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10-07-2015, 03:26 PM
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Stone Warrior
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: 'hero' turtle land
Posts: 946
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It's the (hypothetical) zombie apocalypse....
What's your escape plan?
With Halloween around the corner I thought it would be fun/terrifying to discuss how you'd plan to escape the walking dead! Me I'm raiding the canned goods and going to work, it's got a big, lockable, high fenced compound plus we sell axes..... 
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10-07-2015, 03:55 PM
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Team Blue Boy
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: U.S., East Coast
Posts: 16,295
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If town is badly affected:
* Lock up and board up present location. * Attempt to contact loved ones and friends, find out who is still kicking. * Scour internet for reports, postings, etc of locations that appear to be less effected. * Communicate info to loved ones and/or friends. * Set phone on silence and charge. * Dig out black or dark backpack, use black tape to cover any light colored or reflective elements. Do same for footwear or anything else necessary. * Pack up non-perishables, water, basic first aid, knife sharpener, lighter and map. * Find and dress in black clothing. * Grab dagger, throwing knife, and Mace. (Note to self, buy sword before apocalypse then grab that too.) * Wait until nightfall. * Grab phone, fully charged. * Affirm meeting place with loved ones and/or friends in a likely safe zone, but travel alone for time being to maximize lack of detection. * Put max silence skills to use to escape from the area. If town is not badly affected: * Attempt to contact loved ones and friends. * Invite over or go to whoever's house is safest. * Make sure people are brining snacks and movies. * Lock/board up and ride it out until zombies somehow parish. |
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10-07-2015, 04:05 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: stuff
Posts: 1,721
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 haI would make sure I have all my figures and comics to keep me company. I would dress like a ninja. Run around taking food and surviving. Killing any zombies that come my way. Basically, video game style. |
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10-07-2015, 04:25 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 3,159
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Well, I'd use my Magic Mew powers!
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10-07-2015, 04:28 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: stuff
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10-07-2015, 05:47 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
Posts: 8,773
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My plan:
Gather the essentials- hatchet, long sword or katana, canteen, mess kit, canned meat, dried beans and rice, crowbar, Bowie knife, and roll of sturdy twine. Also a couple of books on edible plants, survival and hunting techniques, and a reliable map. I'd sleep in treetops, travel only by day, and wear neutral clothing that blends with most environments. Scavenge when/where I can, and try to find a strong, easily defensible base with a steady and reliable food and water supply, preferably one large enough to house a group of people over a long period- nobody wants to be alone. I'd probably also take along a memento or two, to remind me of better days.
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10-07-2015, 08:49 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: nWo Country
Posts: 27,703
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Kryptonians are immune to zombies.
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10-07-2015, 08:54 PM
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40 Years of TMNT
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Shell-Ri-La
Posts: 26,955
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Let 'em take me.
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10-08-2015, 07:07 AM
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Second City Shinobi
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chi-town
Posts: 4,182
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Contact as many people that I can rely on, find weapons, and get to a place that is (a) safe and structurally sound (b)able to hold many people comfortably (c) has backup energy.
Also I don't see zombies being that plentiful, unless if there is like a massive nuclear mutation, if that's the case chances are I'd be infected. IF not, then I'd try to do what I said in the paragraph before.
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10-13-2015, 03:40 PM
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Stone Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: new york sewers yo!
Posts: 673
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I wouldn't do anything. I'd be like: "Zombies? Nope. Not uh. No use. I'll just stay here. I'm already dead. Bye."
Besides, even if you did get away from the zombies, think about all the people you'll have to deal with later (like all the cray crayz). If some form of government ever developed, all the rich peoples will have control of all the water and food and shelter and weapons. The rest of us would live in poverty and we'd be so sad and miserable. Join team zombie! Braiiinnns! ...Unless there was some paradise living in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Like let's just live on ships like Water World. |
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11-01-2015, 01:07 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2015
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11-01-2015, 06:41 PM
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That whack job behind you
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania
Posts: 8,143
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Like Master Splinter always said, anything can be used as a weapon. *brandishes two frying pans as if they were iron clubs* Bring it on!!!
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11-12-2015, 07:27 AM
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god status
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 3,291
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 Since I work in a prison, that's where I'd go. Food, weapons, yeah, be all good. I don't see a prison actually ending up like the one on the Walking Dead anyway.
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Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140 |
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11-12-2015, 08:13 AM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 1,321
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Boyfriend and I have his and hers weapons of choice: he has a damn-fancy hand-forged Katanna that I got him for Christmas and I have a not-at-all fancy warhammer. We both have long bows and sets of arrows. And I have about six nice little hand axes and machettes hidden around the house.
My family owns two hunting cabins, one house, and 60 acres of property in upstate NY. Nearest neighbor is 5 miles down the road. Nearest town is 15 miles. They're stocked with hunting rifles, ammo, bows, kerosene lamps, three generators, two wells, and canned goods. We're pretty prepared. 
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11-12-2015, 07:07 PM
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I Married a Duck!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur)
Posts: 8,773
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Cool. I know who to go find and hang with then! Don't worry, I've got quite a bit of survival knowledge I can share with you. edible plants, snares, and ways to find water, for instance.
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