Bombs everywhere, we're going to die! - or: Girls reenact video game

[Anarky]

And again, humanity has proven to be a paranoid bunch of media-victims. What would you do if you found a yellow box with a "?" sprayed on it lying around? Letting it lie around? Brilliant idea. No, Ohio's a tad different it seems. Ohio thinks that those mystery-boxes were part of a terrorist attack. Wouldn't you, if you were a terrorist, maybe chose a different, a bit less obvious box to hide your bomb in? Me either, I'd make a big bloody sign with LEDs saying "This is a bomb, have a nice day" and place a ghettoblaster next to it playing RatM's "Bomb Track". Maybe I'll even place a TV there with a VCR playing "Dr. Strangelove". I'll even advertise it in the news. That way I can be sure that nobody will discover my bomb.

But then again, everybody must be paranoid after 9/11... Here's the news.

Source

Girls attempt real-life version of video game
Residents alarmed; teens could be charged
Beacon Journal staff report

Five teenage girls from Portage County face potential criminal charges after attempting to play a real-life version of Super Mario Bros.

The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages -- boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them -- had alarmed residents.

Boxes were found at the Immaculate Conception Church on West Main Street, the Portage County Courthouse, Deluxe Pastries, the corner of Cherry Way and Main Street, Reed Memorial Library, Ravenna High School and a residence at Sanford and Main streets.

Five girls -- age 16 and 17 -- claimed responsibility for making and placing the packages. The girls said they found an Internet site that included step-by-step instructions for creating replicas of blocks featured in the game.

The Ravenna Police Department will be working with the Portage County Prosecutor's Office regarding possible criminal charges as a result of the game.

EDIT Source #2

Ravenna teens’ game ends with bomb squad
By Marci Piltz
Record-Courier staff writer
Five teenage girls allegedly playing a game they learned about on the Internet could face criminal charges after leaving 17 suspicious packages throughout Ravenna.

The first suspicious package was reported around 7:15 a.m. Friday when a passerby flagged down a passing officer regarding a strange box on the steps of Immaculate Conception Church, 225 S. Sycamore St., according to Ravenna Police Chief Randall McCoy. The box was wrapped in gold paper and had black question marks painted on the sides.

Church employees told officers they had no idea what the package was and were not aware of any packages of this nature having been left at the church before.

The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit was contacted, along with the Portage County Sheriff’s Department Bomb Detection Unit. The HAZMAT team checked for radiation and chemical warfare agents, none of which were detected.

McCoy said at the same time agents were dealing with the situation at Immaculate Conception, more calls came in to the Ravenna Police Department that other similar packages were being found in various locations.

Those locations included the Portage County Courthouse, where four packages were found; Deluxe Pastries, where one package was found; at Cherry Way and Main Street, where two packages were found; Reed Memorial Library, where five packages were found; Ravenna High School, where three packages were found; and at Sanford and Main streets, where one package was found, for a total of 17 packages.

The package at Immaculate Conception was opened by emergency response officials and was found to be empty, McCoy said.

McCoy said while the investigation was ongoing at the various scenes, a female juvenile and her parent came in to the Ravenna Police Department claiming responsibility for the packages, claiming they were just a joke. A total of five female juveniles - all ages 16 or 17 - are suspected of being involved, McCoy said.

“The girls found an Internet site called Mario Question Blocks which told you step by step how the game is played, along with instructions on wrapping the packages, just to see what kind of response you get,” McCoy said. “This game is evidently being played all over the country.”

McCoy said even though no harm was intended by the girls, they could face criminal charges for their actions.

“The potential is always present when dealing with a suspicious package that it could be deadly,” McCoy said. “In today’s day and age, you just cannot do this kind of stuff.”

In addition to Ravenna police and the HAZMAT crew, assistance was received from the Portage County Sheriff’s Office, Kent Fire Chief Jim Williams, Ravenna Fire Chief Geoff Cleveland and Mark Griffiths of the Portage County Emergency Management Agency.

McCoy said the incident will be referred to the Portage County Prosecutor’s Office for possible charges against the girls.

If I should ever make it to the US, I'll buy really cheap sport bags and stuffing and an alarm clock and then I'll "lose" them in improtant places. I bet it will be great fun for everyone.

[jeff the cheff]

Thats really ****ing stupid.

[damnhooligan]

http://www.qwantz.com/posterchild/ - Question blocks all over the US! I saw a few littered around Boulder while I was visiting this December. They looked relatively unmolested. I always thought of them as a cool idea, but I do suppose for the non-Nintendo generation, they could look a bit like some sort of Riddler-inspired mystery box of malcontent.

Originally Posted by Anarky

If I should ever make it to the US, I'll buy really cheap sport bags and stuffing and an alarm clock and then I'll "lose" them in improtant places. I bet it will be great fun for everyone.

As someone who just moved from a place where she was routinely evacuated by the hazmat team from her flat at all hours of the night because of "suspicious packages" aka "stupid kid forgot his lunchbox", it is not fun. Do that near here, and I'll break your teef. Oi!

Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

Thats really ****ing stupid.

My thoughts exactly.
Goddamn paranoid country...

Ofcourse, considering the invasions and war-mongering, it's no surprise that the US is a little uneasy about potential threats from the rest of the planet.

[ThirdMarioBro]

I was expecting a GTA whore shooting reenactment. Now.....I'm just going to laugh my ass off.

[Anarky]

Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

I was expecting a GTA whore shooting reenactment. Now.....I'm just going to laugh my ass off.

You just wait until they start throwing fireballs around and dressing up as raccoons and try to fly.... who's laughing then? Huh?

Originally Posted by Damnhooligan

As someone who just moved from a place where she was routinely evacuated by the hazmat team from her flat at all hours of the night because of "suspicious packages" aka "stupid kid forgot his lunchbox", it is not fun. Do that near here, and I'll break your teef. Oi!

Awww... come on, it'll be fun. You'll get to connect with your neighbours and the local LEOs. Wouldn't that be nice. You'd get free coffee at the big pyjama-party and then you could see the police making totall asses of themselves.

And just for you, I'll put in cards that say "Nyah nyah" and play "The final countdown" when they're opened.

[Raph's Girl]

Oh nooo!! Somebody's trying to immitate Mario!! Stop the madness!!!

[VaughnMichael]

Originally Posted by Anarky

You just wait until they start throwing fireballs around and dressing up as raccoons and try to fly.... who's laughing then? Huh?

me hahahahahahaahahah

[XERO]

Now all we need is a Bob-Omb threat, and we're set.

[Ra]

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...and I thought humans were finally starting to come to their senses with their stupidity. Guess not

[Masked Ninja]

Portage County? *scratches head* Guess I gotta check the map; I dunno where that even is and it's my home state!

Personally, I give kudos to the girls for doing it, and an F- to everyone else for freaking out. It's not like there's anything important in Ohio to bomb... unless they want to depress everyone by taking out Cedar Point. *shrugs*

[iris]

I'm not certain, but I think this type of thing my actually be outright illegal in Washington DC. That's the climate, anyway. They've got people right scared. You step outta line in public, you risk getting reported. Cynthia McKinney must be really sheltered if she didn't know that.

This sucks.

[JameO]

Throwing hammers in a city near you!

[Deathknight]

Wow, that's really funny. Now all we need are people to dress up like turtles and have people stomp on their heads.

[Ecto Jedi]

Originally Posted by Ra

...and I thought humans were finally starting to come to their senses with their stupidity. Guess not

What in the world could've possibly made you think that?

[iris]

You know, upon reflection, why not just get a permit for a public art project? That's probably what you're supposed to do anyway.