.

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-16-2006, 10:22 PM

TMNT: The Revamp Part 3

Whe we last left the TMNT, they were still trying to revamp theyr'e image to avoid getting fired. Let's rejoin theyr'e futile quest.

LEO: WELL GUYS, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END FOR US, WE GOT NOTHING. NOW WER'E GONNA GET REPLACED WITH UTTER ANIME CRAP. NOW I KNOW HOW JLU FEELS.

RAPH: HOLD ON, I GOT AN IDEA THAT JUST MIGHT WORK...OR GET US SHOT.

*THAT NIGHT IN THE BRONX*

MIKEY: YO RAPH THIS WAS GOOD MUTHA F####ING IDEA, EVERYBODY LOVES THE "STREET THANG"
RAPH: I KNO...YO BITCH YOU BETTER BACK THAT ASS UP!

DRAGONFACE: YO WHAT YOU SUCKAS DOING UP IN MY HOOD? YOU BETTA GET DA HELL UP OUTTA HERE BEFO' YOU GET SHANKED!

MIKEY: HOLLY MOLLY
RAPH: N**GA DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY GAP!

LIL KIM: OH SNAP!

MEANWHILE IN JAPAN

KARAI: AND RELEASE....THE BOWLES...*fart noise*...AHHH

*phone rings*

KARAI: HELLO
SHREDDER: KARAI, I NEED YOU TO COME TO NEW YOURK RIGHT AWAY, I NEED YOU TO BE MY IMAGE CONSULTANT. I NEED TO GET REVAMPED OR ELSE I'LL GET FIERD.
KARAI: UHHH....OKAY DAD BUT I DON'T...

SHREDDER: GREEEAT..THANKS HUN LOVE YA. BYE. *click*

SHREDDER: HEY BAY-BE, READY FOR ROUND 2
UTROM: SAVE ME UTROM JESUS.

NEXT TIME: PART 4

Fledermaus · 01-17-2006, 12:20 AM

I love this thread. I do. I really do.

Turtle Dove · 01-17-2006, 08:04 PM

Raph: You know I recently found out Liz is really a Raphael fan not a Mikey fan!HAHAHA

Don: Good luck to you Leonardo. Ah.it'sa pain in the tail playing against the sexier version of me on this new XBOX
Leonardo: Ok sexier version of me let's see what you got!

Leo: Your on

later......
Leo:arghh.... *CRASH*

Everyone:???!!@#!!

Leo:Ow.....

Raph: Leo what happened?!
Leo:I-I-I got beat up...by a hippy version of myself...
Mikey

ude.....

Turtle Dove · 01-17-2006, 08:39 PM

On tonight's episode of the Real World.....The turtles discover eating food from other galaxies is best never to ask what it really is....

Raph:MMm these eggs are really good...
Don: Sure does!mmm Leo you gonna have some?

Leo: So what's that scrambled eggs?
Dinodude: Scrambled eggs?....oh dude I'm so sorry...

Dindodude: If I told you what they really where it be illegal.....but you know that stuff that smells and makes you hungery?
Leo:,.......

Don:Oooo look at all the colors.....

(Poor Donnie

)

***TURTLE TIPS***
All: Should of sticked to your trademark.....

**Jo Dawn** · 01-17-2006, 08:44 PM

Hehe, Zarius, those were awesome. Cool ideas, guys.

Turtle Dove · 01-17-2006, 08:56 PM

Leo: Look over there.argh...it's them
RAph: Ah crude...what they want?

Orignal Raph: Heeheh...look at those 2 dweebs!Your sexier version doesnt know his weapons are missing! Hehheh
Orignal Leo: Shouldn't we say someething....
Orignal Raph: Naw this will be more fun

Raph: You guys want something or what?!
Leo: Don't start something you can't finish

Orignal Raph: Huh-yah right.Come on Leo lets grab a pizza!

~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ · 01-18-2006, 12:50 AM

TMNT: The Revamp Part 4

When we last left the TMNT, they were trying to revamp their image, but got caught in a gang shootout. Now, let's rejoin the humanity.

*NEW YORK STATE PRISON*

GAURD: WELL WELL WELL, WE FINALLY CAUGHT SOME OF YOU PURPLE DRAGON SCUM, YOUR LOOKING OUT HARD TIME HERE, JUST LOOK AT THIS LIST OF CHARGES. MURDER, DRUG DEALING, ANIMAL GYNECOLOGY, SERIOUS S##T.
MIKEY: LOOK, THIS IS A MISTAKE, WERE NOT IN THE PURPLE DRAGONS, NONE OF US EVEN WEAR PURP...OH WELL...THIS IS A MISTAKE. YOU GOT TO LET US OUT.

