Baby Turtle (joke)

*Kameko* · 09-16-2002, 01:35 PM

Okay, yes, I thought this was cute, so I figured I'd share it with you guys:

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.

About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"

**Karpo_007** · 09-16-2002, 01:36 PM

LOL

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 01:37 PM

*snickers* Aww, that is so CUTE!!!!

**azure turtle** · 09-16-2002, 01:39 PM

*laughs uncontrollably*
Heh heh... The poor turtle!

Kingkapong · 09-16-2002, 01:43 PM

oh. i get it. it was trying to fly!!

**Kali** · 09-16-2002, 01:56 PM

LOL!

That was cute!

Red · 09-16-2002, 03:13 PM

That was so cute!

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 03:20 PM

Now THAT would make a cute pic!

Sparvid · 09-17-2002, 01:26 AM

Awwww...

Tinselcat · 09-18-2002, 10:31 AM

SeaThreePeeO · 09-18-2002, 12:28 PM

Hee hee that was in a magazine I read recently

**HorseTechie** · 09-20-2002, 04:34 PM

year, my dear... even though science sex reptiles and birds have a lot in common, that still doesn't mean both can fly .

09-16-2002, 01:35 PM	#1
Kameko Sister to the TMNT Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 2,756	Baby Turtle (joke) Okay, yes, I thought this was cute, so I figured I'd share it with you guys: A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing. Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"

09-16-2002, 01:39 PM	#4
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	laughs uncontrollably Heh heh... The poor turtle! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-16-2002, 01:43 PM	#5
Kingkapong Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: T.O. Canada Posts: 548	oh. i get it. it was trying to fly!! __________________ Go leafs go!

09-16-2002, 03:13 PM	#7
Red Thug Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 51	That was so cute! __________________ Heroes prefer redheads ;P

09-18-2002, 10:31 AM	#10
Tinselcat Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2002 Location: uuuuh... off planet. Posts: 1,190	__________________

09-16-2002, 01:36 PM	#2
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	LOL

09-16-2002, 01:37 PM	#3
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	snickers Aww, that is so CUTE!!!!

09-16-2002, 01:56 PM	#6
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	LOL! That was cute!

09-16-2002, 03:20 PM	#8
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Now THAT would make a cute pic!

09-17-2002, 01:26 AM	#9
Sparvid Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Östersund, Sweden Posts: 860	Awwww...

09-18-2002, 12:28 PM	#11
SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	Hee hee that was in a magazine I read recently __________________ Zombies, once you get past the stench of rotting flesh and their unhealthy obsession with brains, they're really nice people.

09-20-2002, 04:34 PM	#12
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	year, my dear... even though science sex reptiles and birds have a lot in common, that still doesn't mean both can fly .