BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-17-2003, 09:43 PM

I think the writer of this review needs to have an explanation of the definition of "B Movie Cult Classic"...

*That Matt Guy* · 09-17-2003, 10:07 PM

This site is much better:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/

Moomintroll · 09-17-2003, 10:09 PM

Hrm, rinkworks tends to be funny, I am upset now

Billy the Kid · 09-18-2003, 01:03 AM

That's just ridiculous. The Evil Dead is one of my favorite horror movies. Also loved Evil Dead 2 and especially Army of Darkness.

Movie critics suck!!! A lot of times they just love awful boring movies and totally trash awesome ones. The only critic important to me is - well ME.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-18-2003, 02:15 AM

You know what they say... "Those who can, do. Those that can't, teach." More often than not, "Those who can't, review" is just as accurate.

I often wonder why critics, if they're so knowledgable about what makes things "good", don't just show us all how it's done by making their own f*cking movies/games/music/TV Shows instead of trashing stuff that millions of people love?

Bruce Campbell is a golden god and no hack critic can change that. Period.

*damnhooligan* · 09-18-2003, 02:23 AM

Blasphemy, indeed! I say we smite all whom oppose the great Sam Raimi! Who's with me? *torch in hand*

*That Matt Guy* · 09-18-2003, 06:11 AM

Actually I don't like Evil Dead either, it's boring. I liked Army of Darkness way better.

**GK Punk** · 09-18-2003, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

You know what they say... "Those who can, do. Those that can't, teach." More often than not, "Those who can't, review" is just as accurate.

I often wonder why critics, if they're so knowledgable about what makes things "good", don't just show us all how it's done by making their own f*cking movies/games/music/TV Shows instead of trashing stuff that millions of people love?

Bruce Campbell is a golden god and no hack critic can change that. Period.

"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!"

"Did I really say I am a golden god?"

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-18-2003, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I often wonder why critics, if they're so knowledgable about what makes things "good", don't just show us all how it's done by making their own f*cking movies/games/music/TV Shows instead of trashing stuff that millions of people love?

I can answer that question plain and simple:

Because they're elitist, bigoted "intellects" that think the only thing that makes a movie/film good is if it has a certain cerebral quality to it that the common man doesn't understand or it has a "cultured" flavor to it (stuff like "The Pianist"). Time to whip out George Carlin on them...

~~Leo656~~ · 09-18-2003, 03:01 PM

Agreed, but that still doesn't change the fact that if they really knew f*ck-all about anything, they'd come down off their sanctimonious perch and show the rest of us how it "should" be done. But no, they'd rather lash out from afar because they know that in fact, they know nothing, and telling other people how to think is all they're qualified to do.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-18-2003, 10:34 PM

Actually, I was only answering why they bash everything, heh.

~~Leo656~~ · 09-19-2003, 03:14 AM

Movie critics remind me of the internet wrestling critics who criticize everyone except Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero, and tell everyone who sucks and who doesn't, when 99% of these "critics" are bald, overweight guys in their late 30s who can't even run a mile let alone set foot in a wrestling ring.

*Cascadia* · 09-19-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Movie critics remind me of the internet wrestling critics who criticize everyone except Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero, and tell everyone who sucks and who doesn't, when 99% of these "critics" are bald, overweight guys in their late 30s who can't even run a mile let alone set foot in a wrestling ring.

I agree with you, Leo.

*That Matt Guy* · 09-20-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Movie critics remind me of the internet wrestling critics who criticize everyone except Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero, and tell everyone who sucks and who doesn't, when 99% of these "critics" are bald, overweight guys in their late 30s who can't even run a mile let alone set foot in a wrestling ring.

Why the hell would anyone choose to not criticize Eddy Guerrero?

*Taloniss* · 09-20-2003, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Movie critics remind me of the internet wrestling critics who criticize everyone except Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero, and tell everyone who sucks and who doesn't, when 99% of these "critics" are bald, overweight guys in their late 30s who can't even run a mile let alone set foot in a wrestling ring.

So, because they aren't physically fit means they aren't knowledgeable about wrestling?

~~Leo656~~ · 09-20-2003, 04:37 PM

It's the same reason why I don't feel fit to criticize particular football or basketball players based on skill or lack of it... I never played, so what the hell do I know? It's easy to be an armchair quarterback... actually DOING it is something completely different.

It's the exact same thing with critics of movies... it's easy to pick out the flaws in someone else's product when you're not the one involved with it.

*Brodie* · 09-20-2003, 05:13 PM

I'm probably one of the biggest Bruce fans on the board, I can't get enough of him. I'm currently waist deep in deadite corpses in "Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick" and this review pisses me off.

