No turtle / human mating

[Shark_Blade]

Originally Posted by electric_sheep

Let's say he's 50/50 percent human turtle, on which side would the coin fall? Isn't there a chance that his turtle parts would turn into human parts?

Solely her blood won't affect anything. Donnie experimented with her blood and other substances to make the retromutagen, it takes him months to create it too.

They can bang as much as they want without worrying about anything.

Edit: Wait are you talking about their baby?Re-reading the quotes, it doesn't seem like it.

[electric_sheep]

Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

Solely her blood won't affect anything. Donnie experimented with her blood and other substances to make the retromutagen, it takes him months to create it too.

They can bang as much as they want without worrying about anything.

Edit: Wait are you talking about their baby?Re-reading the quotes, it doesn't seem like it.

In that quote i was talking about him.

(Isn't it wierd that the most civilised topic in a while is on a subject of turtle dicks?)

[Shark_Blade]

Turtle dicks are scary so I hope it's shaped like a human's lmao I dunno, whatever floats your boat I guess.

[rickwj324]

Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

Turtle dicks are scary so I hope it's shaped like a human's lmao I dunno, whatever floats your boat I guess.

There was a video on Tosh.O of a turtle "finishing" and it was pretty disturbing!

[Coola Yagami]

I'm pretty sure the turtles junk is pretty much like human junk. Goes along with having human arms, legs and a digestive system. I assume pizza would poison and kill real turtles. Hell, they even have human teeth. It's stuff we ignore and take for granted cause it's a cartoon and all but think about it.... they have friggin human teeth.


As for April... why do you have the weird idea that her junk is retromutagenic??? I mean Don got the cure based on her blood cells or saliva swab. He didn't say 'hey um April... can I borrow one of your used pads?' or anything like that. I really doubt her um..... lower bodily fluids would somehow turn the turtles back to normal.

And gah, it's disgusting even talking about this with this particular version of April.

[SwiftNinjaFox]

*reads discussion of the thread*



*reads more*



*backs out slowly*

(Strong Bad)You guys're weiiird, man.(/Strong Bad)

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Well, as a side-issue of what Donnie's "junk" would look like, even if it was shaped like a human one (which I sort of doubt, given that they are apparently still inside the shell) it would probably still be proportionately sized like a normal turtle's. That means it would be WAAAY bigger than a human's, which is just..... Ouch. Uh, I'm thinking they probably couldn't "mate" like normal couples.

[Technogeek29]

*Grabs swiftninja*

[Candy Kappa]

Yeah, seeing how the turtles equipment is still internal when not... Activated, I'd say it's more turtley then humany.

And with that, I think it is enough internet for today (tonight).

[Cipher]

I'm torn on the Radical thing.

On the one hand: Yeah! That issue completely and classically fridges her.

On the other hand, both she and Complete Carnage had kind of been written off into oblivion by that point and I like most of the issue. I also have no problem with her and Leo being an item; both are very spiritual and, to the extent that they could love each others' personalities despite physical differences, I can dig it. This is also on a post-alien Earth, so make of that what you will.

Honestly, its no more or less weird than Raphael and Ninjara. Actually, it's less weird.

Also, f*ck the rest of this thread.

[NoName999]

So turtle/human relations is a big nono but turtle/alien (Michelangelo and Seri) is totally okay?

LOL

[Powder]

Originally Posted by Cipher

I'm torn on the Radical thing.

On the one hand: Yeah! That issue completely and classically fridges her.

On the other hand, both she and Complete Carnage had kind of been written off into oblivion by that point and I like most of the issue. I also have no problem with her and Leo being an item; both are very spiritual and, to the extent that they could love each others' personalities despite physical differences, I can dig it. This is also on a post-alien Earth, so make of that what you will.

Honestly, its no more or less weird than Raphael and Ninjara. Actually, it's less weird.

Also, f*ck the rest of this thread.

This post, 100%.

[Nameless]

i'm still laughing from the OT ninja turtle voice actor panel when the question was asked "which character would you have liked to play if you could have been any character from the show". April's (Renae Jacobs) answer was something like "i would like to have played any of the turtles if i could have, i also would have liked to have done any of the turtles". again i say was a fun panel but not very PG.

[SwiftNinjaFox]

Originally Posted by Technogeek29

*Grabs swiftninja*

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...1360695904.gif

Noooooooooo!

[Coola Yagami]

lmao whoa. Honestly it woulda been kinda funny hearing Renae make any kind of sexual joke, even if it about the Turtles, in her April voice. LOL

But yeah, you people overthink it too much. They're still cartoons. I really seriously doubt the Turtles are gonna be pretty much humanoid (c'mon, look at them, they're basically green humans with weird faces, weird hands and feet and shells on) and yet still have animal-type junk. It just makes no sense.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Yeah, seeing how the turtles equipment is still internal when not... Activated, I'd say it's more turtley then humany.

And with that, I think it is enough internet for today (tonight).

I read a scientific encyclopedia on box turtles (the kind typically kept as pets) and it mentioned that males sometimes die after copulation after falling off the female, landing on their backs, and not being able to get upon their feet again.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

I read a scientific encyclopedia on box turtles (the kind typically kept as pets) and it mentioned that males sometimes die after copulation after falling off the female, landing on their backs, and not being able to get upon their feet again.

See? More weird animal facts. The Turtles are way too humanoid now. I doubt any of them are gonna suddenly drop dead after getting laid.

[Nameless]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

lmao whoa. Honestly it woulda been kinda funny hearing Renae make any kind of sexual joke, even if it about the Turtles, in her April voice. LOL

best part was Rob Paulson (raph) going "now she tells us/if only we knew".

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

After seeing the "Turtles, Turtles Everywhere" episode, and seeing the evening news showing a mother sea turtle digging a hole and laying her eggs in it, I was prompted to wonder how a hard-shelled turtle could possibly have the space inside her to accommodate all her eggs.

[plastroncafe]

Turtles are bigger on the inside.