Spitfire Answers the TMNT's Questions

[Spitfire]

At the request of Putrescent I will take on the roll of our favorite sewer dwelling mutants and answer questions from their adoring fans.

I'll start with what was in the thread I posted in originally and build off that.

BY hobbit no12 AT 8:49 PM ON 3/04/2008
hey mikey why won't they let you make the new theme song I liked the ones you were singing

Because despite what you think my singing is annoying to.

BY coolboy505 AT 9:33 PM ON 3/04/2008
Dear Raphael,
What did you look like before you turned into
a ninja turtle?

I don't know maybe a f***ing turtle?

BY Blitzkid AT 9:21 PM ON 3/04/2008
Michelangelo AND RaphaeL HOW DOES IT FEEL BIENG A TURTLE AND SUPER HEROES???

It would feel better if my fans could spell my name right and stopped referring to me as a super hero. "I HAZ LAZZZZER VIZOON"

BY ShadowSamy AT 9:35 PM ON 3/04/2008
Dear Fire Headed Raphael.

When and why did you get so Mean and Aggresive? Seriously

Well it all started when I read this mess you call a sentence. From there I just had to read the rest of the questions and it escalated on it's own. Also don't ever call me that again, I'm not a ****ing Poke'mon. FIRE HEADED RAPH I CHOOSE YOU!

BY EMILY2 AT 9:41 PM ON 3/04/2008
rapheal in your deepest heart do you like mickey

*Slams a beer* Yes Mickeys is by far my favorite beer. I wuvz its

BY ninja016 AT 9:57 PM ON 3/04/2008
Hey Raff what your fave song??

The song where you learn how to spell my name. I mean it's on the page, you read how to spell it before posting this.

BY 1badpanda AT 10:01 PM ON 3/04/2008
Mikey do like the future?

Yeah I do, in the future annoying little kids don't ask me retarded questions.

BY lunannett AT 10:13 PM ON 3/04/2008
Raphael do you like fight with your BROTHERS!

Yeah, but I'd really enjoy fighting some of you for asking me this crap.

BY ryman569 AT 10:51 PM ON 3/04/2008
yea i liked the theme song you were singing and i wanted to pick it but they wont let me why not

Because it sucks, now stop asking.

BY tmnt44 AT 10:52 PM ON 3/04/2008
hey mike do you like raph or the others wen they hit you do want to hit them so hard that they go flying?from your best fan ever

I wish I could hit you so hard you'd go flying, maybe into the sun.

BY Hbakid AT 10:55 PM ON 3/04/2008
Dear michelangelo and Raphel,

In your whole adventure who is your best friend besides your brothers

You for at least copying and pasting the spelling of our names to make yourself look smart.

BY jonnydog AT 11:05 PM ON 3/04/2008
dudes do you guys always argue

Do you always ask stupid questions?

BY stormypoodle AT 11:19 PM ON 3/04/2008
Michelangelo what did you look like before you became a turtle?

What did it look like before you became a human? Seriously what's with the pre-birth questions. You really don't want to know.

BY Jack32333 AT 11:38 PM ON 3/04/2008
Donny, can I be you.

No

BY Leonardo5791 AT 11:39 PM ON 3/04/2008
Raph
What was the worst time you ever had?

Reading your question.

BY nickbp07 AT 11:42 PM ON 3/04/2008
Dear Michelangelo,

What was your greatest prank ever?

P.S. you are my favorite turtle, I have your action figure.

Really? Wow you and about 6 million other people. Aren't you just special.

BY deffman AT 11:50 PM ON 3/04/2008
Michelangelo,
do you think Raphel is a hot head

No but I sure think your an idiot.

BY FutureBoy74 AT 12:02 AM ON 3/05/2008
Michealangelo, Do you watch The Simpsons?

Yeah my favorite episode is the one where you drop a toaster in the bathtub while your in it.

BY kamiam54 AT 12:28 AM ON 3/05/2008
Dear michelangelo are you going to get new! weapons.

No, but I am considering getting a new fanbase.

BY mikey619 AT 12:29 AM
Mikey do you like to get on Raphs nerves ALL the time 'cause I get on Caseys nerves most of the time and it is scary ad funny when he does the Undertaker look to me. I act just like you and Casey acts like (HOTHEAD!!!!!!!)Raph.

Reading that made part of my soul die.

