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Quick-thinking pizza man leads cops to rape victim
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Five points to anyone else who catches the hilarious dangling modifyer in the headline.
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Aside from the creep getting out on bond, that's a very inspiring story.
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Ah, no. The place she worked at in Georgia was where he was "well-known", not the pizza place in Tennesse.
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Wow. That guy is a hero in many respects. I'm happy this story turned out well, since so many other stories never end happily.
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Remember , they're watching :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iISyPz5XRyI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-GCJ...eature=related |
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I guess he was hungry from the whole rape thing.
Wonder if he had hot wings? Did he enjoy the food? |
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Wonder if he can get a pizza guy to save him?
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On the beat!
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Or prison rape, the bastard.
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yeah, a real S.O.B. with a damn good taste in food.
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Yeah, jail sucks... But I guess being raped is no fun either...
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Thug
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i smell a wannabe noam chomsky
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