WOODCHUCK!!!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 04-03-2003, 01:33 AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

*That Matt Guy* · 04-03-2003, 01:57 AM

Uh... so a woodchuck would "chuck" Orson Welles ?

Sparvid · 04-03-2003, 02:53 AM

In what unit do you measure wood?

ironhelix · 04-03-2003, 03:01 AM

I measure it in inches...

*The Defibrillator* · 04-03-2003, 08:35 AM

who be orson welles?

*Mars-Chan* · 04-03-2003, 09:10 AM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...if he could? Try that on as a tounge twister!

Anywho,Orsen Wells be a famous writer. Look him up.

I measure wood in FEET!!

*The Defibrillator* · 04-03-2003, 09:10 AM

what books did he write though?

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 04-03-2003, 11:12 AM

H.G. Wells is a famous writer.(Time Machine)
Orson Welles is a famous director. (Citizen Kane)
Interesting fact: the "War of the Worlds" broadcast that scarred the crap out of the whole nation back in the '30s was directed by Orson Welles and based on an H.G. Wells book!

**HorseTechie** · 04-03-2003, 11:16 AM

Huck Finn - cause he was a scrappy but clever fictional character. I doubt a couple of old (and deceased), out-of-shape authors could win. Unless they were writing their own characters in to be the ones doing the fighting...

*The Defibrillator* · 04-03-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TetsuDeinonychus

H.G. Wells is a famous writer.(Time Machine)
Orson Welles is a famous director. (Citizen Kane)
Interesting fact: the "War of the Worlds" broadcast that scarred the crap out of the whole nation back in the '30s was directed by Orson Welles and based on an H.G. Wells book!

wait wait wait... is Orson Welles a director or a writer, or both? I am now confoozed. hrm

ironhelix · 04-03-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mars

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...if he could? Try that on as a tounge twister!

Anywho,Orsen Wells be a famous writer. Look him up.

I measure wood in FEET!!

Decimals?

*That Matt Guy* · 04-03-2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenageMutantNinja Hobbit

who be orson welles?

Orson Welles is a famous director and actor.

*cqb101* · 04-03-2003, 04:49 PM

Huch Finn all the way!!!!!!!

Sparvid · 04-03-2003, 05:01 PM

One of Orson Welles last acting jobs was as the voice of Unicron...

ironhelix · 04-03-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparvid

One of Orson Welles last acting jobs was as the voice of Unicron...

I thought Unicron was done by Spock?

Psycrow · 04-03-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ironhelix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparvid

One of Orson Welles last acting jobs was as the voice of Unicron...

I thought Unicron was done by Spock?

Leonard Nimoy (Spock) did the voice of Galvatron in Transformers: The Movie, while Orson Welles did Unicron.

Since Orson Welles was Unicron, I'm voting for him to win this battle.

**HorseTechie** · 04-03-2003, 09:32 PM

Well.. in that case, Unicron eats all! Just make sure Huck Finn isn't carrying around anything like the Matrix. Yeah....

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 04-04-2003, 11:18 PM

Rosebud...

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 04-09-2003, 09:40 PM

Everyone give up?
The answer is... As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

I don't understand how Orson Welles got mixed up in all this.

*Nickokapo* · 04-10-2003, 08:29 AM

I think unicron would win...i mean how would he not?he eats everything that's on his way!
He's like an overweight pacman made of metal!
As for wood and chuck...i dont care how much wood could chuck chuck if chuckie would chuck a chucker or whatever, more wood = less trees.
But then again...more wood = more tables
More tables = good

View Poll Results: Who would win a fight?
H.G. Wells	1	7.14%
Orson Welles	8	57.14%
Huck Finn	5	35.71%
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Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	H.G. Wells is a famous writer.(Time Machine) Orson Welles is a famous director. (Citizen Kane) Interesting fact: the "War of the Worlds" broadcast that scarred the crap out of the whole nation back in the '30s was directed by Orson Welles and based on an H.G. Wells book! __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

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HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Huck Finn - cause he was a scrappy but clever fictional character. I doubt a couple of old (and deceased), out-of-shape authors could win. Unless they were writing their own characters in to be the ones doing the fighting...

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Sparvid Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Östersund, Sweden Posts: 860	One of Orson Welles last acting jobs was as the voice of Unicron...

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HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Well.. in that case, Unicron eats all! Just make sure Huck Finn isn't carrying around anything like the Matrix. Yeah....

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04-09-2003, 09:40 PM	#19
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Everyone give up? The answer is... As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! I don't understand how Orson Welles got mixed up in all this. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

04-10-2003, 08:29 AM	#20
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,800	I think unicron would win...i mean how would he not?he eats everything that's on his way! He's like an overweight pacman made of metal! As for wood and chuck...i dont care how much wood could chuck chuck if chuckie would chuck a chucker or whatever, more wood = less trees. But then again...more wood = more tables More tables = good __________________