funny scenes from the movie

RaphRockz · 02-11-2002, 08:38 PM

One of my favs is when don and mike are watching the tortoise and the hare.

*Skeletoncrew* · 02-12-2002, 01:05 AM

I haven't seen Secret of the Ooze in ages...but I recall loving Michaelangelo using sausage as nunchucks.

**Machias Banshee** · 02-12-2002, 02:27 PM

Combat Coldcuts!!!!!

And next time i'll use mustard!!!

I got TMNT2 for my B-day last year. I love it! My parents looked for it EVERYWHERE... My brother teases me, but i still watch TMNT 1&2 whenever i can.

**Kali** · 02-12-2002, 02:34 PM

My all time favorite part was in the second movie, at the beginning, when Don's in the toy store. Remember when he bumps into the clown?

I love it when he gets on the stand, then the robber walks by and pushes him over and he pokes the guy in the chest. Then the guy pushes him and Don comes back with the foam bat. LOL!

But that's not the best part, the best part is when Don goes "ROAR!" and the guy freaks out! Then Don chases after him with that funny shuffle walk.

I can't recall any funny moments from the first movie, that was a pretty serious movie. I'll have to watch it later and report back.

**Machias Banshee** · 02-12-2002, 02:43 PM

The first one, I liked where Splinter's TRYING to give an important lecture, but mike's on the phone with Dominos, and Splinter throws the book at him, [l]literally [l].

Other things such as...

Mike and Don dance to "Ninjitsu!!"
The New Turbo Ginsu / Splinter gets pizzaed!!
Casey Jones and April fight/ "Its kinda like moonlighting, isnt it?"

and so much more...
I'm gonna bring my TMNT, as well as my JP movies back up with me from Feb. Break.

RaphRockz · 02-12-2002, 02:47 PM

How about when Mikie goes into the room where Casey and April are and brings out the bottle of turtle wax

**Kali** · 02-12-2002, 02:51 PM

*smackes her forehead* I have a crappy memory. I watched the movie last week and I didn't remember any of this stuff until you brought it up.

RaphRockz · 02-12-2002, 03:09 PM

"Wise man says: forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza." - Mike talking to domino's pizza man

coolmike1586 · 02-12-2002, 03:37 PM

My Fav. part is where they are in the consturuction area and they go into battle with Toka and Razor. Mike goes (NO WAIT!!!) Razor spins him around and throws him and in the air Mike goes, ( Maybe I shoulda brought BAGELLLLLLSSSSS) *CLASH* right into that back wall* (uhhh now i know what a postal package feels like). also when Leo and Raph are fighting about who takes the ugly one. lol

~~SPEEd~~ · 02-24-2002, 09:02 PM

My favorite part is when the turtles dance to GO NINJA GO NINJA GO by Vanilla Ice. I have a blast watching that.

Wuffle · 03-02-2002, 02:33 AM

"It's quiet."
"A little too quiet."
"It's Raph!"
"A little too Raph."
Wow, I need to look for my old tapes..

SeaThreePeeO · 03-02-2002, 07:34 AM

Quote:

On 2002-02-12 17:09, RaphRockz wrote:
"Wise man says: forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza." - Mike talking to domino's pizza man

Did you know that the pizza guy is actually the guy in Michaelangelo's suit?

Sorry I am full of useless info!

SeaThreePeeO · 03-02-2002, 07:40 AM

Sheesh! Why do you just rip my lips off? You'd think.....

Here I'll get this first!

Or when they drop the pizza into the antimutagen.

Or when Kino finds them at Aprils apartment and she does that Nunchucking bit!

Or in TNMT 3 when they slide down the drain.
Look on the bright side April we could have fallen into a big smelly greasy pile of.....

Or the bell bit where Donny rings the bell!

*Shut up nikki and go away*

**HorseTechie** · 03-02-2002, 08:47 AM

*runs in all excited* oh-oh-oohh... the movies! Also my fav!

I also loved that part where Don rips the tape off of Raph's mouth in TMNT2.

In TMNT1, I liked how Mike snuck up on Leo with the cymbals...

or later in the fight...
~ "Ohh... a fellow chuker, eh?" and then the nunchicking duel ensues (I heard this was cut from the UK version)
~ When after the Foot stick Don in the fishtank, he squirts them with the water.
~ "Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!"

