The three bears

*cqb101* · 03-07-2004, 04:41 PM

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at thetable, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating myporridge?!!", he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. Helooksinto his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating myPorridge?!!,"heroars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from thekitchenand yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this
one more time.

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET !!

*Deathknight* · 03-07-2004, 05:59 PM

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Dontebell · 03-07-2004, 06:12 PM

i don't get it.

*Storm Wolf* · 03-07-2004, 08:28 PM

*supresses a giggle* no comment...

*Mars-Chan* · 03-07-2004, 10:42 PM

*muffles a giggle*

No comment here either.

*Kid Icarus* · 03-07-2004, 10:58 PM

*cqb101* · 03-09-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontebell

i don't get it.

Ummm ok.......

**Jo Dawn** · 03-09-2004, 04:25 PM

~~Jarrah White~~ · 03-10-2004, 02:24 AM

Funny!

03-07-2004, 04:41 PM	#1
cqb101 Cinephile Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 8,489	The three bears Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at thetable, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating myporridge?!!", he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. Helooksinto his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating myPorridge?!!,"heroars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from thekitchenand yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time. "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET !! __________________ Facebook

03-07-2004, 05:59 PM	#2
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03-07-2004, 10:42 PM	#5
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	muffles a giggle No comment here either. __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

03-09-2004, 04:25 PM	#8
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	__________________

03-07-2004, 06:12 PM	#3
Dontebell Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Flint,Mi Posts: 819	i don't get it.

03-07-2004, 10:58 PM	#6
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150

03-10-2004, 02:24 AM	#9
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	Funny!