Who would win in this fight?

Leo15 · 03-12-2004, 10:13 PM

Help me and my friends settle our argument once and for all.

Who would win in a fight between Gandolf from Lord of the Rings and Yoda from Star Wars?

I say Gandolf would just lead Yoda to believe he's a friendly old man then when they're having a cup of tea together Gandolf would step on Yoda with his big number 13's and that would be it for Yoda.

My friend says that Yoda would sh*t a snake at Gandolf and that would be the end of the shrivelled up old man.

You decide.

Amanda · 03-12-2004, 10:16 PM

It's GandAlf.

And I think it would be pretty hard to choose the winner...

Amanda

*Stone Ill* · 03-12-2004, 10:16 PM

This topic is stupid and is wasting space that could've been used more usefully.

Leo15 · 03-12-2004, 10:18 PM

[mod edit by Machi: Chill my friend. you just had a taste of some stone ill humor... ]

**Machias Banshee** · 03-12-2004, 11:47 PM

*puts on the sh!t-shovelin boots and cleans up the thread*

You gotta take Stone Ill's comments and such with a grain of sugar. (tastes better than salt.

) He's cool, just rude...

CookSux · 03-13-2004, 12:07 AM

I hate dumb threads.

愛 · 03-13-2004, 12:33 AM

It's just a thread. Ignore it if you don't like it. No need to break out the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo.

This forum is all in good fun, right? You dont need to whine and complain about every little thing.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 03-13-2004, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

It's just a thread. Ignore it if you don't like it. No need to break out the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo.

This forum is all in good fun, right? You dont need to whine and complain about every little thing.

Ditto.

Yoda would win.....barely.

*That Matt Guy* · 03-13-2004, 06:12 AM

Yoda already died.

Leo15 · 03-13-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo15

[mod edit by Machi: Chill my friend. you just had a taste of some stone ill humor... ]

Stone Ill humor? Someone let me know when he plans on actually being funny instead of just smart-mouthed.

Anyhow, well since it was a "tarded" subject anyways (BTW, I know this not ONLY because "Stoner Ill'in" said so).....I'll change the subject. Anyone like A Perfect Circle?

*Brodie* · 03-13-2004, 06:21 PM

Stoner Illin? That's like one step away from saying "Brodina" or some ****. Stone Ill IS smart mouthed, that's why it's funny. Don't let it get to you.

Edit: What's "Tarded"?

raphael90 · 03-13-2004, 07:33 PM

Since I'm a more biased Star Wars fan than LOTR, I go with Yoda. Seeing him fight Count Dooku in Ep 2 really showed just how good he is at handling all aspects of the Force.

However, Gandalf uses magic not the Force....man, its hard to think of who could have the better advantage actually. Yoda is portrayed as a stalwart hero, we've never actually seen him beaten at anything (well he did let
Count Dooku escape, but only to save Anakin and Obiwan's lives). When I say beaten, I mean we've never seen anyone who's more powerful than Yoda.

Gandalf on the other hand is powerful but we see a few things get the best of him, i.e. in the fight with Saruman or that demon near the end of Fellowship. Yet Gandalf shows amazing strength and still survives these.

Dang, I really can't say....but something in me wants to go for good ol Yoda.

Leo15 · 03-13-2004, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

Edit: What's "Tarded"?

Its my little way of saying 'retarded'. I just drop the "Re" so it sounds more retarded than saying retarded. Course all this could be tarded. You be the judge.

*Brodie* · 03-13-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie

Edit: What's "Tarded"?

Its my little way of saying 'retarded'. I just drop the "Re" so it sounds more retarded than saying retarded. Course all this could be tarded. You be the judge.

For some reason that makes me laugh uncontrollably.

*R-iZZy* · 03-13-2004, 09:42 PM

I don't know. Maybe Bill Saget can walk through this one and give an extensive lecture (just like the battle of the DJ's). And once again, hugs hugs higs... kisses kisses kisses... aw's from an audience... and roll credits...

CookSux · 03-14-2004, 12:04 AM

Haha do I need to copy and paste my old 'ply'?

I might as well.

Quote:

I hate dumb threads.

W3rd

*The Defibrillator* · 03-14-2004, 09:28 PM

I like this thread. Leo15, you are funny.

Why must we shun the stupid threads? This one could be quite entertaining, if we all stopped whining!

愛 · 03-14-2004, 09:33 PM

Because then it wouldn't be a forum. What kind of forum doesn't have people whining and complaining about everything? I mean, come on.

