Uh...spray-on condoms?

愛 · 12-01-2006, 08:47 AM

Nov 30 - Spray On Condoms!!!
German sex educators plan spray-on condom
From Reuters
10:44 AM PST, November 30, 2006

BERLIN -- German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters today the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanization process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges - sufficient for up to 20 applications - would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

Source: http://slumz.boxden.com/showthread.php?t=807607

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*The Stryker* · 12-01-2006, 08:52 AM

Sounds......fun.

*Mecha Cow* · 12-01-2006, 09:11 AM

Sounds like a neat idea on paper, but I wouldn't want to try it myself.

*Katie* · 12-01-2006, 09:22 AM

ewwwwwww

Sounds like a mood killer to me.

"hold on baby, I just have to stick it in here and spray this cold stuff on...oh..oh...awwwww. Sorry, baby."

*Sewer Bull* · 12-01-2006, 09:26 AM

I thought this board was rated PG-13 or something.

Peanut · 12-01-2006, 10:16 AM

I hardly trust regular condoms, I sure as hell wouldn't trust something I had to spray on.

愛 · 12-01-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

I thought this board was rated PG-13 or something.

I learned about condoms and contraceptives in 5th grade. We got this.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-01-2006, 01:13 PM

Sooo....pump up my wanker then stick it in a latex toaster over?

I'll hold out for the male "pill" kthxbye.

Draconic · 12-01-2006, 01:17 PM

You are a genious.
A pill that makes you shoot blanks.

Genious!

*Sewer Bull* · 12-01-2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lain

I learned about condoms and contraceptives in 5th grade. We got this.

Fine, let's paste some pr0n in here too. People usually watch that long before they reach the magical age of thirteen, so what's the deal?

*I'm just being picky*

And back on topic - this product is going to be a major failure. It looks more like an unusual sex gadget than an effective contraceptive.

*Spitfire* · 12-01-2006, 04:36 PM

If it wasn't so expensive I might try it but I think I'll stick with the quick grab packs from 7-11 or the big whole sale boxes from Wal-mart.

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 12-01-2006, 05:15 PM

This idea of spray ons just sounds messed up.

Also, I really don't want to think about any of you doing the do.

No offense.

愛 · 12-01-2006, 05:59 PM

No need to worry about that. I'm too weird and sad to be doing that.

OA · 12-01-2006, 06:47 PM

If you think its messy going on, i wonder how exactly it'll come off...

**Jo Dawn** · 12-01-2006, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katie

ewwwwwww

Sounds like a mood killer to me.

"hold on baby, I just have to stick it in here and spray this cold stuff on...oh..oh...awwwww. Sorry, baby."

Exactly my thought!!

"Hang on, hang on..." *reaches over; fumbles in drawer* "Got it!" *shakes up a can that sounds like spray paint*

Ssshhhhhhhhhh

"Oops, little lopsided. Lemme get that there..."

Ssshhhhhhhhhh

"Hey, this is kinda cool. I wonder what else it'll stick to..."

Ssssshhhhhhhh

*slap* "Sorry, sweetheart. I thought it'd be fun!"

....er.... and so on.

Um... unless you're into that kinda stuff, that is. Then, go to town.

**Jester** · 12-01-2006, 11:29 PM

Giggitty, giggitty, goo! OH!

Ra · 12-08-2006, 04:23 AM

...any chance this will pop up in "Futurama" some time soon?

*Spitfire* · 12-08-2006, 03:53 PM

Well this should sell well in India
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

This way the dudes don't have to feel bad about asking for smaller ones, they could make their own

*VaughnMichael* · 12-08-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Well this should sell well in India
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

This way the dudes don't have to feel bad about asking for smaller ones, they could make their own

ahahahahahhaah that is by far the funiest story I've ever seen!!

12-01-2006, 08:47 AM	#1
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Uh...spray-on condoms? Nov 30 - Spray On Condoms!!! German sex educators plan spray-on condom From Reuters 10:44 AM PST, November 30, 2006 BERLIN -- German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes. Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters today the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives. "We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious." Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. "It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash." Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip. However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanization process. Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008. He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges - sufficient for up to 20 applications - would cost roughly 10 euros, he said. Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine. Source: http://slumz.boxden.com/showthread.php?t=807607 __________________________________________________ _______ ......

12-01-2006, 08:52 AM	#2
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Sounds......fun. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

12-01-2006, 09:11 AM	#3
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Sounds like a neat idea on paper, but I wouldn't want to try it myself. __________________

12-01-2006, 09:22 AM	#4
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	ewwwwwww Sounds like a mood killer to me. "hold on baby, I just have to stick it in here and spray this cold stuff on...oh..oh...awwwww. Sorry, baby." __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

12-01-2006, 09:26 AM	#5
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	I thought this board was rated PG-13 or something. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

12-01-2006, 10:16 AM	#6
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I hardly trust regular condoms, I sure as hell wouldn't trust something I had to spray on.

12-01-2006, 01:13 PM	#8
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Sooo....pump up my wanker then stick it in a latex toaster over? I'll hold out for the male "pill" kthxbye. __________________

12-01-2006, 01:17 PM	#9
Draconic Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 328	You are a genious. A pill that makes you shoot blanks. Genious! __________________ [CENTER]

12-01-2006, 04:36 PM	#11
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	If it wasn't so expensive I might try it but I think I'll stick with the quick grab packs from 7-11 or the big whole sale boxes from Wal-mart. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

12-01-2006, 05:15 PM	#12
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	This idea of spray ons just sounds messed up. Also, I really don't want to think about any of you doing the do. No offense.

12-01-2006, 05:59 PM	#13
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	No need to worry about that. I'm too weird and sad to be doing that.

12-01-2006, 06:47 PM	#14
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	If you think its messy going on, i wonder how exactly it'll come off... __________________ Last edited by OA; 12-02-2006 at 03:59 PM.

12-01-2006, 11:29 PM	#16
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12-08-2006, 04:23 AM	#17
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	...any chance this will pop up in "Futurama" some time soon? __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

12-08-2006, 03:53 PM	#18
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Well this should sell well in India http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm This way the dudes don't have to feel bad about asking for smaller ones, they could make their own __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/