GAURD: WEEELL, SINCE YOU HAVE HONEST FACES, WE'LL LET YOU GO, BUT YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US...

GAURD #2: IF YOU GET OUR DRIFT...

HE HE.
RAPH: .......OH SHELL

MIKEY: UHH...GUYS
LEO: JUST PRETEND IT'S A POPSICLE, A FREAKISHLY HUGE AND WARM POPSICLE.
DON: WITH CREAM FILLING *snicker*

MEANWILE, IN STATLEY SKAI MANOR

SHREDDER: OH-YEEEEEEAH. NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT KARAI. I FEEL LIKE I COULD GIVE DARTH VADER A VISUAL ORGASM. THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN ANYTHING BAXTER DID.

KARAI: SPEAKING OF WHICH FATHER, WHAT EVER DID HAPPEN TO DR. STOCKMAN?

SHREDDER: OH WELL UH, HE MET WITH AN UNFOURTUNATE ACCIDENT...
[IMG]

[/IMG]

*2 MONTHS AGO*

BAXTER: OOOOOOOOH..WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON....

BAXTER: SHOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED THAT BUTTON.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME, JUST DO IT DAMMIT.

*Sewer Bull* · 01-18-2006, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turtle Dove

Don:Oooo look at all the colors.....

(Poor Donnie

)

Great Scott! It'll be my new avvy!

And ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael... Oh humanity!

01-14-2006, 08:21 PM	#1
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	Screen cap stories! Here is a nea idea I thought of. Take a few screen caps and make a short story out of it! Raph: "Hey any reason why I'm not included in her screencap collection? Leo: Because she doesn't like you.... Mike: Modo news dude,she thinks you where a jerk back then.... Raph: What....c'mon ...I'm the coolest turtle on this team! Don: I don't see your picture in her sig,just me! Mikey: Maybe she likes that newer sexier version of you,Raphael.HAHA.. __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..... Last edited by Turtle Dove; 01-14-2006 at 08:29 PM.

01-14-2006, 10:36 PM	#5
ZariusTwo Overlord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Britain, DINO THUNDER...POWER UP! Posts: 22,393	Got to be some View Askew fans in here Don: Heres' what some online fans had to say about our upcoming new CGI movie on the internet Raph: What the fck is the internet? Don:* The internet is a place where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with each other.,...hmm...apparently, they really dont' like the CGI, moviepoopshoot.com is even quoted as saying "Fck these silent ninjas, fck them all up their stupid asses" Leo: Relay this to them Don, All you mother f**** are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We are going to your mother while you watch and cry like little whiny b**. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f, we're gonna make 'em eat our s, then s out our s, then eat their s which is made up of our s* which we made 'em eat. Then all you little f**s are next...love Raph and Violent Leo __________________ Spider-Man: The Rescue Spider-Man: The Galloping Cat Spider-Man: Scarlet Mirror Doctor Who: Child of the Daleks** Last edited by ZariusTwo; 01-14-2006 at 10:51 PM.

01-14-2006, 11:33 PM	#7
ZariusTwo Overlord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Britain, DINO THUNDER...POWER UP! Posts: 22,393	I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER __________________ Spider-Man: The Rescue Spider-Man: The Galloping Cat Spider-Man: Scarlet Mirror Doctor Who: Child of the Daleks

01-15-2006, 02:14 PM	#8
ZariusTwo Overlord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Britain, DINO THUNDER...POWER UP! Posts: 22,393	He is...a man of honour Leo:...Whos' talking? He is.... a man of vengeance Leo: Who? He IS...DR. TRAN Leo: ....I'm not a doctor Hes' a REAL Doctor...more than that, hes'; a martial arts trained combatant with a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS Leo: Splinter will be home soon...please let me finish breakfast Watch him eat hickory-smoked Horse Buttholes! ...From A Cup Leo: ....HICKORY WHAT? Watch him beat on his own sensei, with a broken long chair. Leo: ....I LOVE Sensei ...Also, Dr. Tran will be attending comic con 2006, just passing out the hot dickings Leo: .....I'M-NOT-A-DOCTOR Just passing them out...HOT.... ....DICKINGS Leo: Arrrggh, YOU LEAVE! I HATE YOU! __________________ Spider-Man: The Rescue Spider-Man: The Galloping Cat Spider-Man: Scarlet Mirror Doctor Who: Child of the Daleks

01-15-2006, 05:45 PM	#9
Fledermaus Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,115	This was such a brilliant idea. Can't wait for more people to join in. These are great! __________________ We're calling it a freeway. Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night! Soon there will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My God... It'll be beautiful.

