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Old 03-20-2006, 12:27 PM   #1
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Sheep born with 6 legs!

Some sheep born in Belgium was born with 6 legs. The poor thing can't walk and has to be bottlefed....A veterinary surgeon who examined it was reported as saying he would consider amputating the two superfluous legs if it managed to survive beyond a week.

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Old 03-20-2006, 12:46 PM   #2
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I remember this museum around here has a stuffed two headed cow. The cow died because both heads ate at the same time & it choked to death.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:04 PM   #3
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A small step for a sheep, a big step for sheep-kind!

This is so awesome, imagine the possibilities! Six-legged cats, six-legged dogs and six-legged elephants! I can't wait!
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:10 PM   #4
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I remember this museum around here has a stuffed two headed cow. The cow died because both heads ate at the same time & it choked to death.
There's an odities museum in Seattle that has a stuffed 2 headed lamb.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:16 PM   #5
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Wow, two heads! Imagine this: A twoheaded, sixlegged cow. That's 2.5 cows in one. You know what that means? 2.5 times the steak! I can't wait until these go into serial production.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:57 PM   #6
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I find this kinda stuff absolutely facinating. Cute little sheep, too.
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:09 PM   #7
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Old 03-25-2006, 11:46 AM   #8
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wow........just wow....thats crazy! wonder if they will do dna testing on it and see what happend
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:00 PM   #9
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Wow, two heads! Imagine this: A twoheaded, sixlegged cow. That's 2.5 cows in one. You know what that means? 2.5 times the steak! I can't wait until these go into serial production.
You disgust me.
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:06 PM   #10
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Oh, you don't like steak? More for me then... hehe.

What about chicken? A two-headed five-legged chicken means more KFC. We all like KFC, don't we?
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:08 PM   #11
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...That's really not funny.

How would you like to be one of those poor chickens?

Asshole.
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:16 PM   #12
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...That's really not funny.

How would you like to be one of those poor chickens?

Asshole.
Batterychicken with two heads and five legs and no feathers, killed but not eaten, dead body thrown away without any use? Honestly, I'd feel either rather dead or like I died a totally superfluous death.
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Old 03-31-2006, 04:53 AM   #13
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Wow, two heads! Imagine this: A twoheaded, sixlegged cow. That's 2.5 cows in one. You know what that means? 2.5 times the steak! I can't wait until these go into serial production.
Can you think about anything else other than meat and your stomach?

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Old 03-31-2006, 07:54 AM   #14
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I used to do research in a university agriculture department. Every once in a while a farmer would call saying, "hey we have a six legged _______ ! or hey we havea four winged ______ ! ...do you want to study it?"

No. We don't. For crying out loud! Enjoy your extra lambchops.
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Old 03-31-2006, 08:21 AM   #15
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I used to do research in a university agriculture department. Every once in a while a farmer would call saying, "hey we have a six legged _______ ! or hey we havea four winged ______ ! ...do you want to study it?"

No. We don't. For crying out loud! Enjoy your extra lambchops.
Why not? I'd definitely want to study a four winged pig. I mean, if pigs could fly, lots of people should do lots of stuff (You know, according to the saying "when pigs can fly, I'll...").

And yes, lambchops sounds good. Definitely. I can't wait until KFC serves fried lambwings.
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