Then when they arrive tot he farm house, Casey starts getting all sarcastic. I also nearly melted with compassion when April asks about Raph, and I heard Don's worried "Not so good."

And THEN (how COULD you guys forget this part), the whole scene when Raph wakes up and Leo gets all mushy. Only to be followed with Don's "It's a Kodak moment!"

(okay, just a few more on TMNT1)

[Casey] Wait a minute. No one said anything about sleeping down here!
[Don] You're a claustrophobic.
[Casey] You want a fist in the mouth?
[Don] trying to keep a straight face] nuh-uh.
[Casey] I've never even looked at another guy before.
[Don snickers]
[April] What he means is that you're afraid of enclosed areas.
[Casey to Don] Afraid? What, me? Is that what you think?
[Don nods]
[Casey] Hay. I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid! [Casey runs into something on his way out] I'm going to sleep in the truck!
[Don finally busts up with laughter]

[Mike] Man, I could go for some deep dish action right about now...
[Danny] I had some pizza down here the other day--
[Don drops his electronics project and looks around for the 'za. He finds the box, looks inside, and closes it real quick] Question?
[Mike] Yeah?
[Don] Do you like Penecillin on your pizza?
[Mike falls to his knees in dissapointment, then hums taps for the pizza]

[Mike] Hay Donnie! Looks like this one's suffering from shell-shock!
[Don] Too derivative.
[Mike] Boy, I guess we can really shell it out.
[Don] Too clique.
[Mike] Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
[Don] I like it! Step-up!

_________________
If it has anything to do with microchips or Star Trek... I ain't interested. ~Raph

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**Machias Banshee** · 03-02-2002, 10:14 AM

lesee here...

The 2nd movie where tokka and Razhar call shredder Momma

kino's intro of the turtles, and mike says "yeah, all the good ones end in 'O'!", resulting in Splinter making him go do flips. And then a minute or two later, Splinte sees Mike faking the flips, and Mike looks at him and says "Uh, one? Yeah..." and has to start over again. Love it!

**HorseTechie** · 03-02-2002, 10:22 AM

TmnT2...

Don goes all cowboy on this one guy and hog ties him with a finishing "Yeehaaa, ninja cowboy!"

But get this, after I got the script for the second movie, the bit where Mike said "Next time I'll use mustard"... was first written to be "Good thing it was hard salami!"

**Machias Banshee** · 03-02-2002, 10:23 AM

woah!

cant let your sausage go limp!

**HorseTechie** · 03-02-2002, 11:09 AM

Yeah... they redid many parts of that first fight scence in the mall. *cracks knuckles* Here's the parts they changed...

[after Raph sticks Keno in the trashcan]

Mike: I really hate it when guys wear panty hose.
Don (to thug): You know, you should try Sheer Energy - makes your face feel less tired at the end of the day.

*jumps ahead*

[Leo and another thug uses tennis raquets as weapons]
Leo: Your serve
Thug swings and misses
Leo: Love-15
Thug misses
Leo: Love-30, Keep your elbow stiff.
Thug misses again
Leo: No-no, follow through more. Love-45
Thug gets mad and lunges at Leo, and still misses.
Leo: That's game. (sighs, offers hand to shake) Well, you gave it your best shot, but...
Thug does shake Leo's hand, but is now confused.
Leo: (whacks thug over head then with racket) You need to rent a braincell!

[Raph is then playing basketball with another thug. He dribbles a b-ball then doubles the thug over with a hard pass to the midsection. Then Raph hops on a trampoline to put the ball in the net Michael Jordan style]

Raph (with sports anouncer voice): Three, two, one... YES! (raises arms) There it is! Raphael wins it! The crowd goes wild. (makes crowd noise) They name a sneaker after him! He demands a new contract!

[Elsewhere, Mike chases after a couple more thugs while bouncing on a pogo stick]

Mike: po-GO, po-GO, po-GO...!

_________________
"No, I always walk around handcuffed to a steampipe with a turtle for company." Jessica, Kiss of the Dragon

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2002-03-02 13:10 ]</font>

**Machias Banshee** · 03-02-2002, 11:27 AM

ROTFL!! I think the present version was better, tho.