[Spitfire]

BY speed951 AT 12:36 AM ON 3/05/2008
Hey Raphael I would like to know why are you so mean and aggresive? (Your my Favorite turle.)

Well it would have something to do with a bunch of annoying little dinks asking me stupid questions.

BY Hbakid AT 12:37 AM ON 3/05/2008
Mike how many times have you gotten in to trouble

Well there was that one time I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, and in a minute here there will be that one time I killed someone.

BY Kite2468 AT 12:42 AM
Why do you always fight? Do you ever not fight?

Do you ever watch the show?

BY joe778 AT 12:56 AM
do both of you know that you both have special powers

We do now? And what might those be?

BY Mallahal AT 1:25 AM ON 3/05/2008
Michelangalo, how's it feel like kicking butt?

Pretty good let me demonstrate on you.

BY chipmunk18 AT 1:44 AM ON 3/05/2008
mikey why are you so wierd

Why are you so stupid? Life is full of questions.

BY nesxaj99 AT 2:15 AM
mickey raphael whats your favorite new theme song

It's the "Learn how to spell my name or I will murder you and your loved ones!" song.

BY ninja01 AT 2:54 AM ON 3/05/2008
raphial how does it feel to be the realy strong one

How does it feel to be the really dumb one?

BY Saphire AT 3:02 AM ON 3/05/2008
Raphael, if it would make you stronger,would you visit the Farallon Islands,these really scary looking rocks that have bad weather,crazy seabirds, and are swarming with sharks part the year? P.S. you are my absolute favorite turtle

I'd like to toss you into a ocean swarming with sharks.

BY Saphire AT 3:06 AM ON 3/05/2008
Mikey, what are you most afraid of? P.S. I think your the goofiest turtle and if you weren't on TMNT it would be pretty boring without your pathetic jokes and Raphael always hitting you for them.

My biggest fear is being stuck in a room with you asking me more idiotic questions like this.

BY Saphire AT 3:09 AM
Mikey, if you had to choose between saving your brothers and master from a burning building or having a unlimeted supply of pizza, what would it be?

I would choose to injure you for asking me such a stupid question.

BY Saphire AT 3:07 AM ON 3/05/2008
Rapheal, are you ever afraid that you will always stand in Leo's shadow and you'll never be as strong as him?

No but I am afraid that if you don't stop asking me questions I will have to inflict bodily injury on you.

BY walter1 AT 3:09 AM ON 3/05/2008
how can i talk to a turtle

Well first you pick up a big rock. Then you bash it against your head until you pass out.

BY Saphire AT 3:11 AM ON 3/05/2008
Raphael, if you had to choose between defeating the Shredder and getting rid of him forever or defeating Leo and prove that you're stronger, what would it be?

I'd choose to slap you with a restraining order, your seriously creeping me out.

BY BunnyLove AT 3:50 AM
Hey Raphael,I have been watching you since the begining.And I have a Question.

What is your favorite kind of Vechical? I know you love your Motorcycle but What is your other Favorite.

No you haven't. If you can't spell vehicle you weren't alive when I was first on TV.

BY Spottedheart AT 4:05 AM ON 3/05/2008
hi i don't have any questions but hi ^_^

Your my favorite one so far, now piss off.

BY blue026 AT 4:21 AM ON 3/05/2008
hey raphel which charcter would you pick from megaman nt warrior and which battlechip you like
from it.

I like the battlechip that wards off annoying little trolls such as yourself. I live in a ****ing sewer what the hell is "megaman nt warrior"?

BY roseangelo AT 4:41 AM ON 3/05/2008
Mike, have you been doing any writing lately?

Yeah my suicide note.

BY camchow AT 7:13 AM ON 3/05/2008
Mikey, what's your favorite weapon to use against Shredder's army of bad guys? I think the sword but my Daddy thinks it's the nunchucks.

You Daddy would be correct, he should be ashamed of you. I will send him a thank you letter instructing him to love you less.

BY Hulk32 AT 8:39 AM ON 3/05/2008
Hey mikey who taught you to be funny? or were just born that way!!!!hahah your very funny

Well thankfully it wasn't the person who taught you English.

bY Morgan20z AT 2:06 PM
mikey do you like raphel

Ut oh fan girl in the making, RUN!

BY bc1234 AT 4:54 PM ON 3/05/2008
hey raphel mikey i was wondering who do you like in the past and future?

