(TMNT/James Bond crossover)

[Jarrah White]

A C-130 aircraft flies high above the city of New York. An agent parachute out the back. The laser becon in his watch guides the secret agent down to the ventalation system of TCRI. Once inside, the agent draws his silenced Walther P99 and makes his way to the elevator. Using a virus build into his personalised keycard, the secret agent is able to bypass the Utrom security and lower himself down into the secret base. It is now he discovers the base is underattack by terrorists, the bad guys are blowing everything up. Using a cord built into his belt the agent rapples over the edge of the platform and deep into the mutagen factory. The agent guns down the relentless enemies as he makes his way into the facility. Once in the laboritory, the secret agent spots the terrorists escaping with several canisters of mutagen. They are making their escape through the teleportation system. The agent jumps in after them. The next thing he knows, he's onboard a giant space station high in Earth orbit. He spends a few moments examining the view, but then he turns to see one of the terrorists towering over him. "I don't suppose we could talk this over" the agent utters as the eight foot tall assassin lifts the agent off the ground and throws him into the machinery. The assassin smiles to reveal jagged metal teeth. The secret agent climbs to his feet and engages hand-to-hand contact with 'Jaws' the steel-toothed henchman. Jaws' hands wrap around the agent's neck and he is lifted above the ground. The agent desperatly tries to brake free, but Jaws' grip is too strong. The agent removes his mobile phone from his belt and uses the electric stunner built in, sending 20000 volts through Jaws' teeth. Jaws lets go in pain, but before he can do anything, the secret agent kicks him through the window. Jaws is sucked into space, as is everything else. the agent makes it through a security door before it closes behind him. Making his way through the space station, the agent finds that the whole place is some kind of astro-lab experimenting with the mutagen. Sneeking passed the guards, the agent plants several explosives on the machinery and TCRI canisters. Then the agent sets the countdown, 0:07. CABOOM! The whole space station explodes, it starts to brake up. Making his way to the escape pods, the agent finds a female scientist crushed beneath the machinery. He helps her out and lifts her above her feet, "We must get out of her, now!" says the agent. The two make it to the escape pods and they launch. "Who are you?" the girl asks as they watch the base vaporise in a big blast. The secret agent replies, "I work for the British Government, my name's Bond, James Bond" The pod shoots through the Earth's atmosphere and eventually falls into the water. "Just another drop in the Ocean" James Bond remarks.

Later that night, Bond takes the scientist, a Dr. Diana Summerset, back to her home. His Aston Martin DB5 pulls up outside her apartment. "Thank you, for saving my life, how can I repay you?" she asked. "Let me buy you dinner, in London" Bond replies. "Sounds temping, but untill then (Kisses 007), take that as part of my thanks". Dr. Summerset climbs out of the Aston Martin and walks up to her front door. "Hmm, I look forward to collecting the rest" Bond says before he drives off. Inside her apartment, Diana is met by Dr. Baxter Stockman. "So, all the TCRI canisters were destroyed?" "All but one", Diana says, she opened up her shirt and reveals herself to be a Utrom. The Utrom within is holding one of the canisters. "With specail thanks to MI-6 and James Bond" Baxter takes the canister for a moment, then reflects on what the female Utrom has just said, "Bond, James Bond?!" "You know him?" Baxter nods, "He helped kill Henry Gupta*, my master, my teacher, my friend" "I'm so sorry, I did not know" said Diana. "Ah, do not worry, soon all the world will know the power of Doctor Baxter Stockman!"

Meanwhile, deep within the Atlantic, lie the space station ruins that have reentered Earth's atmosphere. Out of the ashes, Jaws arises...

WWW.THETECHNODROME.COM PRESENT...

THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

AND PIERCE BROSNAN, AS IAN FLEMINGS JAMES BOND 007 IN....

SHELL SHOCK ROYALE


* In Tomorrow Never Dies, 007 took techno terrorist Henry Gupta hostage, so Elliot Carver killed him.

[Jarrah White]

Hellllllllllooooooooo, TMNT/007 crossover, will nobody join?

[Mars-Chan]

((OOC: Sure I will...if it was a SEAN CONNERY James Bond!!! But...*sighs*...I'll see what I can do...))


"Come on, Mike..." A female voice rang out, as Mars and Mike played against each other at "Mortal Kombat"....and she was winning.... . "...you could do better than that...though I don't see HOW..." "You're cheating!" He yelped, as she raised an eye-ridge at him. "Me...CHEAT?!" She said, with a mock shock in her voice. "...why Mikey...you've sunk to an all-time low..."