**Kali** · 03-02-2002, 11:59 AM

LOL! My book (NOT comic book) versions of the second movie have those parts added.

02-11-2002, 08:38 PM	#1
RaphRockz Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New York City Sewers Posts: 620	One of my favs is when don and mike are watching the tortoise and the hare. __________________ "I'll think of something. I always doooo" - Krang

02-12-2002, 01:05 AM	#2
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	I haven't seen Secret of the Ooze in ages...but I recall loving Michaelangelo using sausage as nunchucks. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

02-12-2002, 02:47 PM	#6
RaphRockz Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New York City Sewers Posts: 620	How about when Mikie goes into the room where Casey and April are and brings out the bottle of turtle wax __________________ "I'll think of something. I always doooo" - Krang

02-12-2002, 03:09 PM	#8
RaphRockz Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New York City Sewers Posts: 620	"Wise man says: forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza." - Mike talking to domino's pizza man __________________ "I'll think of something. I always doooo" - Krang

02-12-2002, 02:27 PM	#3
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Combat Coldcuts!!!!! And next time i'll use mustard!!! I got TMNT2 for my B-day last year. I love it! My parents looked for it EVERYWHERE... My brother teases me, but i still watch TMNT 1&2 whenever i can.

02-12-2002, 02:34 PM	#4
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	My all time favorite part was in the second movie, at the beginning, when Don's in the toy store. Remember when he bumps into the clown? I love it when he gets on the stand, then the robber walks by and pushes him over and he pokes the guy in the chest. Then the guy pushes him and Don comes back with the foam bat. LOL! But that's not the best part, the best part is when Don goes "ROAR!" and the guy freaks out! Then Don chases after him with that funny shuffle walk. I can't recall any funny moments from the first movie, that was a pretty serious movie. I'll have to watch it later and report back.

02-12-2002, 02:43 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	The first one, I liked where Splinter's TRYING to give an important lecture, but mike's on the phone with Dominos, and Splinter throws the book at him, [l]literally [l]. Other things such as... Mike and Don dance to "Ninjitsu!!" The New Turbo Ginsu / Splinter gets pizzaed!! Casey Jones and April fight/ "Its kinda like moonlighting, isnt it?" and so much more... I'm gonna bring my TMNT, as well as my JP movies back up with me from Feb. Break.

02-12-2002, 02:51 PM	#7
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	smackes her forehead I have a crappy memory. I watched the movie last week and I didn't remember any of this stuff until you brought it up.

02-12-2002, 03:37 PM	#9
coolmike1586 Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my shell!!! Posts: 1,120	My Fav. part is where they are in the consturuction area and they go into battle with Toka and Razor. Mike goes (NO WAIT!!!) Razor spins him around and throws him and in the air Mike goes, ( Maybe I shoulda brought BAGELLLLLLSSSSS) CLASH right into that back wall* (uhhh now i know what a postal package feels like). also when Leo and Raph are fighting about who takes the ugly one. lol

02-24-2002, 09:02 PM	#10
~~SPEEd~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 541	My favorite part is when the turtles dance to GO NINJA GO NINJA GO by Vanilla Ice. I have a blast watching that.

03-02-2002, 02:33 AM	#11
Wuffle Random Punk Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: CA, land of fruits and nuts Posts: 46	"It's quiet." "A little too quiet." "It's Raph!" "A little too Raph." Wow, I need to look for my old tapes..

03-02-2002, 07:40 AM	#13
SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	Sheesh! Why do you just rip my lips off? You'd think..... Here I'll get this first! Or when they drop the pizza into the antimutagen. Or when Kino finds them at Aprils apartment and she does that Nunchucking bit! Or in TNMT 3 when they slide down the drain. Look on the bright side April we could have fallen into a big smelly greasy pile of..... Or the bell bit where Donny rings the bell! Shut up nikki and go away