I'm sorry I don't know anyone named Raphel Mikey, but if I ever meet them I'll be sure to ask them your IQ murdering question.

BY bc1234 AT 4:57 PM ON 3/05/2008
hey mikey raphel if you are allowed to play a joke on anyone without getting in trouble who would it be: shredder or the master?

It would be you, and the joke would be dropping you off the Empire State Building.

BY bc1234 AT 4:58 PM ON 3/05/2008
hey mikey raphel if you could be any of your brothers who would it be and why? p.s. you guys rock keep up the good work

I'd be the one that dumps you in a bathtub full of acid.

BY frogomo AT 7:44 PM ON 3/05/2008
If you geys could meet anyone in the world who would it be? I know I'd like to meet Jim Carie.

I don't know who Jim Carie is but I'd love to meet Jim Carrey.

BY tmntlover2 AT 11:12 PM ON 3/05/2008
Hey Raph I'm your biggest fan!Who did you get you're secitivity from? (cause i love that about you) PS you'll always be my fave Turtle.

I don't know where I got my "made up word" from but I'm glad the thing you love about is word that you pulled out of your ass.

BY tmntlover2 AT 11:14 PM ON 3/05/2008
Raph your my adsolute favorite turtle! TMNT rocks!!!

*Sigh* I wish I had some Absolut Vodka, it would make answering these questions less painful.

[Shark_Blade]

LMAO!! I haven't laughed this hard for a quite some time.Pity I missed the questioning session though, but still why are the people keep asking kid-ish questions over and over again lol? Suspicious..

Thanks Spitfire for brightening my day. And yeah, I would love to release a pack of wolves on those kids as well. *feed on their flesh my pretties...*

[Spitfire]

Anytime, if you were wondering I got all the questions from here http://www.4kids.tv/buzz/view/940

[The Shelf]

Haha, Spitfire, I've been reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (again) and your some of your responses remind me of Marvin. A really, really angry Marvin.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, Marvin's a really depressed android who responds to every question or comment with a creative remark on how miserable he is.

Anyway, this thread is made of win and fun, but I am starting to feel sorry for all the little kids...

[Jester]

Deer Spitfire-angelo

Y r u so meen? I hav gud questins but you was meen to me. y u do that?

Sum little kid who the edukational sistum is falling

[X]

.....

Guys, you have to realize how kids minds think.

I am a father of two, and the way you guys are bashing these kids for having heores, well, let's just say, if my son Austin (who loves TMNT,) had made a question on there, because he loves the TMNT, and you bashed him, I would be very displeased.

Wether you guys are having fun or not, it's ok, but still feels wrong. When I was a kid, seeing TMNT on the big screen, I didn't care if they were real of fake... If I sent a letter to the TMNT, and they answered (even though it wasn't the real Turtles,) I was happy to know I was talking to my favorite Turtle.

I guess you guys would have to have kids, to understand how you are talking at the moment, and while I thought there would be intellegent questions, I cannot knock the kids, who are trying to talk to their favorite cartoon characters. Simply put, I cannot always think about myself in life, and the questions I think one should be asking.

This is for the kids, let's try and respect the youth of the world... When you guys have kids, I doubt you'd like to see people making fun of kids... Kids are kids afterall. They are the future, not some piece of trash to call Idiots.

I love the members of these forums, and some of you guys seem to have good heads on your shoulders, but I cannot help but feel dissapointed in this topic, where kids and their imaginations are the subject of bashing because they are asking the questions a kid would ask.

I know these forums can be better then this.

-X-

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by X

Wether you guys are having fun or not, it's ok, but still feels wrong.

I have a son, and I'm loving this thus far. My son is probably half the age of these special bus inbreds and he doesnt ask these moronic questions

[Spitfire]

Well thank you guys.

X it's all in good fun, if the kids themselves were going to read this I wouldn't have done it obviously. But we are all adults here, for the most part, and I thought we could handle it.

[VaughnMichael]

No seriously, I know allot of little kids, my 8 and 5 year old cousins are into tmnt for instance both intelligent kids, it's sad that short bus kids are representing the tmnt on the 4kids site.
Little kids may be innocent and all that, but they aren't retards.
This is exactly why I thought that some adult was typing these questions out, because many adults do think children are this stupid.
And there's nothing wrong with what spitfire is doing, it's very funny, sure maybe some of them are a bit over the edge but what 5 year old is going to read those comments anyway.
I'd say everyone here is at least over the age of 15.

