The Paris Hilton thread

*Drtooth* · 06-07-2007, 09:10 AM

I'm hearing this on the news right now. Apparently Paris Hilton whined and cried during her horrible one day in prison and they decided to send her home to house arrest.

Oh boy! Yeah. That's like the logic of sending a misbehaving child to their room so they can play with their toys and video gaqmes.

Of course prison isn't fun! IT'S PRISON! You're supposed to go there to be PUNNISHED.

Of course, Punnishment for Paris Hilton is having her legs shut for a whole minute at a time.

*Kunoichi_Haruko* · 06-07-2007, 09:13 AM

Yeah I read this too. I'm so disgusted right now...

junkboy · 06-07-2007, 09:19 AM

They did it to show the world that : Everybody, with a sex video or not is still equal, and should pay for it...
But it did not go on it seems...

Bah...

Or maybe Paris has found Phoenix Wright as defense attorney for herself. ( and no offense Phoenix, i like you really much

)

*iris* · 06-07-2007, 09:23 AM

They don't release people from jail because they cry. I just read about this in News Day, where it said,

She was held in a special unit where she was spending 23 hours a day in a solitary cell, her lawyer said.

After she checked in, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton's demeanor was helpful.

"She was focused; she was cooperative," he said.

But the reasons for her release-- mysterious "medical reasons"-- are probably bogus. She'd only been there 3 days.

NightwatchersOnlygirl · 06-07-2007, 09:28 AM

She sounld stay In a bit longer

*Anarky* · 06-07-2007, 09:28 AM

I'm so glad that the legal system is not in the least corrupted and still treats everyone the same. I'm a firm believer in the justice of the courts. Now more than ever.

*Duke* · 06-07-2007, 09:37 AM

This really upsets me. It's so ridiculous that some people can get out of anything. She was sentenced and she should serve the time.

*Mecha Cow* · 06-07-2007, 09:38 AM

Yes, God forbid Paris should actually have to face her punishment like a regular person. Remember kids, drinking and driving is no joke, unless you're rich and famous.

Congratulations Ms. Hilton, you have once again proven yourself to be the personification of everything that's wrong with our culture.

*Drtooth* · 06-07-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by iris

They don't release people from jail because they cry. .

No, they release them because they're celebrities. Lookit that guy who was on that cop show... wuzzizname.

I think they should make Paris Hilton work for the poor. At the very least, a dunk tank full of bleached wated that poor people who can't get their lives together can play with. I mean, damn... It's BAAAAAAD enough she's been born into wealth, but to be famous for just being rich and a slut... it drives anyone who was chewed up and spit out by the entertainment industry mad.

*Anarky* · 06-07-2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Yes, God forbid Paris should actually have to face her punishment like a regular person. Remember kids, drinking and driving is no joke, unless you're rich and famous.

Congratulations Ms. Hilton, you have once again proven yourself to be the personification of everything that's wrong with our culture.

Actually, you can't blame her for that one. You can blame her for crying and being sober for the first time in probably months, but you can't blame her for getting released early. I bet she didn't say "Hey guys, I don't like it here, I'm going home." Some judge or some other legal ass must have signed it off. So the real outrage is not Paris for a change, it's the entire freaking legal system, which is obviously corrupt. But I'll bet 100 bucks that everyone is going to be mad at Paris and just swallow this decision on the legal system's side. Even in this thread, people will be yelling about how much Hilton sucks, I bet. Thank God we've been dumbed down enough to not see the obvious. After all, what is this constitution-thing anyways? I heard you can eat it...

*Mecha Cow* · 06-07-2007, 09:58 AM

You are right, she isn't always the cause of the bullsh*t surrounding her, but my point was that she is the personification of these things in the sense that they constantly seem to follow her.

*Drtooth* · 06-07-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

Actually, you can't blame her for that one. You can blame her for crying and being sober for the first time in probably months, but you can't blame her for getting released early. I bet she didn't say "Hey guys, I don't like it here, I'm going home." Some judge or some other legal ass must have signed it off. So the real outrage is not Paris for a change, it's the entire freaking legal system, which is obviously corrupt. But I'll bet 100 bucks that everyone is going to be mad at Paris and just swallow this decision on the legal system's side. Even in this thread, people will be yelling about how much Hilton sucks, I bet. Thank God we've been dumbed down enough to not see the obvious. After all, what is this constitution-thing anyways? I heard you can eat it...

