The sexual pursuit of Jack Kurtzman

*Shark_Blade* · 03-13-2015, 02:25 PM

So Kurtzman actually had a sexual relationship with a female mutant alien (some even speculated that she’s Mona Lisa)….

Proof?

1) The fedora hat is obviously Kurtzman’s

2) The folded clothes that she holds with her tail looks like Kurtzman’s suit

3) That’s not a female underwear she’s wearing, more like a man’s boxer….even the shirt she’s wearing..you do the math.

4) Drinks for two?

Nick you naughty lot I thought this was a kid’s show? XD I admit I love all the adult humors they mischievously sneaked in though

~~Amaranthus~~ · 03-13-2015, 02:30 PM

You seem surprised about adult humour in a kids show.
It's been around since forever. And it wasn't always just jokes either.
Samurai Jack had a scene with women dancing suggestively in a club.

*IndigoErth* · 03-13-2015, 02:37 PM

Spoiler warning next time?

Also, wtf.

*plastroncafe* · 03-13-2015, 02:47 PM

The "suit" isn't a suit, it's a blanket folded up on the arm of the couch.
Probably to go with the pillow at the other end. I'm assuming Kurtzman sleeps on the couch regularly.

The hat the alien is wearing isn't the same kind of hat.
It's more of a straw boater, rather than the fedora that kurtzman is wearing.

The boxers and men's button down shirt...those I'll give you.
Poor woman's lingerie, bless it.

I love Mike's expression though.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 03-13-2015, 02:49 PM

This is what a turtle boner looks like.

~~Mew~~ · 03-13-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

This is what a turtle boner looks like.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 03-13-2015, 03:17 PM

LMAO. That is awesome. Good detective work, sir!

*CyberCubed* · 03-13-2015, 03:22 PM

Has anyone thought that the woman might actually be Kurtzman himself? His human look could be a disguise/hologram or whatever and that lizard lady might be his true form.

*victory_angel* · 03-13-2015, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Has anyone thought that the woman might actually be Kurtzman himself? His human look could be a disguise/hologram or whatever and that lizard lady might be his true form.

Interesting but far fetched. If it were a holograph, people would have noticed had parts that he wasn't supposed to when Leatherhead was carrying him and Splinter said he needed to cauterize the wound i.e. Sear the wound closed.

While Kurtzman's humanity is still in question, we are more likely to see him revealed as the Fugatoid then we would see him being revealed as a female.

*TigerClaw* · 03-13-2015, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

This is what a turtle boner looks like.
http://i.imgur.com/lCxRGyR.png

Raph be like, Wtf?

Aaronardo · 03-14-2015, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by victory_angel

Interesting but far fetched.

Haven't you learned yet? There is nothing too far-fetched in this iteration

Tarris Vaal · 03-14-2015, 10:29 AM

I don't know what it is, but there is something really odd about the art style on her face. I struggle to put my finger on it, but there is something quite different to the usual styles for the Nick characters done so far.

Longer, more accentuated chin than most human characters (or any character for that matter), very high cheek bones, and a more 'triangular' look to her face overall.

She reminds me a lot of the way the Neutrino's were drawn in the OT.

*Allio* · 03-14-2015, 11:15 AM

he has great taste in women though

*BubblyShell22* · 03-14-2015, 05:26 PM

This thread cracks me up. I'd like to think that maybe she was an old girlfriend who got mutated into a lizard by the Kraang. I love what Nick can get away with though.

*ssjup81* · 03-15-2015, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

This is what a turtle boner looks like.
http://i.imgur.com/lCxRGyR.png

My poor mind. ><

I do wonder why they used those two as opposed to showing everyone's reactions...and why did Raph gasp. Oh well... I guess that interpretation is no worse than the we're not that kind of sub joke that got past censors.

*IndigoErth* · 03-15-2015, 10:50 AM

Alright... So anyhow. Maybe she's a girlfriend or friend he simply hasn't mentioned to protect her. Maybe she was with him and got hit with one of those canisters in season 2 and needed clothing post mutation, and thus he offered what she could manage to get on for the time being.

