"World's oldest woman" is DEAD

*Hannah* · 05-11-2009, 09:26 PM

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'World's oldest woman' dies at 130... after slipping in bathroom of new flat Kazakhstan gave her to celebrate her age.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...brate-age.html

Hahaha, irony.

**Jester** · 05-11-2009, 09:28 PM

And the title now belongs to...

Gah, I'm a morbid sack of crap.

*Andrew NDB* · 05-11-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

And the title now belongs to...

I'm starting to like the way you think.

**Jester** · 05-11-2009, 10:01 PM

Uh...Thank you?

*XERO* · 05-11-2009, 10:42 PM

Damn. She's fallen and she won't get up?

Lil G · 05-12-2009, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Damn. She's fallen and she won't get up?

oh god i am having a good day with finding jokes.

*Raph's Girl* · 05-12-2009, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester

And the title now belongs to...

Gah, I'm a morbid sack of crap.

Gertrude Baines is the current Oldest Woman at age 115 (that article said Edna Parker is tho but she died last year.

) and the oldest man is Tomoji Tanabi who's 113.

05-13-2009, 09:38 PM

Does anyone die from old age anymore? Seems to always be the case of illness, accidental death, murder, or suicide.

Sucks what happened. I would have been interested to see how many more years she had.

*That Matt Guy* · 05-13-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryona

Sucks what happened. I would have been interested to see how many more years she had.

130? Yeah, you probably could have measured her remaining life in weeks.

05-11-2009, 09:28 PM	#2
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05-11-2009, 10:01 PM	#4
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Uh...Thank you? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

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XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Damn. She's fallen and she won't get up? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-13-2009, 09:38 PM	#8
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Does anyone die from old age anymore? Seems to always be the case of illness, accidental death, murder, or suicide. Sucks what happened. I would have been interested to see how many more years she had.