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Foot Soldier
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Why the technodrome won't run Windows
Krang: Activate the portal. What in blazes is wrong with this stupid computer?! blah!
Krang intenses bangs on the technodrome's main computer. Suddenly a screen comes up saying,"Windows 98". Krang: What in blazes?! WHo installed Windows 98 on the technodrome's main computer?! Then the portal screen turned blue and displayed a message saying,"Windows A fatal exception 0E has occurred in VxD dimportal+000587:422DE. The current application will be terminated. Press any key to continue. |
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(( I'm not that adept to Unix yet.. but that sounds funny! ))
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Shredder attempts to reboot the system by wliggling the ariel, holding down shift and cursing at the same time.
**WARNING this program as performed an illegal function** To continue press any Key. To be trapped between infuriating error messages click [OK]
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(( *lol* ))
Shredder pushes another other key, namely, the escape button. The Screen 's image shakes, then it goes black. Then a little cursor starts to blink in the top left hand corner. Nothing else happens, no matter what he does on the key panels. "Grrraaaahhhh!!!" Elsewhere: *Don comes back to the lair with a heavy duffle bag and a satisified grin on his face* Mike: Hey... where've you been? We've gave up on waiting for you to come for dinner. Don: Making sure we don't get interrupted during dinner for a long time. |
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Foot Elite
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((Sweet HT! I was thinking the same thing! Don with a satisfied grin...))
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(( who else could be responsible? *heheh* ))
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Great a computer war has erupted. they'll probably get a laptop and send Donnie a virus or something.... |
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Leo: What... did you do?
Don: Made a virus for the Technodrome. Leo: Are you sure it worked? Don: Positive! Raph: *snigger* Should we try to banish them into another demension just in case? |
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Foot Elite
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*Meanwhile back at the Technodrome Shredder and Krang are sitting in the dark plotting Bill Gate's death.*
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*crawls away from the thread, unable to stand from laughing*
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Sister to the TMNT
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(((
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*pulls out a peice of paper and a pencil to write*
"101 things you can do with a 1 ton paperweight!" 101. Use it (the technodrome) to pack down the garbage in the land fill. 100. Give it to one of the planets in the solar sytem that doesn't have a moon. 99. Set it in the middle of a crop circle in a Kansas wheat field. uhm.... |
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98. Push it to the middle of nowhere and place a Police Aware sticker on it
97. Roll it down the side of a mountain and see how far it goes
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*gasp* Look! The Technodrome has been spotted in outer space!
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs...newobject.html |
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*can´t resist a Star Wars moment* That´s no moon... It´s a space station.
(((Stupid Spanish computer!!!! ......"?¿ºªÇÑ"))) |
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Talk about your coincidence's... look what Neil put up on NTN too!
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Foot Soldier
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to be in the Technodrome when its core dumps.
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