Supposedly Someone Who Has Read The Script Had This To Say About It

[Spitfire]

I'm gonna post what I think as I read...

Spoiler:

Unnecessary mustache is a hilarious character description.
Did he seriously just say "Eye****s?"
Did they just ask an 18 year old to go have beer with them?
This scene between April and Casey is not only extremely cliche but sounds nothing like either character. Their names might as well be Bob and Linda.
I like the idea of telling the story through Casey, it's one I've used myself, but I'd prefer it be in a clever way. So far you could change out Casey for Justin Bieber and make some lame coming of age movie.
Nice cartoon moment with the manifest change.
The swearing in the writing is hilarious and unnecessary, like that guys mustache.
Turning the Foot into private military types is really retarded. And using Alice lore for code words is super cliche.
The truck vaccuming up dirt is so ridiclious...
Krang? Really? I guess I should have expected that.
This April Casey relationship is awful. I liked it better when they met through the turtles. This bad teen romance crap isn't cutting it. Plus I'm sure they'd cast a super model to play April and let me tell you when a super model asks you to move to New York with her, and she has an apartment already, you do it.
If I'm a fan I already hate this so that disclaimer doesn't help. "They look like what you remember but in a way we think is better!" Yeah like Dante's "awesome" redesign in the new DMC game...
So Raph and Leo get paragraphs to describe them and their looks and Don gets a half assed sentence?
So we're building up Mikey to be the one we're all waiting to see?
Leo and Raph take out all the guards while Don does nothing. And why the hell did Raph hand the stick to Leo? Minus the end he just broke off it's bascially a bo staff.
Like the Panda comment was ass enough, the serving Kung fu for dinner line is even worse.
I still really hate the Foot being military guys with guns...
Well Mikey said it for me, seriously. Using their shells as bullet sheilds is ****ing retarded.
Also how are they all hiding behind one turtle? That makes no sense considering the size Leo and Raph are described as being.
Nice OT moment with the elevator...
Actually we have seen it before in TMNT 2, even had bowling pin sounds. And to be honest I never wanted to see it again.
Watching the turtles fight dudes with guns who could easily kill them is a really bad idea. The bullet proof line barely makes this excusable. I want to see them fighting other skilled fighters not disposable soliders.
That forklift into the SUV thing was severly retarded. I'm starting to worry for this writer. His brain isn't right.
Enough with the stupid shell gags already!
Tree branch sai? Ugh...
Gun holster nunchucks? SERIOUSLY?! This is actually so bad it's starting to piss me off.
Farm tool weapons? This is Ninja Turtles not Macguyver!
Well at least they're not aliens in this script.
Way to glaze over the origin story. I mean that...keep it quick and simple.
Here's a chance to give them the iconic red masks and they go with Black? This writer needs to be smacked with a make shift baseball bat!
Introduction of the colored masks is as LAME as always.
Well it's clearly the Leo and Raph show yet again. Sorry Mikey you're the turtle people want to see but aparently not hear. Actually that's Don who again gets screwed in the dialgue and combat department.
Use the shell crap one more time, one more mother ****ing time, I dare you, I double dare you!
Brain sick like this horrid writer!
Oh they hear a loud crash but none of the screaming?
Oh Get Together is playing during a fight between two brothers, how eye rollingly clever...

45 pages in and I want to strangle the person who wrote this. Thankfully I'm going to guess the producers who read it know it's awful and won't be using most of it. It reads like it was written by someone who read a paragraph summary of the entire franchise and know **** all else.