I actually agree with that... I just hate America's obsession with Pretty Blonde white girls... even though Paris looks like the illegitimate daughter of the Great Gonzo and Kinkotsuman. But we shouldn't just blame our legal system, but the whole practice of "OOH! Pretty famous whore girls" worship. I mean, remember when girls looked up to people like Gloria Stienhem (sp?) and those kind of people... now they just want their rich parents to let them whore their way through life.

But yes, the legal system is corrupt, but I'm still angry at Paris anyway. But then again, if they gave her a leathal injection it probably wouldn't take affect in her drug addled body.

*Mr. Snackpants* · 06-07-2007, 10:20 AM

I could go on and pn about this, but bottom line....

********!!! Medical reasons my ass. She got out 20 days early. Now she has 40 days of house arrest? Oh no, she has to stay in her mansion for 40 days. What a bitch. I'm so pissed. I would like to know what medical condition she has...lord know what kind of diseases that slut has. SHe keeps giving people more and more reasons to hate her.

*iris* · 06-07-2007, 01:31 PM

So, I think I see a definite pattern now. Basically, Paris was complicit in the courts' need to make an example of her.

1. Paris Hilton is a "rich, selfish ho'" who has lots of teenage fans and is on probation for driving and alcohol-related offenses. She then commits a related misdemeanor.

2. A judge sentences Paris what is essentially a month and a half in solitary confinement at a county prison for her misdemeanor. The judge knows this sentence is excessive, but wants to make an example of Paris Hilton.

3. Paris fights the excessive sentence. Everyone laughs and calls her a whiner.

4. The court is forced to halve the sentence. To save face and call attention back to Paris Hilton, they claim the reduction was "for good behavior."

5. Perhaps the court intimates that there are potentially more "rewards" if Paris makes a good example of herself? Or perhaps Paris has the best lawyer ever? Because...

6. On the eve of her incarceration, Paris Hilton makes a showy appearance at the MTV Movie Awards for a nice public mocking. At this high-profile appearance, she makes this statement:

"I did have a choice to go to a pay jail, but I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way....

"I'm scared but I'm being strong and I'm ready to face my sentence.... I hope this can be an example to other young people and be something positive."

8. Paris Hilton, model citizen and shining example to rebellious children everywhere, is released from solitary after 3 days, conveniently before she can experience or see anything that could be held against the courts or the corrections system. She will instead serve 40 days at home.

*VaughnMichael* · 06-07-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

This really upsets me. It's so ridiculous that some people can get out of anything. She was sentenced and she should serve the time.

I agree with you I'm so sick of this moron and people like her.
Kids actully look up to these morons and want to be like them its disgusting.

bullet · 06-07-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

I'm so glad that the legal system is not in the least corrupted and still treats everyone the same. I'm a firm believer in the justice of the courts. Now more than ever.

i can't agree with you more.

*Scandia* · 06-07-2007, 05:56 PM

Punishment for Paris Hilton- having her credit and debit cards and checkbook taken away from her for a month. Also having a 9PM curfew.

Does Paris Hilton do anything for a living at the moment?

Her name sounds like a hotel. Which fits her because she receives a lot of guests if you know what I mean.

Dinny · 06-07-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Scandia

Her name sounds like a hotel. Which fits her because she receives a lot of guests if you know what I mean.

Maybe because her family started the hotel? Also I'm fairly sure you have to pay to be the guest at the hotel...

*Roseangelo* · 06-07-2007, 06:23 PM

Just heard on the local news that she will now be appearing in court tomorrow to decide wheather or not she should return to jail.

Oy, the saga just won't end!!

bullet · 06-07-2007, 06:27 PM

so how many nukes do you believe would be aimed at that particular court tomorrow?

06-07-2007, 09:10 AM	#1
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	The Paris Hilton thread I'm hearing this on the news right now. Apparently Paris Hilton whined and cried during her horrible one day in prison and they decided to send her home to house arrest. Oh boy! Yeah. That's like the logic of sending a misbehaving child to their room so they can play with their toys and video gaqmes. Of course prison isn't fun! IT'S PRISON! You're supposed to go there to be PUNNISHED. Of course, Punnishment for Paris Hilton is having her legs shut for a whole minute at a time. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

06-07-2007, 09:13 AM	#2
Kunoichi_Haruko A shell of a good hit! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, Va. Posts: 1,685	Yeah I read this too. I'm so disgusted right now... __________________

