Them 'turtle boys' don't cut me no slack...

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 02:16 AM

What's up, shell brains...???

Been a Turtles fan from a very young age and favor the original cartoon series most of all, because it is truly superior. Not knockin' any of the other series, just thought the original was the best... I would ravage April O'Neil so hard, and I don't care who knows it - yes, I am admitting I would have sex with a cartoon and possibly marry one, if I could. They're SO much better than real women... I always tend to be more of a fan of villains within any particular universe or franchise and that is definitely the case with TMNT as well. My favorite villains in order are: Bebop, Rat King, Krang and Shredder. I am also a huge fan of TMNT Hentai and Hentai in general, as I am a notorious pervert. That is all...

*Powder* · 06-28-2013, 02:20 AM

I was gonna welcome you but I think I'm gonna pass on that now. These are things you need to keep to yourself.

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 02:30 AM

It's called a sense of humor, you should try it...

**Jester** · 06-28-2013, 02:59 AM

No...pretty sure it's just TMI.

*Powder* · 06-28-2013, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealDMat

It's called a sense of humor, you should try it...

You're implying that what you said is a joke, and it obviously wasn't. Either way, it's not funny, and it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 03:04 AM

WOW - My visit here shall be FUN. Truly hope the rest of the members on this forum have a sense of humor...

**Jester** · 06-28-2013, 03:15 AM

Sex with cartoons is HILARIOUS!!!!

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 03:19 AM

Yeeeaaahhhh - what do you find funny? Oh, that's right - nothing. Because you're a cynical asshole...

*Refractive Reflections* · 06-28-2013, 03:48 AM

...Hi RealDMat.

Well...

I see that you've met a couple of our more sarcastic members here. I think the discomfort and wariness came from saying some strong sexual admissions for a cartoon (joking or not, its... attention-grabbing for sure to put it delicately). ...But to each their own type of humor.

So without further or do, welcome to the Technodrome Forums.

I can already tell you're going to stir up things a bit here.

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 03:56 AM

Well, it is what I do best - and thank you for having me...

*BubblyShell22* · 06-28-2013, 08:05 AM

It would have been better if you'd put some smiley faces in your post to indicate you're joking. Nevertheless, welcome to the Drome.

Davin · 06-28-2013, 08:08 AM

...OK then.

*gobo* · 06-28-2013, 12:17 PM

You're the shell-for-brains!

InsaneZane · 06-28-2013, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealDMat

WOW - My visit here shall be FUN. Truly hope the rest of the members on this forum have a sense of humor...

I thought what you said was funny...

Especially since you have an avatar of Bebop carrying April on his shoulder. Probably to "ravage her hard"

No for real though, Bebop is cool. I respect how you favor him over the more popular villains and there is no mention of Rocksteady.
btw, try not to worry about some of our more "religiously active" members.
They'll be the first ones to reply to everything and tell you what they think of you. This is a forum, a world for housing opinions... Sometimes its easy to forget how you come off while voicing an opinion, and sometimes you want people to agree with you so much that you speak it as a fact.
Nevertheless, what you said may have been crossing the line of TMI, but it does not surprise me that you want to do April since you're into Hentai.
I for one will stick with my REAL women as I believe they are better, unless you prefer masturbation, which I think is apparent since you just said you were a perv. <--- see? I have a sense of humor!

In any case Welcome to the Technodrome!
My suggestion: In the future, think twice and ask yourself if youre going to offend anybody and if so, then add smileys as Bubbly suggested so people dont take you so seriously.
Also, I think it would be hilarious, but it would probably really peev some off if you were to sarcastically put some of those fantasys in your signature.

*zkarlette* · 06-28-2013, 02:01 PM

Welcome to the Drome..

RealDMat · 06-28-2013, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

It would have been better if you'd put some smiley faces in your post to indicate you're joking. Nevertheless, welcome to the Drome.

Thank you for the warm welcomes - and I believe I did put smileys...the same as indicated below...

DonatelloNinja82 · 06-29-2013, 05:37 PM

Umm...hello?

*Icebot* · 06-29-2013, 06:13 PM

Welcome aboard!

*Lethal Lullaby* · 06-29-2013, 06:19 PM

nice to know. Welcome aboard.

*snake* · 06-30-2013, 01:19 AM

Stop scarring me! *hides back in snake cave*

06-28-2013, 02:16 AM	#1
RealDMat Mouser Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7	Them 'turtle boys' don't cut me no slack... What's up, shell brains...??? Been a Turtles fan from a very young age and favor the original cartoon series most of all, because it is truly superior. Not knockin' any of the other series, just thought the original was the best... I would ravage April O'Neil so hard, and I don't care who knows it - yes, I am admitting I would have sex with a cartoon and possibly marry one, if I could. They're SO much better than real women... I always tend to be more of a fan of villains within any particular universe or franchise and that is definitely the case with TMNT as well. My favorite villains in order are: Bebop, Rat King, Krang and Shredder. I am also a huge fan of TMNT Hentai and Hentai in general, as I am a notorious pervert. That is all... __________________ http://darrenmathias.weebly.com

06-28-2013, 02:30 AM	#3
RealDMat Mouser Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7	Censorship Sucks... It's called a sense of humor, you should try it... __________________ http://darrenmathias.weebly.com

06-28-2013, 02:59 AM	#4
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	No...pretty sure it's just TMI. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-28-2013, 03:04 AM	#6
RealDMat Mouser Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7	Yikes - Can You Say, 'Square'...??? WOW - My visit here shall be FUN. Truly hope the rest of the members on this forum have a sense of humor... __________________ http://darrenmathias.weebly.com

06-28-2013, 03:15 AM	#7
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Sex with cartoons is HILARIOUS!!!! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-28-2013, 02:20 AM	#2
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,954	I was gonna welcome you but I think I'm gonna pass on that now. These are things you need to keep to yourself.

06-28-2013, 03:19 AM	#8
RealDMat Mouser Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7	I Sense Humor Is A Concept That's Foreign To You... Yeeeaaahhhh - what do you find funny? Oh, that's right - nothing. Because you're a cynical asshole... __________________ http://darrenmathias.weebly.com

06-28-2013, 03:48 AM	#9
Refractive Reflections Mad Scientist $Refractive Reflections's Avatar$ Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 2,371	...Hi RealDMat. Well... I see that you've met a couple of our more sarcastic members here. I think the discomfort and wariness came from saying some strong sexual admissions for a cartoon (joking or not, its... attention-grabbing for sure to put it delicately). ...But to each their own type of humor. So without further or do, welcome to the Technodrome Forums. I can already tell you're going to stir up things a bit here.
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06-28-2013, 03:56 AM	#10
RealDMat Mouser Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7	Thank You... Well, it is what I do best - and thank you for having me... __________________ http://darrenmathias.weebly.com

06-28-2013, 08:05 AM	#11
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	It would have been better if you'd put some smiley faces in your post to indicate you're joking. Nevertheless, welcome to the Drome. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

06-28-2013, 08:08 AM	#12
Davin Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: ...into the night Posts: 899	...OK then.

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06-29-2013, 05:37 PM	#17
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06-30-2013, 01:19 AM	#20
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