*Revs chainsaw* I wanna play tag with the reviewer....

**Karpo_007** · 09-20-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

It's the same reason why I don't feel fit to criticize particular football or basketball players based on skill or lack of it... I never played, so what the hell do I know? It's easy to be an armchair quarterback... actually DOING it is something completely different.

It's the exact same thing with critics of movies... it's easy to pick out the flaws in someone else's product when you're not the one involved with it.

Not really defending critics[Few even bashed the first TMNT movie] But you criticize critics when you yourself are not a professional critic. And talking about "critics" is very generalizing, they are not a big cult that have joined forces to bash movies that ordinary folk like. They are just people who get paid of telling their opinions about movies. It's not just that, a good critic can also explain why he thinks that way. It's easier to find flaws in others reviews than to write a good review yourself. I should know, I have written few[altough I'm just an amateur at best].

*damnhooligan* · 09-20-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

I'm probably one of the biggest Bruce fans on the board, I can't get enough of him. I'm currently waist deep in deadite corpses in "Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick" and this review pisses me off.

*Revs chainsaw* I wanna play tag with the reviewer....

Ooooh, fellow Bruce fan. Hot damn.

I just finally snagged that game, but haven't been able to find my NTSC-compatable Playstation yet. Gah, AH! Again, as I usually swear, damn you, Europe! Damn you!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-20-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Karpo_007

[Few even bashed the first TMNT movie]

Maybe not in Finland...

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Originally Posted by Karpo_007

They are just people who get paid of telling their opinions about movies.

But this isn't exactly a movie review site in general, it's just a section of a different site...thus, I don't think he was paid to write that.

09-17-2003, 09:43 PM	#1
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	BLASPHEMY!!!!!! I think the writer of this review needs to have an explanation of the definition of "B Movie Cult Classic"...

09-17-2003, 10:09 PM	#3
Moomintroll Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Somewhere between being and becoming... Posts: 878	Hrm, rinkworks tends to be funny, I am upset now __________________ Want to go out for lunch some evening? Peter Parker to Mary Jane, Spiderman

09-18-2003, 01:03 AM	#4
Billy the Kid Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New Mexico USA Posts: 191	That's just ridiculous. The Evil Dead is one of my favorite horror movies. Also loved Evil Dead 2 and especially Army of Darkness. Movie critics suck!!! A lot of times they just love awful boring movies and totally trash awesome ones. The only critic important to me is - well ME. __________________ I'm not an outlaw - I'm just misunderstood!!! Vive l' Empereur!!!

09-18-2003, 02:23 AM	#6
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Blasphemy, indeed! I say we smite all whom oppose the great Sam Raimi! Who's with me? torch in hand __________________

09-20-2003, 05:13 PM	#17
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	I'm probably one of the biggest Bruce fans on the board, I can't get enough of him. I'm currently waist deep in deadite corpses in "Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick" and this review pisses me off. Revs chainsaw I wanna play tag with the reviewer.... __________________ Stupendous Monster

09-17-2003, 10:07 PM	#2
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	This site is much better: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/

09-18-2003, 02:15 AM	#5
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	You know what they say... "Those who can, do. Those that can't, teach." More often than not, "Those who can't, review" is just as accurate. I often wonder why critics, if they're so knowledgable about what makes things "good", don't just show us all how it's done by making their own f*cking movies/games/music/TV Shows instead of trashing stuff that millions of people love? Bruce Campbell is a golden god and no hack critic can change that. Period.

09-18-2003, 06:11 AM	#7
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Actually I don't like Evil Dead either, it's boring. I liked Army of Darkness way better.

09-18-2003, 03:01 PM	#10
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Agreed, but that still doesn't change the fact that if they really knew f*ck-all about anything, they'd come down off their sanctimonious perch and show the rest of us how it "should" be done. But no, they'd rather lash out from afar because they know that in fact, they know nothing, and telling other people how to think is all they're qualified to do.

09-18-2003, 10:34 PM	#11
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Actually, I was only answering why they bash everything, heh.

09-19-2003, 03:14 AM	#12
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Movie critics remind me of the internet wrestling critics who criticize everyone except Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero, and tell everyone who sucks and who doesn't, when 99% of these "critics" are bald, overweight guys in their late 30s who can't even run a mile let alone set foot in a wrestling ring.

09-20-2003, 04:37 PM	#16
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	It's the same reason why I don't feel fit to criticize particular football or basketball players based on skill or lack of it... I never played, so what the hell do I know? It's easy to be an armchair quarterback... actually DOING it is something completely different. It's the exact same thing with critics of movies... it's easy to pick out the flaws in someone else's product when you're not the one involved with it.