I don't think she's holding anything with her tail, it looks to me like her tail is simply over the arm of the sofa and a blanket or something is folded over the arm of it.

Doubtful it's Mona Lisa, who was more salamander, right? Amphibian rather than reptile. This lady definitely look like she got mixed with iguana. (Or...was...one?)

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Has anyone thought that the woman might actually be Kurtzman himself? His human look could be a disguise/hologram or whatever and that lizard lady might be his true form.

Interesting theory, but in that case who took the photo? Or was it on a timer and this one of those "trying to look hot for Facebook" pictures?

aliena · 03-15-2015, 11:22 AM

You have great points there. There are a lot of clues in that one photo. I believe they put that in there as foreshadowing rather than a quick joke since we get a good look at her and it's in great detail. It sure does leave a lot of questions unanswered.

I get the idea that she has quite the personality to go with her hot looks. She's sassy and possibly a tough fighter, probably smart. She looks sexy as in she had just stayed the night. I don't get the impression that she was just newly mutated. Wouldn't she be a bit more upset or confused? I know I would be.

And Raph's reaction...I have many speculations on that. Was that a way of telling us he's not gay? I know I've read some speculation that he might be and perhaps they wanted to clarify that for us.

Could she be the mother of Raph's future love interest? Can you imagine a teenage version of her coming into the picture? I could totally see Raph liking her.

Also, maybe they only showed us the reactions of Mikey and Raph since it would be wrong for Donnie and Leo to look turned on since they are already in love with other women.

There are so many possibilities in that one photo. I wonder who thought of the idea of putting her in there in the first place?

*IndigoErth* · 03-15-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by aliena

I believe they put that in there as foreshadowing rather than a quick joke since we get a good look at her and it's in great detail.

Yeah, the background being the guy's former(?) home - given his bulletin board that the Turtles and April got a look at when they first ran into him - makes me think she'll probably show up at some point and isn't just a pic put in the show just because.

Besides, that's a rather detailed model to make with no intention of using her, rather than, say, just illustrate an image instead.

Agree she probably wasn't just mutated, but even still, if she was stuck at his place for a while I could see her still wearing his stuff. I mean in real life it's hard enough to simply find a pair of well fitting jeans, imagine sending this guy to shop for you.

Esp when you haven't a clue what would even fit now. With the tail the boxers are probably just easier.

Personally, people might also just be reading too much into Raph and Mikey. I mean, maybe they were turned on by it, but in the course of the actual show they only see a quick image, it may only be shock as anyone might express if you suddenly saw a really unexpected image among someone's slides. Although I look forward to the Turtles questioning him about who she is. Surely they must...

Meliwen · 03-15-2015, 12:08 PM

Raph painted and admired a green girl earlier. Now he's shown reacting to this. Maybe they're just hints that Mona Lisa will show up later. After all, if they're giving 3 turtles love interests, why not go for the fourth?

I actually wouldn't mind if she showed up in season 4 or whatever, as long as the crush isn't written like what we've had so far: love at first sight, not reciprocated, etc.

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Also, maybe they only showed us the reactions of Mikey and Raph since it would be wrong for Donnie and Leo to look turned on since they are already in love with other women.

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Personally, people might also just be reading too much into Raph and Mikey. I mean, maybe they were turned on by it, but in the course of the actual show they only see a quick image, it may only be shock as anyone might express if you suddenly saw a really unexpected image among someone's slides. Although I look forward to the Turtles questioning him about who she is. Surely they must...

Of course this could easily be true as well. It would be nice to see at least something come of the picture and not be written off as a gag completely. She looks pretty cool.

yellowmario27 · 03-15-2015, 03:52 PM

[QUOTE=Meliwen;1432482]Raph painted and admired a green girl earlier. Now he's shown reacting to this. Maybe they're just hints that Mona Lisa will show up later. After all, if they're giving 3 turtles love interests, why not go for the fourth?

