Bad Advice

Dirty Blond · 10-18-2011, 07:56 PM

Give bad advice, then ask a question for yourself.

I'll start: How do I get better with women?

*Powder* · 10-18-2011, 08:01 PM

All girls have incestuous desires for their father. Find one you like and ask her if she wants to roleplay father/daughter behind closed doors.
They love it! They'll immediately take you to their apartment and throw you in the sack.

I've been put in the friendzone. How can I make her think of me as more than a friend?

Dirty Blond · 10-18-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Powder

I've been put in the friendzone. How can I make her think of me as more than a friend?

Let her think of you as a kidnapper.

How can I best lose weight fast?

Shreddhead · 10-18-2011, 08:46 PM

Eat nothing but raw beef and try to get a helpful tapeworm.

Whats the best way to get my dog to stop barking at strangers?

**Jester** · 10-18-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shreddhead

Whats the best way to get my dog to stop barking at strangers?

KILL THEM!

Is there really a Santa Claus?

*XERO* · 10-18-2011, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Is there really a Santa Claus?

Yes. But he was really... REALLY... NAUGHTY.

Are drugs bad for you?

*gobo* · 10-18-2011, 09:37 PM

πr best when fried

Why bother?

**Jester** · 10-18-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by XERO

Are drugs bad for you?

Of course not. Drug away!

I think I'm addicted to Crystal Meth, what should I do?

*gobo* · 10-18-2011, 09:53 PM

Pull my finger.

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Originally Posted by gobo

Why bother?

*Powder* · 10-18-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Of course not. Drug away!

I think I'm addicted to Crystal Meth, what should I do?

Switch to silver meth. It's at least better for you. Maybe after cutting down in quality, you'll be able to quit.

How can I convince my parents to buy me a car?

*gobo* · 10-18-2011, 09:57 PM

Guns can be pretty persuasive.

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Originally Posted by gobo

Why bother?

**Jester** · 10-18-2011, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

Why bother?

Don't...just end it.

Should I have this looked at?

*gobo* · 10-18-2011, 10:16 PM

No.

What time is it?

*BubblyShell22* · 10-19-2011, 09:35 AM

Time for you to shut the hell up.

I have bad mestrual cramps right now. How can I get rid of them?

*gobo* · 10-19-2011, 10:53 AM

Hysterectomy.

How do I get kids to stop picking on me?

Dirty Blond · 10-19-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by gobo

How do I get kids to stop picking on me?

Tell them you're gay. Bullies respect minority groups.

Do looks matter in relationships?

**Jester** · 10-19-2011, 02:31 PM

Totally, sorry ugly...

Does this dress make me look fat?

*gobo* · 10-19-2011, 04:51 PM

No. Your gut does.

How can I be a better person?

*BubblyShell22* · 10-19-2011, 05:14 PM

Make a lot of jokes. People like that.

How can I stop these bad sinus headaches?

Dirty Blond · 10-19-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

How can I stop these bad sinus headaches?

Move to Siberia.

My best friend just died. How long should I wait before I date his girlfriend?

10-18-2011, 07:56 PM	#1
Dirty Blond Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 827	Bad Advice Give bad advice, then ask a question for yourself. I'll start: How do I get better with women?

10-18-2011, 08:46 PM	#4
Shreddhead Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,470	Eat nothing but raw beef and try to get a helpful tapeworm. Whats the best way to get my dog to stop barking at strangers? __________________

10-18-2011, 09:37 PM	#7
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	πr best when fried Why bother? __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-18-2011, 10:16 PM	#13
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	No. What time is it? __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-19-2011, 09:35 AM	#14
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Time for you to shut the hell up. I have bad mestrual cramps right now. How can I get rid of them? __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-18-2011, 08:01 PM	#2
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,945	All girls have incestuous desires for their father. Find one you like and ask her if she wants to roleplay father/daughter behind closed doors. They love it! They'll immediately take you to their apartment and throw you in the sack. I've been put in the friendzone. How can I make her think of me as more than a friend?

10-19-2011, 10:53 AM	#15
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Hysterectomy. How do I get kids to stop picking on me? __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-19-2011, 02:31 PM	#17
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,296	Totally, sorry ugly... Does this dress make me look fat? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-19-2011, 04:51 PM	#18
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	No. Your gut does. How can I be a better person? __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-19-2011, 05:14 PM	#19
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Make a lot of jokes. People like that. How can I stop these bad sinus headaches? __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.