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

I have a son, and I'm loving this thus far. My son is probably half the age of these special bus inbreds and he doesnt ask these moronic questions

Exactly, I still think these are done by adults who think this is how children talk.

[Revan]

Oh get off your high horse, X. Like you haven't ever given someone a hard time... oh wait

Originally Posted by X

I used to go fagbashing when I was younger with some friends

At least the kids who spit was answering won't read this and feel horrible about it. And he wasn't even making fun of them, he just used their comments for some drome humor.
Kids rock and we all know they are not stupid.

Originally Posted by Putrescent

Exactly, I still think these are done by adults who think this is how children talk.

that is exactly what I suspected but tmnt4kids says they are legit

Originally Posted by TMNT4kids

I assure you they are all 100% real comments/questions.

[BubblyShell22]

I think Spit is doing it all in good fun. We know kids often do write like this because my mom works with kids who may ask questions this way. She's shown me some birthday cards the kids wrote, and it kinda reminds me of what Spit is posting. I think he's just venting the fact that parents aren't teaching their kids anything. My mom has even said that some of the kids she works with in kindergarten don't even know their ABCs.

[VaughnMichael]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

I think Spit is doing it all in good fun. We know kids often do write like this because my mom works with kids who may ask questions this way. She's shown me some birthday cards the kids wrote, and it kinda reminds me of what Spit is posting. I think he's just venting the fact that parents aren't teaching their kids anything. My mom has even said that some of the kids she works with in kindergarten don't even know their ABCs.

Um Sesame Street anyone, don't want to teach your kids or you're to busy to do so, there's always that.

[X]

I fagbashed as a teen one time, and I only oiled down some rocks and made them slip and fall... While still wrong, it was never little kids. I know my actions were inexcusable.

I am not on some mighty throne about this, it was just an opinion.

I never cussed anyone out, called anyone names, but when I read some of those, I thought about my kids, and had my kids asked one of those questions.

Kids believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the Groundhog, and that their favorite heroes cartoon or TV Show, is who they want to grow up being.

I know this was done in good fun, and now that Spitfire said if the kids ever would see it, he would never have done it, then that is cool, as he literally means he didn't mean any of it.

I can handle things easy trust me, I just felt a bit sorry for the kids like someone else who posted they just felt sorry for the kids.

-X-

[VaughnMichael]

Originally Posted by X

I fagbashed as a teen one time, and I only oiled down some rocks and made them slip and fall... While still wrong, it was never little kids. I know my actions were inexcusable.

I am not on some mighty throne about this, it was just an opinion.

I never cussed anyone out, called anyone names, but when I read some of those, I thought about my kids, and had my kids asked one of those questions.

Kids believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the Groundhog, and that their favorite heroes cartoon or TV Show, is who they want to grow up being.

I know this was done in good fun, and now that Spitfire said if the kids ever would see it, he would never have done it, then that is cool, as he literally means he didn't mean any of it.

I can handle things easy trust me, I just felt a bit sorry for the kids like someone else who posted they just felt sorry for the kids.

-X-

You're entire post just makes me so mad anything I say is just going to cause a flame war.
I mean wow just wow and shame on you, people are people no matter what age race, religion, or life they live.
This world is hard enough to live in, without bullcrap like that.
And this stuff was funny because it's not hurting anyone physicaly unlike some things..this is a message board full of adults, we are going to say adult things.
I asked Spitfire to post this because it's funny and not harming anyone at all, you also didn't have to sit and read all of those comments he made, if you where so offended for your children, just like TV click out.
You always have that option.

[Archon_Turtle]

Originally Posted by X

I fagbashed as a teen one time, and I only oiled down some rocks and made them slip and fall...

Well I certainly hope your kids have someone else to learn from besides you. Have some tact for christ sakes.

[Cure]

It was alright. Woulda been better if you actually sounded like them. Also, that whole "it'll change when you have kids" thing irks me. If I have kids, I'll be the first one to point out if their stupid. That'll just make me work harder to get them smarter.

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by X

I fagbashed as a teen one time

"fagbashed" better mean eating ciggerettes, otherwise you can get a life as far from the trailer park as possible.

[Roseangelo]

Sometimes kids just need to be told the truth.

[Revan]

Maddox rocks. I love his hate mail