Favorite Quotes - Page 2

Sariele · 08-22-2013, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelligrafie

"Oh look, coins."

Ohhhh, that little throw-away gag had me almost screeching with laughter!

I liked this one (possible paraphrasing):

Mikey: "Go 'B-Team'!!"
Don: "Stop calling us that!"

*Lethal Lullaby* · 08-22-2013, 04:10 PM

Mikey: "You're not listening to me!"
Leo slaps him.
Mikey: "Did you just slap me?"
Leo: "I was calming you down."
Mikey: "Why would that calm me down?!"

Xever: "In prison we made our own weapons."
Bradford: "I'll remember that next time I'm stupid enough to end up there."

Don: "OOH. A centrifuge!"
Raph: (to Leo) "If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge just put me out of my misery."

*Electric* · 08-22-2013, 09:08 PM

If my opinion counts for anything, Donnie's right
Awe thanks mikey, but it doesnt
Didnt think so

Ch'redder · 08-22-2013, 11:23 PM

Splinter: You already possess the kunoichi's greatest weapon. The mind.
April: Yeah, but when was the last time you saw someone hit a bad guy over the head with their mind?
Splinter: ...good point. Let's find you a weapon.

*BubblyShell22* · 08-23-2013, 07:03 AM

Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line.

Leo: So, Sensei, now that we're fifteen, I think we're finally ready to go to the surface, don't you think?
Splinter: Yes.
Turtles: *cheer*
Splinter: And no.
Turtles *groan*
Don: I hate when he does that.
Splinter: Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from making mistakes.
Don: Aha! So, in order to gain wisdom, we have to make mistakes.
Splinter: No.
Don: And yes?
Splinter: No.

Ch'redder · 08-23-2013, 09:00 AM

Donnie: Who do we know that would be interested in stolen evil robot parts?
[...]
Leo, Donnie & Raph: Baxter Stockman!
Mikey: Donatello.
[...]
Mikey: ...Baxter Stockman!

*raph27* · 08-23-2013, 11:27 AM

^ my fav is from New Girl in Town after Leo confesses about Karai.

Splinter: many ninja have been deceived over the love of a woman
Mikey: what about Donatello?
Donnie slaps Mikey

*snake* · 08-23-2013, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryan

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

This one. Donnie's hilarious when he's angry.

pingclang · 08-23-2013, 12:57 PM

Nick overuses it but I like:

Don: BOOYAKASHA!!!
Mike: Sounds weird when he says it.
Raph: Sounds weird when you say it.

demonsweat · 08-23-2013, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief?

This one. Gets me every time.

Joshua33 · 08-23-2013, 01:52 PM

Some more of my favorite quotes

Leatherhead: I did it again, didn't I?

Donatello: Yes, you did it again! Why do you keep grabbing my face? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!

Rapheal: would you like the answer in alphabetical order or order of grossness?

"Mikey is humming th Olyimpics theme while climbing in TVRI"
Donatello: are you humming the Olympics theme?

Michelangelo: It seemed approaiate.

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-23-2013, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line.

When the turtles were sneaking up on Baxter Stockman in his hideout ("I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman"), and he was trying to think of a supervillain name for himself.

*BubblyShell22* · 08-23-2013, 03:51 PM

Ah, okay. I couldn't remember that.

Leo: Thank you, Sensei. And I think I know why you chose me to be the leader.
Splinter: Oh? Why is that?
Leo: Because you sensed in me a true warrior spirit that will forge us to be the heroes we are destined to become.
Splinter: No.
Leo: No? Then, why did you choose me to be leader?
Splinter: Because you asked.
Leo: That's it?
Splinter: As a leader, you will learn that there is no right or wrong. Only choices.
Leo: So, you could have picked any of us?
Splinter: Yes.
Leo: Even Mikey?
Splinter: No. That would have been wrong.

*Lethal Lullaby* · 08-23-2013, 04:55 PM

Don: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Raph: Isn't she the only girl you ever seen?
Don: The point still stands.

Leo: Master Splinter said we had to stay away from humans, and bathrooms.

Kraang: Kraang is wrong. Kraang has the powercell. In Kraang's face.
Kraang: The powercell.
Kraang: The powercell.

Dr. Falco: Used him like a lab rat.
Mikey: Well it didn't work. You turned him into a monkey.

Raph: You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain?!
Don: It won't. And even if it did, who'd know the difference?

sirroscoe · 08-23-2013, 06:50 PM

"Your skills are impressive....

...but they will not save you."

Gives me goosebumps. Everytime.

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-23-2013, 07:04 PM

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

DonatelloNinja82 · 08-23-2013, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain PunchYouHard

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

HAHAH you did it!!

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-23-2013, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonatelloNinja82

HAHAH you did it!!

I'm probably going to regret it whenever I'm off pain medication, but it seems awesome now.

Ninja Magee · 08-23-2013, 09:16 PM

Let's see...

Just a few exchanges I thought were funny:

Human: "AAAH Ugly Green Mutant Freak!"
Mikey: "But I got your cat!"
Human: "HELP HE'S GOT MY CAT!"
Mikey: "Dude!"

