Furniture Names

A little *too* Raph · 02-17-2009, 07:48 PM

I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning, and they were talking about how Bob named his furniture back in the day. Now, I love puns so I've been thinking about this all day and came up with some of my own.

Ones from Bob and Tom:

Coucho Marx
Dame Judy Bench
Fred A Chair
Clark Table
Robert Plant
Courtney Loveseat
Jabba the Hutch

Ones I came up with:

M Nightstand Shyamalan
Tony Scale
Terrance Shower
Sean Vanity
Louis Futon
Jennifer Love Hewlett-Packard
Kristin Dell

So here's the deal. Name a piece of furniture or appliance or any household item. Follow the same general formula, and if someone names an item, it can still be renamed. Lets see what you got!

Should the people's names be listed beside the furniture names?

Evenstar227 · 02-18-2009, 03:14 PM

All I've come up with so far is Tony Credenza (Danza). o_O

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Jabba the Hutch

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Originally Posted by A little *too* Raph

Louis Futon
Jennifer Love Hewlett-Packard

Nice!

*Ninjinister* · 02-18-2009, 04:35 PM

Um...

Mark... iMacLemore? Fiona Applecomputer? Desker Fletcher? Officechairface Chippendale? Keithboard Carradine?

I don't know... I'm a wee bit frazzled. Just looking at random objects here at work >.<

Bigfoot · 02-18-2009, 04:40 PM

I tried doing this yesterday and was having a hard time...

I have a hard time with celebrity pop culture, so I end up with...

Hmmm...

Still can't do it...

*XERO* · 02-18-2009, 07:39 PM

Mr. Beanbag.

*shuriken* · 02-18-2009, 10:04 PM

Hrmm...
Benicio Del Toilet
Harvey Keitable
Tobey McMicrowave
Justin Longbed
Arnold Shwarzecouch

Evenstar227 · 02-19-2009, 07:07 AM

DVD Roth
Jane Shower Curtain
Arsenio Hall Closet
Welcome Mat Damon
Farrah Bathroom Faucet
Mike Pliers
Lieutenant Clock
Jack Black & Decker Dust Buster Keaton

A little *too* Raph · 02-19-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Mr. Beanbag.

If I still had a beanbag I'd soooo name it that

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evenstar227

Arsenio Hall Closet

Haha, reminds me of Christopher WalkIn Closet

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Originally Posted by Evenstar227

Mike Pliers

great

Bigfoot · 02-24-2009, 06:29 PM

Okay, I think I got one...

T.V. Tray Leno!

A little *too* Raph · 02-25-2009, 06:58 AM

most excellent, bigfoot!

I guess he would be friends with T.V. Wonder

Bigfoot · 02-25-2009, 06:04 PM

Reuben Cupboard
Chyna Cabinet
Paper Shredder

*Magdolin* · 03-26-2009, 09:22 AM

Jill filecabinet. That's all I got right now.

Ginny · 03-26-2009, 10:11 AM

Howard Stearns and Foster
Stephen King-size bed
Francis Scott Keyboard
Nightstand Lee
Donny Ottoman

*Magdolin* · 03-28-2009, 10:39 AM

James Mcfridge
Dexter D Desk

(All I can think of for the moment.)

02-17-2009, 07:48 PM	#1
A little too Raph Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 561	Furniture Names I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning, and they were talking about how Bob named his furniture back in the day. Now, I love puns so I've been thinking about this all day and came up with some of my own. Ones from Bob and Tom: Coucho Marx Dame Judy Bench Fred A Chair Clark Table Robert Plant Courtney Loveseat Jabba the Hutch Ones I came up with: M Nightstand Shyamalan Tony Scale Terrance Shower Sean Vanity Louis Futon Jennifer Love Hewlett-Packard Kristin Dell So here's the deal. Name a piece of furniture or appliance or any household item. Follow the same general formula, and if someone names an item, it can still be renamed. Lets see what you got! Should the people's names be listed beside the furniture names? __________________ - "You're a claustrophobic" - "You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy"

02-18-2009, 04:35 PM	#3
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	Um... Mark... iMacLemore? Fiona Applecomputer? Desker Fletcher? Officechairface Chippendale? Keithboard Carradine? I don't know... I'm a wee bit frazzled. Just looking at random objects here at work >.< __________________

02-18-2009, 04:40 PM	#4
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	I tried doing this yesterday and was having a hard time... I have a hard time with celebrity pop culture, so I end up with... Hmmm... Still can't do it... __________________

02-18-2009, 07:39 PM	#5
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Mr. Beanbag. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

02-18-2009, 10:04 PM	#6
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02-19-2009, 07:07 AM	#7
Evenstar227 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 42 Burr Hill Rd Posts: 513	DVD Roth Jane Shower Curtain Arsenio Hall Closet Welcome Mat Damon Farrah Bathroom Faucet Mike Pliers Lieutenant Clock Jack Black & Decker Dust Buster Keaton __________________ In the beginning...

02-24-2009, 06:29 PM	#9
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Okay, I think I got one... T.V. Tray Leno! __________________

02-25-2009, 06:58 AM	#10
A little too Raph Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 561	most excellent, bigfoot! I guess he would be friends with T.V. Wonder __________________ - "You're a claustrophobic" - "You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy"

02-25-2009, 06:04 PM	#11
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Reuben Cupboard Chyna Cabinet Paper Shredder __________________

03-26-2009, 09:22 AM	#12
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Jill filecabinet. That's all I got right now. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

03-26-2009, 10:11 AM	#13
Ginny Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Steubenville, Ohio Posts: 352	Howard Stearns and Foster Stephen King-size bed Francis Scott Keyboard Nightstand Lee Donny Ottoman __________________ "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

03-28-2009, 10:39 AM	#14
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	James Mcfridge Dexter D Desk (All I can think of for the moment.) __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."