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12-20-2020, 03:11 AM
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Weed Whacker
 
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Best movie one liners?
I'm reminded of Edgar Frog's (Corey Feldman) line in Lost Boys 2. It's so good I think it has to have been stolen from something else.
The line, after setting a vampire ablaze: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire... and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." It's funny because it's true.
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12-20-2020, 10:34 AM
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Off the top of my head, from the Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl:
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
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Donatello: The tracker! It might work. *Donatello goes to the back of the Turtle Van* Raphael: Shrewd move, Donatello. If we ignore the problem, it might go away by itself. (from The Mean Machines) |
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12-20-2020, 11:15 AM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger had the best ones:
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12-24-2020, 09:15 AM
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I Married a Duck!
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The Princess Bride. Or Spaceballs. Pick a line. Any line.
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12-24-2020, 10:04 AM
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12-26-2020, 01:46 AM
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I Married a Duck!
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Yeah, figures you'd pick that one, lol!
("That was really stupid, Bell.")
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12-26-2020, 01:56 AM
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Those movies are like gifts that just keep on giving.
 "Goodbye, Bob... best dollar-eighty I ever spent!" 
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12-26-2020, 03:09 AM
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Weed Whacker
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Speaking of "Bob," the line about Bob in Batman 1989 was always surprising to me as a kid. How casual it was spoken with what came next.
Also Blade's "Some muthaf*ckas always try to iceskate uphill" is particularly memorable. Also when the white chick is trying super hard to seduce Shaft in "Shaft in Africa" and Shaft is literally like, "Baby... you are NOT turnin' me on."
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