German TMNT Theme...

**GK Punk** · 04-12-2003, 05:28 AM

This song cracks me up... could someone translate it for me?

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 06:05 AM

If I find the lyrics I can give it a try. But I have to warn you, the lyrics are stupid as hell!!!

*The Defibrillator* · 04-12-2003, 07:21 AM

lol, I have to see this!

I have the Captain Planet theme song in german too. thats pretty funny!

If i had the lyrics I would give em to ya barkworm, but alas i don't

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 08:40 AM

O.k. here it goes! Don't blame me for orthographical or grammatical mistakes!

First Hobbit's wish, the Captain Planet theme song:

Captain Planet , Earth’s hero!
Fight to make our environment clean!
His strength is given by us, he shall fight for our planet!
Captain Planet , Earth’s hero!
Fight to make our environment clean!
Battle the rotten ones who are responsible for pollution,
those villains who exploit Earth!

RAP:
The Planet Team appeals you to join us!
Only you can help to rescue Earth!
We don’t want any exploitation and pollution!
Listen what Captain Planet tells you:

YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!!

Even as a kid I hated that one! But I totally loved this:

Here they come, the Hero Turtles!
Ultra-cool Hero Turtles!
Everyone knows the Hero Turtles!
Always prepared!

They’re a super-awesome team (Of course!)
when they fight against fear and terror (that’s for sure)!
If you are in trouble
THE TURTLE BOYS WILL RESCUE YA!

Everyone knows the Hero Turtles!
Ultra-cool Hero Turtles!
Raphael is soo cool!
Micaelangelo goes for it!
Leonardo fights as Donatello planned! (here he sings an empty phrase, there isn’t a translation for it, it’s just stupid!)

Even if it gets too dangerous
THE TURTLE BOYS WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!!

Here they come, the Hero Turtles!
Everyone knows the Hero Turtles!
Mega-awesome Hero Turtles!

ALWAYS PREPARED! (And always smarter!)

When I was about eight years old I sang this every night and day!

OMG, the lyrics are sooooo awful!

Both are not entirely correct but I guess you won't notice my translation mistakes!

*Nickokapo* · 04-12-2003, 08:44 AM

Mega-awesome Hero Turtles!

omg that's mega-awesome barkman...tho i think i prefer the us theme

Now i gotta find the german theme itself, just to see how it sounds like

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickokapo

Mega-awesome Hero Turtles!

Yeah, something like that, it sounds dumb anyway!

*Nickokapo* · 04-12-2003, 09:00 AM

Yeah

Here's the song itself:
http://thetechnodrome.com/sounds/tmnt_gertheme.wav
They sound so funny

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 10:38 AM

Wow, those lyrics are so pitiful, on both songs...sorry barkworm,

It probly rhymes in German though, right?

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 10:40 AM

Yeah, but that fact doesn't make the lyrics better...or at least just a bit!

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 10:48 AM

Well it is because a direct translation into another language almost always will never work, so I bet the lyrics of the Smurfs would look alright...

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 10:53 AM

I think our Smurfs didn't have a theme song, just a narrator.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 11:21 AM

Oh yea true...but I meant German cartoons in general.

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 11:34 AM

I got it but if I'm not totally mistaken the Smurfs are French!

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 11:45 AM

ooops, they aren't German, sorry. But they aren't French either...

They are Belgian, there we go...

**Barkworm** · 04-12-2003, 11:50 AM

Finally!

*That Matt Guy* · 04-12-2003, 04:37 PM

Man. Those Germans, what will they do next?

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 04:38 PM

*That Matt Guy* · 04-12-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokka

~~Tokka-B~~ · 04-12-2003, 04:48 PM

You know that there were no less than 256 episodes made for the Smurfs?!?! That's alot of episodes.....

*Nickokapo* · 04-12-2003, 04:51 PM

Yeah but dont let that fool ya, each ep was 10 minutes long

Unless you count 2 10 mins eps and still gives you 256...in that case...