03-02-2002, 08:47 AM	#14
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	runs in all excited oh-oh-oohh... the movies! Also my fav! I also loved that part where Don rips the tape off of Raph's mouth in TMNT2. In TMNT1, I liked how Mike snuck up on Leo with the cymbals... or later in the fight... ~ "Ohh... a fellow chuker, eh?" and then the nunchicking duel ensues (I heard this was cut from the UK version) ~ When after the Foot stick Don in the fishtank, he squirts them with the water. ~ "Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!" Then when they arrive tot he farm house, Casey starts getting all sarcastic. I also nearly melted with compassion when April asks about Raph, and I heard Don's worried "Not so good." And THEN (how COULD you guys forget this part), the whole scene when Raph wakes up and Leo gets all mushy. Only to be followed with Don's "It's a Kodak moment!" (okay, just a few more on TMNT1) [Casey] Wait a minute. No one said anything about sleeping down here! [Don] You're a claustrophobic. [Casey] You want a fist in the mouth? [Don] trying to keep a straight face] nuh-uh. [Casey] I've never even looked at another guy before. [Don snickers] [April] What he means is that you're afraid of enclosed areas. [Casey to Don] Afraid? What, me? Is that what you think? [Don nods] [Casey] Hay. I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid! [Casey runs into something on his way out] I'm going to sleep in the truck! [Don finally busts up with laughter] [Mike] Man, I could go for some deep dish action right about now... [Danny] I had some pizza down here the other day-- [Don drops his electronics project and looks around for the 'za. He finds the box, looks inside, and closes it real quick] Question? [Mike] Yeah? [Don] Do you like Penecillin on your pizza? [Mike falls to his knees in dissapointment, then hums taps for the pizza] [Mike] Hay Donnie! Looks like this one's suffering from shell-shock! [Don] Too derivative. [Mike] Boy, I guess we can really shell it out. [Don] Too clique. [Mike] Well, it was a shell of a good hit! [Don] I like it! Step-up! _________________ If it has anything to do with microchips or Star Trek... I ain't interested. ~Raph <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2002-03-02 10:49 ]</font>

03-02-2002, 10:14 AM	#15
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	lesee here... The 2nd movie where tokka and Razhar call shredder Momma kino's intro of the turtles, and mike says "yeah, all the good ones end in 'O'!", resulting in Splinter making him go do flips. And then a minute or two later, Splinte sees Mike faking the flips, and Mike looks at him and says "Uh, one? Yeah..." and has to start over again. Love it!

03-02-2002, 10:22 AM	#16
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	TmnT2... Don goes all cowboy on this one guy and hog ties him with a finishing "Yeehaaa, ninja cowboy!" But get this, after I got the script for the second movie, the bit where Mike said "Next time I'll use mustard"... was first written to be "Good thing it was hard salami!"

03-02-2002, 10:23 AM	#17
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	woah! cant let your sausage go limp!

03-02-2002, 11:09 AM	#18
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Yeah... they redid many parts of that first fight scence in the mall. cracks knuckles Here's the parts they changed... [after Raph sticks Keno in the trashcan] Mike: I really hate it when guys wear panty hose. Don (to thug): You know, you should try Sheer Energy - makes your face feel less tired at the end of the day. jumps ahead [Leo and another thug uses tennis raquets as weapons] Leo: Your serve Thug swings and misses Leo: Love-15 Thug misses Leo: Love-30, Keep your elbow stiff. Thug misses again Leo: No-no, follow through more. Love-45 Thug gets mad and lunges at Leo, and still misses. Leo: That's game. (sighs, offers hand to shake) Well, you gave it your best shot, but... Thug does shake Leo's hand, but is now confused. Leo: (whacks thug over head then with racket) You need to rent a braincell! [Raph is then playing basketball with another thug. He dribbles a b-ball then doubles the thug over with a hard pass to the midsection. Then Raph hops on a trampoline to put the ball in the net Michael Jordan style] Raph (with sports anouncer voice): Three, two, one... YES! (raises arms) There it is! Raphael wins it! The crowd goes wild. (makes crowd noise) They name a sneaker after him! He demands a new contract! [Elsewhere, Mike chases after a couple more thugs while bouncing on a pogo stick] Mike: po-GO, po-GO, po-GO...! _________________ "No, I always walk around handcuffed to a steampipe with a turtle for company." Jessica, Kiss of the Dragon <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2002-03-02 13:10 ]</font>

03-02-2002, 11:27 AM	#19
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	ROTFL!! I think the present version was better, tho.

03-02-2002, 11:59 AM	#20
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	LOL! My book (NOT comic book) versions of the second movie have those parts added.