[Jarrah White]

Mikey: Damn, where's donny when ya need him, I could always beat him!
Mars: Yeah, well too bad Donatello has a new job in London.

(At Q-Branch)

007 walks over to Q (Desmond Llewelyn).

007: Morning, Q.
Q: Morning, 007, have you met my new recruit?

Q steps aside to introduce Bond to Donatello. Donatello is wearing a white lab coat, glasses and a white wig. Bond can't tell he's really a mutant turtle.

Donatello: (reaches out to shake Bond's hand) Hello, Mr-?
Bond: Bond, James Bond.
Donatello: Ah, yes, Q and R have told me so much of you, 007.
Bond: If your Q and if your assistant is R, does that make him "S"?
Q: Walk this way, 007.

As Q and "S" lead Bond through Q-Branch, Bond spots a shower with an attractive woman bathing inside. Bond walks up to the shower when suddenly the holographic image of the woman fades, revealing R's not-so-attractive appearence.

Bond: Oh no...
R: I thought that would catch your eye, 007.
Q: 007, didn't your mother ever tell you not to look at people in the shower?
Bond: Today I learned that lesson.
Q: Good.

[Mars-Chan]

Mars: *Taps the joystick madly* Yes..Yes..YES!!! Did I just hear a bell? Because someone's getting himself Schooled!!!

Mike: *utters something under his breath*

Mars: *raises an eyeridge* What? What was that?

Mike: Nothing....

Mars: Uh-huh.....

[Jarrah White]

Q and Don lead Bond to an elevator. It takes them up to a high-tech conference room where M is waiting.

M: Welcome back, 007.
Bond: Thank you, M.
M: 007, did you see what TCRI was manufactoring?
Bond: Yes, canisters of green slime.
Q: Mutagen actually, a form of radioactive waste with potentually dangerous mutation capabilities.
M: Yes, a year ago I sent 009 to investigate what TCRI was developing. 009 delivered us this information on TCRI but was unable to find out it's purpose.
Bond: I believe someone else found a purpose for it, the facility was under attack, and I ran into an old chum.
M: Yes.

M types away at the controls and a holographic image of Jaws appears.

M: Recent intelligence reports Jaws now works for Dr. Baxter Stockman, the founder and CEO of a robotics company called Stocktronics. He's the was the protégé of an old friend of yours?
Bond: Yes, Henry Gupta, he and I played a game of Pirate Ship, he lost.
M: It fits the evidence that Stockman was behind the attack on the TCRI building.
Bond: What would Baxter want radioactive waste for?
M: That's what we want you to find out, 007. You'll be working with a agent on lone from the CIA, a Miss Zoe Nightshade. You will meet with Miss Nightshade and investigate Stocktronics back in New York city. Moneypenny has made arrangements for your departure. Be careful and remember, 007, this isn't a game.

[Jarrah White]

((No one? Heelllllooo?))

[Mars-Chan]

((OOC: Dude... ...other rps! ))

Mars: *as she continues to tap the joystick feverishly* YES!!! High score!!!

Pizza dude: Pizza!

Mars: You didn't...

Mike: *as he pauses the game and leaps over the sofa* YEP!!

Mars: *rubs the sides of her head with her three-fingered hands* Oy...

[Jarrah White]

Bond arrives in New York city at the JFK airport. After retieving his suitcases, Bond is met by a car rental agent who gives Bond a sports car. 007 drives off into the city to meet with CIA agent Zoe Nightshade, but whilst driving through the city the car's cell phone rings...

[Mars-Chan]

Mars: *turns off game and pulls on her trenchcoat and puts on her hat on her head* All right...that's it. I'm out.

Mike: *while chomping on the pizza* Where are you going?

Mars: OUT. I'm going to go catch that new Steven Segal movie that's out. TRY to at least leave some pizza for the others...okay??!

[Jarrah White]

"Welcome to New York, Mr. Bond. I've taken the liberty to include a welcome gift with your car, to ensure your arrivial is celebrated in the most--- explosive manner. Do not think of stopping to disable the bomb, as slowing your car will result in it's detonation. And your licence to kill does not include Manhattan residents. But don't threat, Mr. Bond, I'm spairing you from a signiciantly more dangerous fate that awaits the rest of the world" PHONE CALL ENDS.