Don: "Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?"
Mikey: "Hey..."
Leo: "I don't want him, and I'm in charge!"
Mikey: "Hey..."

Splinter: "How did you get so hurt?"
Leo: Oh that, we were um,
Raph: hit
Don: by a
Mikey: Bus?

DonatelloNinja82 · 08-23-2013, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain PunchYouHard

I'm probably going to regret it whenever I'm off pain medication, but it seems awesome now.

Nah, it's awesome!

08-22-2013, 09:08 PM	#23
Electric Epic Hiatus Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,484	If my opinion counts for anything, Donnie's right Awe thanks mikey, but it doesnt Didnt think so __________________

08-23-2013, 07:03 AM	#25
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line. Leo: So, Sensei, now that we're fifteen, I think we're finally ready to go to the surface, don't you think? Splinter: Yes. Turtles: cheer Splinter: And no. Turtles groan Don: I hate when he does that. Splinter: Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from making mistakes. Don: Aha! So, in order to gain wisdom, we have to make mistakes. Splinter: No. Don: And yes? Splinter: No. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-23-2013, 03:51 PM	#33
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Ah, okay. I couldn't remember that. Leo: Thank you, Sensei. And I think I know why you chose me to be the leader. Splinter: Oh? Why is that? Leo: Because you sensed in me a true warrior spirit that will forge us to be the heroes we are destined to become. Splinter: No. Leo: No? Then, why did you choose me to be leader? Splinter: Because you asked. Leo: That's it? Splinter: As a leader, you will learn that there is no right or wrong. Only choices. Leo: So, you could have picked any of us? Splinter: Yes. Leo: Even Mikey? Splinter: No. That would have been wrong. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-23-2013, 07:04 PM	#36
Captain PunchYouHard Hench Mutant Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 334	Oh yeah! (Sorry, couldn't resist.) __________________ (GIF by Martinf)

08-22-2013, 04:10 PM	#22
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Mikey: "You're not listening to me!" Leo slaps him. Mikey: "Did you just slap me?" Leo: "I was calming you down." Mikey: "Why would that calm me down?!" Xever: "In prison we made our own weapons." Bradford: "I'll remember that next time I'm stupid enough to end up there." Don: "OOH. A centrifuge!" Raph: (to Leo) "If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge just put me out of my misery."

08-22-2013, 11:23 PM	#24
Ch'redder Random Punk Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 45	Splinter: You already possess the kunoichi's greatest weapon. The mind. April: Yeah, but when was the last time you saw someone hit a bad guy over the head with their mind? Splinter: ...good point. Let's find you a weapon.

08-23-2013, 09:00 AM	#26
Ch'redder Random Punk Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 45	Donnie: Who do we know that would be interested in stolen evil robot parts? [...] Leo, Donnie & Raph: Baxter Stockman! Mikey: Donatello. [...] Mikey: ...Baxter Stockman!

08-23-2013, 11:27 AM	#27
raph27 Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2013 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,611	^ my fav is from New Girl in Town after Leo confesses about Karai. Splinter: many ninja have been deceived over the love of a woman Mikey: what about Donatello? Donnie slaps Mikey

08-23-2013, 12:57 PM	#29
pingclang Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Tennessee Posts: 552	Nick overuses it but I like: Don: BOOYAKASHA!!! Mike: Sounds weird when he says it. Raph: Sounds weird when you say it.

08-23-2013, 01:52 PM	#31
Joshua33 Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,452	Some more of my favorite quotes Leatherhead: I did it again, didn't I? Donatello: Yes, you did it again! Why do you keep grabbing my face? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?! Rapheal: would you like the answer in alphabetical order or order of grossness? "Mikey is humming th Olyimpics theme while climbing in TVRI" Donatello: are you humming the Olympics theme? Michelangelo: It seemed approaiate.

08-23-2013, 04:55 PM	#34
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Don: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Raph: Isn't she the only girl you ever seen? Don: The point still stands. Leo: Master Splinter said we had to stay away from humans, and bathrooms. Kraang: Kraang is wrong. Kraang has the powercell. In Kraang's face. Kraang: The powercell. Kraang: The powercell. Dr. Falco: Used him like a lab rat. Mikey: Well it didn't work. You turned him into a monkey. Raph: You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain?! Don: It won't. And even if it did, who'd know the difference?

08-23-2013, 06:50 PM	#35
sirroscoe Thug Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 64	"Your skills are impressive.... ...but they will not save you." Gives me goosebumps. Everytime.

08-23-2013, 09:16 PM	#39
Ninja Magee Mouser Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 12	Let's see... Just a few exchanges I thought were funny: Human: "AAAH Ugly Green Mutant Freak!" Mikey: "But I got your cat!" Human: "HELP HE'S GOT MY CAT!" Mikey: "Dude!" Don: "Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?" Mikey: "Hey..." Leo: "I don't want him, and I'm in charge!" Mikey: "Hey..." Splinter: "How did you get so hurt?" Leo: Oh that, we were um, Raph: hit Don: by a Mikey: Bus?