*Kid Icarus* · 03-14-2004, 11:29 PM

They'd kill eachother off, then Urza would resurect them. (10 points if you know who Urza is!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

Because then it wouldn't be a forum. What kind of forum doesn't have people whining and complaining about everything? I mean, come on.

Yep. *hands out mangos to everyone* you all obviously haven't been properly introduced to the Internet. Welcome!

*The Defibrillator* · 03-14-2004, 11:54 PM

Urza? I donno who that is, but it makes me think of Ursula from "The Little Mermaid."

I think that Yoda would kick Gandalf's butt, even though Gandalf is definitely more cool.

03-12-2004, 10:13 PM	#1
Leo15 Thug Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Osama's lair Posts: 62	Who would win in this fight? Help me and my friends settle our argument once and for all. Who would win in a fight between Gandolf from Lord of the Rings and Yoda from Star Wars? I say Gandolf would just lead Yoda to believe he's a friendly old man then when they're having a cup of tea together Gandolf would step on Yoda with his big number 13's and that would be it for Yoda. My friend says that Yoda would sh*t a snake at Gandolf and that would be the end of the shrivelled up old man. You decide. __________________ "You guys must be studying the Braves book of Ninja fighting."

03-12-2004, 10:16 PM	#2
Amanda Foot Soldier Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 125	It's GandAlf. And I think it would be pretty hard to choose the winner... Amanda __________________

03-12-2004, 10:18 PM	#4
Leo15 Thug Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Osama's lair Posts: 62	[mod edit by Machi: Chill my friend. you just had a taste of some stone ill humor... ] __________________ "You guys must be studying the Braves book of Ninja fighting."

03-13-2004, 12:07 AM	#6
CookSux Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 928	I hate dumb threads. __________________ http://http://cooksux.deviantart.com/ http://www.xanga.com/cooksux http://www.myspace.com/cooksux

03-13-2004, 06:21 PM	#11
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Stoner Illin? That's like one step away from saying "Brodina" or some ****. Stone Ill IS smart mouthed, that's why it's funny. Don't let it get to you. Edit: What's "Tarded"? __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-12-2004, 10:16 PM	#3
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	This topic is stupid and is wasting space that could've been used more usefully.

03-12-2004, 11:47 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	puts on the sh!t-shovelin boots and cleans up the thread You gotta take Stone Ill's comments and such with a grain of sugar. (tastes better than salt. ) He's cool, just rude...

03-13-2004, 12:33 AM	#7
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	It's just a thread. Ignore it if you don't like it. No need to break out the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. This forum is all in good fun, right? You dont need to whine and complain about every little thing.

03-13-2004, 06:12 AM	#9
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Yoda already died.

03-13-2004, 07:33 PM	#12
raphael90 Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: ...down in the sewer listening to Skinny Puppy... Posts: 618	Since I'm a more biased Star Wars fan than LOTR, I go with Yoda. Seeing him fight Count Dooku in Ep 2 really showed just how good he is at handling all aspects of the Force. However, Gandalf uses magic not the Force....man, its hard to think of who could have the better advantage actually. Yoda is portrayed as a stalwart hero, we've never actually seen him beaten at anything (well he did let Count Dooku escape, but only to save Anakin and Obiwan's lives). When I say beaten, I mean we've never seen anyone who's more powerful than Yoda. Gandalf on the other hand is powerful but we see a few things get the best of him, i.e. in the fight with Saruman or that demon near the end of Fellowship. Yet Gandalf shows amazing strength and still survives these. Dang, I really can't say....but something in me wants to go for good ol Yoda. __________________ "Babies? These things haven't even been BORN yet!" -Raphael

03-13-2004, 09:42 PM	#15
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	I don't know. Maybe Bill Saget can walk through this one and give an extensive lecture (just like the battle of the DJ's). And once again, hugs hugs higs... kisses kisses kisses... aw's from an audience... and roll credits...

03-14-2004, 09:28 PM	#17
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	I like this thread. Leo15, you are funny. Why must we shun the stupid threads? This one could be quite entertaining, if we all stopped whining! __________________ My newest signature.

03-14-2004, 09:33 PM	#18
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Because then it wouldn't be a forum. What kind of forum doesn't have people whining and complaining about everything? I mean, come on.

03-14-2004, 11:54 PM	#20
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	Urza? I donno who that is, but it makes me think of Ursula from "The Little Mermaid." I think that Yoda would kick Gandalf's butt, even though Gandalf is definitely more cool. __________________ My newest signature.