01-14-2006, 08:34 PM	#2
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	Mikey: Ah shell...that's my date?! I thought I was going out with Poison Ivy! Mikey: Dudes..this is rude..... Raph:Heheh.We didn't say Poison Ivy. Don: We said a poisonous Ivy plant Leo:Well go on.Don't keep your date waiting __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.....

01-14-2006, 08:35 PM	#3
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	LOL, nice one

01-14-2006, 10:18 PM	#4
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	TMNT: Re-Vamp Part 1 One night in the Fox Studio meeting room: Executive: Boy's bad news. You're approval ratings are down. Leo: WHAT?! Shredder: Oh yeah baby, Turtles out, Shred in, finally, my chance to... SHIIIIIIIIIINNE! Exec: Shredder, your'e down too Shredder: Oh...that sucks Exec: Look, all of you either change your image, or we replace your show with a Winx Club re-run Turtles: NOOOOOO! Raph: I was with the company hooker, what'd I miss? An Hour Later Mikey: Well, any idea's guys? Don: I know I'll check my computer for any way's we can be exreme Let's see, I'll just Google TMNT X, and...GASP TMNT: APRIL?! Leo: I can't believe April would pose for something so si... Leo: Damn, I never knew April could do that. Raph: That's alot of ping pong balls How will the TMNT revamp their image, tune in next time for more hilarity in Part 2.

01-14-2006, 11:07 PM	#6
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	That was brilliant. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back kicked ass.

01-15-2006, 05:54 PM	#10
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	TMNT: The Revamp Part 2 When we last left the TMNT, they were looking for was to revamp their image, but got sidetracked by porn, now, let's rejoin them. TMNT: EXTREME GREEN TO THE MAX! Don: GNARLY DEWED! Don: Aw, this will never work Splinter: Idiots, the exreme crap died out in 97, like you almost did. Raph: Dammit I told you, Next Mutation wasn't our IDEA! Raph: YAAA! Foot Elite: GAH! Raph: Oh, sorry Gary FE: ............butthole Mikey: Smooth Raph Shredder: Hey Guys! Check it it out! I just got pimped out. Check out my bitchin new swo... TMNT and Splinter: AAAHHHH! Shredder: Uhh....oopsy 5 minutes later Shredder: Okay, I understand the stomping, but the sodomy, c'mon. Tune in next time for more sadness in Part 3.

01-15-2006, 06:34 PM	#11
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	On a VERY touching, emotional episode of "Heros"...Mikey teases The Flash Mikey: So Liz doesn't realy like you anymore huh? She likes me and my brothers now! Must suck that your show was cancelled and mine is still going! The Flash: Jonzz whatthe hell is that? Jonzz:It appears to be a turtle,Flash. A 2 legged talking turtle On a clear evening sky..... Flash: Sheyra..do you see what I see Sheyra: Are those...turtles?! WTF is this? Flash: Don't worry Sheyra we can handle them! Sheyra: Are you sure?.... Can The Flash & HAwkgirl defeat the Ninja Turtles and Casey? STAY TUNED! __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..... Last edited by Turtle Dove; 01-15-2006 at 07:12 PM.

01-16-2006, 01:21 AM	#12
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Chapeux bas! Can't wait for more. If I have any ideas, I post them too. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

01-16-2006, 10:22 PM	#13
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	TMNT: The Revamp Part 3 Whe we last left the TMNT, they were still trying to revamp theyr'e image to avoid getting fired. Let's rejoin theyr'e futile quest. LEO: WELL GUYS, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END FOR US, WE GOT NOTHING. NOW WER'E GONNA GET REPLACED WITH UTTER ANIME CRAP. NOW I KNOW HOW JLU FEELS. RAPH: HOLD ON, I GOT AN IDEA THAT JUST MIGHT WORK...OR GET US SHOT. THAT NIGHT IN THE BRONX MIKEY: YO RAPH THIS WAS GOOD MUTHA F####ING IDEA, EVERYBODY LOVES THE "STREET THANG" RAPH: I KNO...YO BITCH YOU BETTER BACK THAT ASS UP! DRAGONFACE: YO WHAT YOU SUCKAS DOING UP IN MY HOOD? YOU BETTA GET DA HELL UP OUTTA HERE BEFO' YOU GET SHANKED! MIKEY: HOLLY MOLLY RAPH: N*GA DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY GAP! LIL KIM: OH SNAP! MEANWHILE IN JAPAN KARAI: AND RELEASE....THE BOWLES...fart noise...AHHH phone rings* KARAI: HELLO SHREDDER: KARAI, I NEED YOU TO COME TO NEW YOURK RIGHT AWAY, I NEED YOU TO BE MY IMAGE CONSULTANT. I NEED TO GET REVAMPED OR ELSE I'LL GET FIERD. KARAI: UHHH....OKAY DAD BUT I DON'T... SHREDDER: GREEEAT..THANKS HUN LOVE YA. BYE. click SHREDDER: HEY BAY-BE, READY FOR ROUND 2 UTROM: SAVE ME UTROM JESUS. NEXT TIME: PART 4 Last edited by ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael; 01-17-2006 at 01:01 AM.

