U.S. Gov't finally confirms Area 51 (Worst held secret ever...LOL)

*Refractive Reflections* · 08-21-2013, 01:08 AM

Yeah, the worst kept secret is finally admitted by the U.S. government. (As if the satellite photos of over decades ago hasn't informed the public that there was something there in the first place.

)

I don't think this was necessarily newsworthy, but I thought it would be a bit hilarious to mention.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/us/area-51-documents
http://www.theverge.com/2013/8/16/46...ation-document
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...p_ref=politics

Now don't be like these elderly ladies and try to break into Area 51 now!

See at 4:00:

*snake* · 08-21-2013, 02:48 AM

Hey guys! I've been hiding a secret......I'm confirming that I'm male.

But, this is stupid. Confirming something that's been confirmed?

*TigerClaw* · 08-21-2013, 07:42 AM

they just won't confirm that they have aliens.

*BubblyShell22* · 08-21-2013, 09:24 AM

I think we all knew Area 51 was real in some form or another. I think the whole mystery is the alien conspiracy that made Area 51 so popular.

*gobo* · 08-21-2013, 01:24 PM

Area 51 is just where they work on their top-secret spy stuff... like iPads and such. Everbuddy knows that.

Dawnatello Turtle Chick · 08-21-2013, 01:41 PM

That's kind of like saying "We are confirming that we have secrets that we aren't going to tell you. But rest assured, we DO have secrets!"

Thanks, I wasn't sure about that one... Lol, our government- what silly heads! Talk about a press conference for sake of holding a press conference...

**Machias Banshee** · 08-22-2013, 10:18 PM

....with all that's happening in the world, this is what they waste their time on?

DonatelloNinja82 · 08-23-2013, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

I think we all knew Area 51 was real in some form or another. I think the whole mystery is the alien conspiracy that made Area 51 so popular.

Fox Mulder knows...

Quote:

Originally Posted by snakeweed101

Hey guys! I've been hiding a secret......I'm confirming that I'm male.

But, this is stupid. Confirming something that's been confirmed?

Mind. Blown.

*snake* · 08-31-2013, 12:32 PM

Now we just need Hollow Earth and Aliens confirmed.

*Plasticplayhouse* · 09-20-2013, 06:49 AM

i always got area 51 confused with roswell, nm

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 09-20-2013, 11:11 AM

So, if area 51 is real, does that mean area 52 is?

(thumbs up to whoever understands that reference)

LordShredder · 10-13-2013, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snakeweed101

Hey guys! I've been hiding a secret......I'm confirming that I'm male.

Dear God... that is shocking!

08-21-2013, 01:08 AM	#1
Refractive Reflections Mad Scientist $Refractive Reflections's Avatar$ Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 2,371	U.S. Gov't finally confirms Area 51 (Worst held secret ever...LOL) Yeah, the worst kept secret is finally admitted by the U.S. government. (As if the satellite photos of over decades ago hasn't informed the public that there was something there in the first place. ) I don't think this was necessarily newsworthy, but I thought it would be a bit hilarious to mention. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/us/area-51-documents http://www.theverge.com/2013/8/16/46...ation-document http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...p_ref=politics Now don't be like these elderly ladies and try to break into Area 51 now! See at 4:00:
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08-21-2013, 07:42 AM	#3
TigerClaw Mutant Tiger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hialeah, Florida, USA Posts: 14,165	they just won't confirm that they have aliens. __________________ Follow me on my Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@tygerclaw305

08-21-2013, 09:24 AM	#4
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	I think we all knew Area 51 was real in some form or another. I think the whole mystery is the alien conspiracy that made Area 51 so popular. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-21-2013, 01:24 PM	#5
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Area 51 is just where they work on their top-secret spy stuff... like iPads and such. Everbuddy knows that. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

08-21-2013, 01:41 PM	#6
Dawnatello Turtle Chick Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Mineral Wells, TX Posts: 1,178	That's kind of like saying "We are confirming that we have secrets that we aren't going to tell you. But rest assured, we DO have secrets!" Thanks, I wasn't sure about that one... Lol, our government- what silly heads! Talk about a press conference for sake of holding a press conference... __________________ These are here-->[IMG][/IMG]<---and here.

08-21-2013, 02:48 AM	#2
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Hey guys! I've been hiding a secret......I'm confirming that I'm male. But, this is stupid. Confirming something that's been confirmed?

08-22-2013, 10:18 PM	#7
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	....with all that's happening in the world, this is what they waste their time on?

08-31-2013, 12:32 PM	#9
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Now we just need Hollow Earth and Aliens confirmed.

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Plasticplayhouse the gray ghost Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: North East Posts: 2,194	i always got area 51 confused with roswell, nm __________________ Want to see more of my custom figures? http://plasticplayhouse.deviantart.com/

09-20-2013, 11:11 AM	#11
Whatswiththeheadbands? The Weed of Crime Join Date: May 2013 Location: The Shadow's Sanctum Posts: 3,007	So, if area 51 is real, does that mean area 52 is? (thumbs up to whoever understands that reference) __________________ Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of Men? The Shadow knows...