Is Renet actually a confirmed love interest for Mikey? I always would assumed it would be an infatuation kind of thing, like him doing that goggly eyed thing.

That was assuming Renet wouldn't be in very many episodes tho.

03-13-2015, 02:25 PM	#1
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	The sexual pursuit of Jack Kurtzman So Kurtzman actually had a sexual relationship with a female mutant alien (some even speculated that she’s Mona Lisa)…. Proof? 1) The fedora hat is obviously Kurtzman’s 2) The folded clothes that she holds with her tail looks like Kurtzman’s suit 3) That’s not a female underwear she’s wearing, more like a man’s boxer….even the shirt she’s wearing..you do the math. 4) Drinks for two? Nick you naughty lot I thought this was a kid’s show? XD I admit I love all the adult humors they mischievously sneaked in though

03-13-2015, 03:17 PM	#7
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	LMAO. That is awesome. Good detective work, sir! __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

03-14-2015, 11:15 AM	#13
Allio Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,207	he has great taste in women though __________________

03-14-2015, 05:26 PM	#14
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	This thread cracks me up. I'd like to think that maybe she was an old girlfriend who got mutated into a lizard by the Kraang. I love what Nick can get away with though. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

03-13-2015, 02:30 PM	#2
~~Amaranthus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: West-Flanders, Belgium Posts: 1,815	You seem surprised about adult humour in a kids show. It's been around since forever. And it wasn't always just jokes either. Samurai Jack had a scene with women dancing suggestively in a club.

03-13-2015, 02:37 PM	#3
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,293	Spoiler warning next time? Also, wtf.

03-13-2015, 02:49 PM	#5
~~Amaranthus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: West-Flanders, Belgium Posts: 1,815	This is what a turtle boner looks like.

03-13-2015, 03:22 PM	#8
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,824	Has anyone thought that the woman might actually be Kurtzman himself? His human look could be a disguise/hologram or whatever and that lizard lady might be his true form.

03-14-2015, 10:29 AM	#12
Tarris Vaal Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Cullompton, Devon Posts: 505	I don't know what it is, but there is something really odd about the art style on her face. I struggle to put my finger on it, but there is something quite different to the usual styles for the Nick characters done so far. Longer, more accentuated chin than most human characters (or any character for that matter), very high cheek bones, and a more 'triangular' look to her face overall. She reminds me a lot of the way the Neutrino's were drawn in the OT.

03-15-2015, 11:22 AM	#17
aliena Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 294	You have great points there. There are a lot of clues in that one photo. I believe they put that in there as foreshadowing rather than a quick joke since we get a good look at her and it's in great detail. It sure does leave a lot of questions unanswered. I get the idea that she has quite the personality to go with her hot looks. She's sassy and possibly a tough fighter, probably smart. She looks sexy as in she had just stayed the night. I don't get the impression that she was just newly mutated. Wouldn't she be a bit more upset or confused? I know I would be. And Raph's reaction...I have many speculations on that. Was that a way of telling us he's not gay? I know I've read some speculation that he might be and perhaps they wanted to clarify that for us. Could she be the mother of Raph's future love interest? Can you imagine a teenage version of her coming into the picture? I could totally see Raph liking her. Also, maybe they only showed us the reactions of Mikey and Raph since it would be wrong for Donnie and Leo to look turned on since they are already in love with other women. There are so many possibilities in that one photo. I wonder who thought of the idea of putting her in there in the first place?

03-15-2015, 03:52 PM	#20
yellowmario27 Foot Soldier Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 133	[QUOTE=Meliwen;1432482]Raph painted and admired a green girl earlier. Now he's shown reacting to this. Maybe they're just hints that Mona Lisa will show up later. After all, if they're giving 3 turtles love interests, why not go for the fourth? Is Renet actually a confirmed love interest for Mikey? I always would assumed it would be an infatuation kind of thing, like him doing that goggly eyed thing. That was assuming Renet wouldn't be in very many episodes tho.