[Mars-Chan]

Humming to herself casually, Mars crossed the street with the pedestrians and headed over to the movie theater. "Huh. Wonder if Case's going to be here tonight?" She chuckled to herself softly, as she then paid for her ticket, but keeping her three fingered hand out of sight. "...knowing him...nah. "

[Jarrah White]

Bond shoved his foot hard on the gas pedal, the bombed sport car raced through the city, dodging passed civilian vehicles. As he skidded out onto the sidewalk, 007 spotted a young girl in a trenchcoat and hat standing outside the cinema. At the last second the woman jumped and landed in the passenger seat beside Bond. "What's going on" the girl cried. "Stay calm, madam, there's a bomb on this car" the British secret agent replied. Terrified but brave enough to ask, Mars asked, "Who are you?" "The name's Bond, James Bond".

[Mars-Chan]

"Greetings, Bond..." She said, as she then turned her head away to hide her masked face. "...the name's Mars. I guess you could say I know this city like the back of my hand. Now...where is the bomb? I'll see if I can try to deactivate it."

[Jarrah White]

"Too late!" Bond shouted pointing ahead, for the car was driving onto a wharf and aiming towards the edge at full speed. "Hold on!" the secret agent uttered wrapping his arm around Mars. As the convertible launched off the edge, 007 fired his wrist mounted grappling hook onto a crain. The two swung free from the vehicle and watched it plunge beneath the waves, exploding down under. "Well that was a splashing sucess" James Bond said, as he hung from his grappling hook he turned his attention to the woman in his arm, he then got the surprise of his life; for Mars' hat had fallen off her head, revealing herself to be a mutant turtle...

[Mars-Chan]

"Ah, crud! " Mars yelped, as she then leapt out of James' arms, landed on the wharf cat-like, and grabbed her hat and put it on. "...I'm a dead woman!" She then glanced up at Bond, groaned loudly, and took off like a shot towards the movie theater and turned the corner with a mighty pant. "I KNEW going out tonight would be a bad idea..." She muttered under her breath, as she paid for her ticket (but hid her three-fingered hand) and walked up the ramp to get her ticket stub ripped (hiding her hand again). "....but NOOO! I *had* to go out....gah..."

[Jarrah White]

Unbeknown to Mars, 007 had planted one of Q's homing devices on her. Jumping down from the crane, Bond spotted a silver Aston Martin DB5 licence plate BMT 214A. The driving his CIA contact Zoe Nightshade. "Hello again, 007, how was your trip to New York?" she asked. "It went swimingly" Bond said. Driving through the Big Apple, Zoe explained that Dr. Baxter Stockman was holding a formal party tonight at Stocktronics to celebrate the distribution of his new giant mouser robot. Bond has to go there as a guest to find the bloody hell's going on. Before driving to his hotel, 007 used the homing device on his Aston Martin to trace Mars' signal. The trail led him all the way to a cimena. The using the cloaking device in his Stealth Suit, Bond stuck passed the guards and into the theatre where Mars was. the film was about to start. The film was about to start. He sat down next to the girl. "Your intirely too attractive to be in a place like this" the agent said, Mars turned to see who spoke and to her shock the man greeting her with a smile was James Bond himself...

[Mars-Chan]

"Bond!" Mars huffed softly, as she then turned away. "...how did you find me?" "Yo, Mars!" Another male voice softly called out, as Casey then plopped down next to her and handed her an extra bag of popcorn. "...how's it hanging?" "Slow and steady, crazy man." She laughed, as her friend then put up the hockey mask on top of his head. "...slow and steady."

[Jarrah White]

Casey spotted Bond sitting next to Mars. "Yo, who's this?" he asked. "Oh, ah, this is James Bond", replied Mars. 007 grinned and replied, "Where new friends" "Casual acquaintances, he ah, picked me up in his car" Mars said. "Hmm, so tell me, Mars, what does a lovely little girl such as yourself have to hide under that hat?" said Bond. "You seem very suspicious, Mr. Bond" said Mars, the British agent replied, "I find I live quite longer that way".

[Mars-Chan]

"If you are insinuating that I am hiding something..." Mars said, as she looked at Casey with a basic plea of help from her eyes. "...then you are wrong." "You know what?" Casey said, nodding to the door. "...we can come some other time to see this movie with some friends of ours. Besides, your brothers and I were about to go watch a hockey game. Wanna come with?" "Most assuredly!" Mars said, as the two got up and walked out of the theater. "...thanks." "Eh, don't bother..." Casey said, as the two walked toward the hockey ring, and Mars pulled off the tracking device and crushed it to pieces in her hands. "...besides, that creep was creeping me out! *shudders*"