04-12-2003, 05:28 AM	#1
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	German TMNT Theme... This song cracks me up... could someone translate it for me?

04-12-2003, 06:05 AM	#2
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	If I find the lyrics I can give it a try. But I have to warn you, the lyrics are stupid as hell!!! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 07:21 AM	#3
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	lol, I have to see this! I have the Captain Planet theme song in german too. thats pretty funny! If i had the lyrics I would give em to ya barkworm, but alas i don't __________________ My newest signature.

04-12-2003, 08:40 AM	#4
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	O.k. here it goes! Don't blame me for orthographical or grammatical mistakes! First Hobbit's wish, the Captain Planet theme song: Captain Planet , Earth’s hero! Fight to make our environment clean! His strength is given by us, he shall fight for our planet! Captain Planet , Earth’s hero! Fight to make our environment clean! Battle the rotten ones who are responsible for pollution, those villains who exploit Earth! RAP: The Planet Team appeals you to join us! Only you can help to rescue Earth! We don’t want any exploitation and pollution! Listen what Captain Planet tells you: YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!! Even as a kid I hated that one! But I totally loved this: Here they come, the Hero Turtles! Ultra-cool Hero Turtles! Everyone knows the Hero Turtles! Always prepared! They’re a super-awesome team (Of course!) when they fight against fear and terror (that’s for sure)! If you are in trouble THE TURTLE BOYS WILL RESCUE YA! Everyone knows the Hero Turtles! Ultra-cool Hero Turtles! Raphael is soo cool! Micaelangelo goes for it! Leonardo fights as Donatello planned! (here he sings an empty phrase, there isn’t a translation for it, it’s just stupid!) Even if it gets too dangerous THE TURTLE BOYS WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!! Here they come, the Hero Turtles! Everyone knows the Hero Turtles! Mega-awesome Hero Turtles! ALWAYS PREPARED! (And always smarter!) When I was about eight years old I sang this every night and day! OMG, the lyrics are sooooo awful! Both are not entirely correct but I guess you won't notice my translation mistakes! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 08:44 AM	#5
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	Mega-awesome Hero Turtles! omg that's mega-awesome barkman...tho i think i prefer the us theme Now i gotta find the german theme itself, just to see how it sounds like __________________

04-12-2003, 09:00 AM	#7
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	Yeah Here's the song itself: http://thetechnodrome.com/sounds/tmnt_gertheme.wav They sound so funny __________________

04-12-2003, 10:38 AM	#8
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Wow, those lyrics are so pitiful, on both songs...sorry barkworm, It probly rhymes in German though, right?

04-12-2003, 10:40 AM	#9
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	Yeah, but that fact doesn't make the lyrics better...or at least just a bit! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 10:48 AM	#10
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Well it is because a direct translation into another language almost always will never work, so I bet the lyrics of the Smurfs would look alright...

04-12-2003, 10:53 AM	#11
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	I think our Smurfs didn't have a theme song, just a narrator. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 11:21 AM	#12
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Oh yea true...but I meant German cartoons in general.

04-12-2003, 11:34 AM	#13
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	I got it but if I'm not totally mistaken the Smurfs are French! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 11:45 AM	#14
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	ooops, they aren't German, sorry. But they aren't French either... They are Belgian, there we go...

04-12-2003, 11:50 AM	#15
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,754	Finally! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

04-12-2003, 04:37 PM	#16
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Man. Those Germans, what will they do next?

04-12-2003, 04:38 PM	#17
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829

04-12-2003, 04:48 PM	#19
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	You know that there were no less than 256 episodes made for the Smurfs?!?! That's alot of episodes.....

04-12-2003, 04:51 PM	#20
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	Yeah but dont let that fool ya, each ep was 10 minutes long Unless you count 2 10 mins eps and still gives you 256...in that case... __________________