01-17-2006, 12:20 AM	#14
Fledermaus Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,115	I love this thread. I do. I really do. __________________ We're calling it a freeway. Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night! Soon there will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My God... It'll be beautiful.

01-17-2006, 08:04 PM	#15
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	Raph: You know I recently found out Liz is really a Raphael fan not a Mikey fan!HAHAHA Don: Good luck to you Leonardo. Ah.it'sa pain in the tail playing against the sexier version of me on this new XBOX Leonardo: Ok sexier version of me let's see what you got! Leo: Your on later...... Leo:arghh.... CRASH Everyone:???!!@#!! Leo:Ow..... Raph: Leo what happened?! Leo:I-I-I got beat up...by a hippy version of myself... Mikeyude..... __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..... Last edited by Turtle Dove; 01-17-2006 at 08:29 PM.

01-17-2006, 08:39 PM	#16
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	On tonight's episode of the Real World.....The turtles discover eating food from other galaxies is best never to ask what it really is.... Raph:MMm these eggs are really good... Don: Sure does!mmm Leo you gonna have some? Leo: So what's that scrambled eggs? Dinodude: Scrambled eggs?....oh dude I'm so sorry... Dindodude: If I told you what they really where it be illegal.....but you know that stuff that smells and makes you hungery? Leo:,....... Don:Oooo look at all the colors..... (Poor Donnie ) *TURTLE TIPS* All: Should of sticked to your trademark..... __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..... Last edited by Turtle Dove; 01-17-2006 at 08:47 PM.

01-17-2006, 08:44 PM	#17
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Hehe, Zarius, those were awesome. Cool ideas, guys. __________________

01-17-2006, 08:56 PM	#18
Turtle Dove Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Don's workshop Posts: 854	Leo: Look over there.argh...it's them RAph: Ah crude...what they want? Orignal Raph: Heeheh...look at those 2 dweebs!Your sexier version doesnt know his weapons are missing! Hehheh Orignal Leo: Shouldn't we say someething.... Orignal Raph: Naw this will be more fun Raph: You guys want something or what?! Leo: Don't start something you can't finish Orignal Raph: Huh-yah right.Come on Leo lets grab a pizza! __________________ ]~You'll always be #1 in my heart~ 1..2...3...4..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.....

01-18-2006, 12:50 AM	#19
~~ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Seventh Layer of Hell Posts: 1,929	TMNT: The Revamp Part 4 When we last left the TMNT, they were trying to revamp their image, but got caught in a gang shootout. Now, let's rejoin the humanity. NEW YORK STATE PRISON GAURD: WELL WELL WELL, WE FINALLY CAUGHT SOME OF YOU PURPLE DRAGON SCUM, YOUR LOOKING OUT HARD TIME HERE, JUST LOOK AT THIS LIST OF CHARGES. MURDER, DRUG DEALING, ANIMAL GYNECOLOGY, SERIOUS S##T. MIKEY: LOOK, THIS IS A MISTAKE, WERE NOT IN THE PURPLE DRAGONS, NONE OF US EVEN WEAR PURP...OH WELL...THIS IS A MISTAKE. YOU GOT TO LET US OUT. GAURD: WEEELL, SINCE YOU HAVE HONEST FACES, WE'LL LET YOU GO, BUT YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US... GAURD #2: IF YOU GET OUR DRIFT... HE HE. RAPH: .......OH SHELL MIKEY: UHH...GUYS LEO: JUST PRETEND IT'S A POPSICLE, A FREAKISHLY HUGE AND WARM POPSICLE. DON: WITH CREAM FILLING snicker MEANWILE, IN STATLEY SKAI MANOR SHREDDER: OH-YEEEEEEAH. NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT KARAI. I FEEL LIKE I COULD GIVE DARTH VADER A VISUAL ORGASM. THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN ANYTHING BAXTER DID. KARAI: SPEAKING OF WHICH FATHER, WHAT EVER DID HAPPEN TO DR. STOCKMAN? SHREDDER: OH WELL UH, HE MET WITH AN UNFOURTUNATE ACCIDENT... [IMG][/IMG] 2 MONTHS AGO BAXTER: OOOOOOOOH..WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON.... BAXTER: SHOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED THAT BUTTON. TUNE IN NEXT TIME, JUST DO IT DAMMIT.