06-07-2007, 09:23 AM	#4
iris moddy mod mod Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: finally escaped the lab Posts: 1,886	They don't release people from jail because they cry. I just read about this in News Day, where it said, She was held in a special unit where she was spending 23 hours a day in a solitary cell, her lawyer said. After she checked in, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton's demeanor was helpful. "She was focused; she was cooperative," he said. But the reasons for her release-- mysterious "medical reasons"-- are probably bogus. She'd only been there 3 days. __________________ Appeal to nobler motives. Like pie. [ life is at best bitter sweet ]

06-07-2007, 09:28 AM	#5
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06-07-2007, 09:28 AM	#6
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	I'm so glad that the legal system is not in the least corrupted and still treats everyone the same. I'm a firm believer in the justice of the courts. Now more than ever. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

06-07-2007, 09:19 AM	#3
junkboy Hench Mutant Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Turkey Posts: 443	They did it to show the world that : Everybody, with a sex video or not is still equal, and should pay for it... But it did not go on it seems... Bah... Or maybe Paris has found Phoenix Wright as defense attorney for herself. ( and no offense Phoenix, i like you really much )

06-07-2007, 09:37 AM	#7
Duke Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,913	This really upsets me. It's so ridiculous that some people can get out of anything. She was sentenced and she should serve the time.

06-07-2007, 09:38 AM	#8
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Yes, God forbid Paris should actually have to face her punishment like a regular person. Remember kids, drinking and driving is no joke, unless you're rich and famous. Congratulations Ms. Hilton, you have once again proven yourself to be the personification of everything that's wrong with our culture. __________________

06-07-2007, 09:58 AM	#11
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	You are right, she isn't always the cause of the bullsh*t surrounding her, but my point was that she is the personification of these things in the sense that they constantly seem to follow her. __________________

06-07-2007, 10:20 AM	#13
Mr. Snackpants Keep cool my babies! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mount Pleasant Posts: 2,239	I could go on and pn about this, but bottom line.... ********!!! Medical reasons my ass. She got out 20 days early. Now she has 40 days of house arrest? Oh no, she has to stay in her mansion for 40 days. What a bitch. I'm so pissed. I would like to know what medical condition she has...lord know what kind of diseases that slut has. SHe keeps giving people more and more reasons to hate her.

06-07-2007, 01:31 PM	#14
iris moddy mod mod Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: finally escaped the lab Posts: 1,886	So, I think I see a definite pattern now. Basically, Paris was complicit in the courts' need to make an example of her. 1. Paris Hilton is a "rich, selfish ho'" who has lots of teenage fans and is on probation for driving and alcohol-related offenses. She then commits a related misdemeanor. 2. A judge sentences Paris what is essentially a month and a half in solitary confinement at a county prison for her misdemeanor. The judge knows this sentence is excessive, but wants to make an example of Paris Hilton. 3. Paris fights the excessive sentence. Everyone laughs and calls her a whiner. 4. The court is forced to halve the sentence. To save face and call attention back to Paris Hilton, they claim the reduction was "for good behavior." 5. Perhaps the court intimates that there are potentially more "rewards" if Paris makes a good example of herself? Or perhaps Paris has the best lawyer ever? Because... 6. On the eve of her incarceration, Paris Hilton makes a showy appearance at the MTV Movie Awards for a nice public mocking. At this high-profile appearance, she makes this statement: "I did have a choice to go to a pay jail, but I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way.... "I'm scared but I'm being strong and I'm ready to face my sentence.... I hope this can be an example to other young people and be something positive." 8. Paris Hilton, model citizen and shining example to rebellious children everywhere, is released from solitary after 3 days, conveniently before she can experience or see anything that could be held against the courts or the corrections system. She will instead serve 40 days at home. __________________ Appeal to nobler motives. Like pie. [ life is at best bitter sweet ] Last edited by iris; 06-07-2007 at 01:44 PM.

06-07-2007, 05:56 PM	#17
Scandia Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,265	Punishment for Paris Hilton- having her credit and debit cards and checkbook taken away from her for a month. Also having a 9PM curfew. Does Paris Hilton do anything for a living at the moment? Her name sounds like a hotel. Which fits her because she receives a lot of guests if you know what I mean.

06-07-2007, 06:23 PM	#19
Roseangelo Emperor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California Posts: 9,116	Just heard on the local news that she will now be appearing in court tomorrow to decide wheather or not she should return to jail. Oy, the saga just won't end!! __________________ www.ninjapizza.net www.colorsbyrosemary.com

06-07-2007, 06:27 PM	#20
bullet Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 739	so how many nukes do you believe would be aimed at that particular court tomorrow? __________________ ...and that's how they defeated the thing that wouldn't leave.