What if Casey Jones is black in the sequel? - Page 18

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 01:47 AM

He-Man needed more video games. I heard the GBA one was crummy (never played it) and the PS2 one that only released in Europe was apparently pretty sh*tty too. How do you screw up He-Man? I don't get it.

That's pretty neat, I wouldn't want that to be THE game, but it'd be better than nothing, I guess.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

He-Man needed more video games. I heard the GBA one was crummy (never played it) and the PS2 one that only released in Europe was apparently pretty sh*tty too. How do you screw up He-Man? I don't get it.

That's pretty neat, I wouldn't want that to be THE game, but it'd be better than nothing, I guess.

Made by a fan, I gotta give him props for doing it all by himself.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 01:50 AM

I'm kind of embarrassed to say that I was already a teenager before I realized that The Sorceress was a f***in' Hottie. I'm usually quicker on the draw than that.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I'm kind of embarrassed to say that I was already a teenager before I realized that The Sorceress was a f***in' Hottie. I'm usually quicker on the draw than that.

Who, my first love? Yeah, she's alright

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:02 AM

I think I was poisoned by the fact that she was like 500 years old in the live-action movie.

Also, often distracted by She-Ra's "Skirt" which was really much more akin to a washcloth.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:09 AM

I never really loved She-ra or Tee-la. They both have a bit of "bitchy resting face".

but the outfits, yeah gold standard in "Christian children's programing" as Lou once said.

Yeah... so anyway, TMNT2: What if Casey Jones is Black? has to be the official title to the sequel, but read in a scolding, accusatory tone.

That or the name of my next band.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:14 AM

That'd be neat. My high school band was called "Unwanted Erection".

........We, uh, actually didn't get much farther than picking the name... BUT, we unanimously decided that it was a really awesome name. I wrote some lyrics for a song about pissing in the shower drain when you're staying over at someone else's house and the guilt/shame that go along with it, but we never actually set it to music.

So... I guess we kinda would've been sorta like Bloodhound Gang, maybe?

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I wrote some lyrics for a song about pissing in the shower drain when you're staying over at someone else's house and the guilt/shame that go along with it, but we never actually set it to music.

Is Sam still offering you those tickets? You should totally do a sleep-over.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:49 AM

OOOOOOF. Brutal.

Nah, that'd just be "An Exercise In The Form Of An Obsolete Endeavor".

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:01 AM

When it gets late, I get cranky.
I kid, of course.

I've been too rough on that guy. He is super nice, clearly.
I could ease up.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:11 AM

I got no beef other than the super-over-enthusiasm and the way he types too fast or whatever it is. It's nothing personal, but it's just really hard to read.

My new beef is people sticking $10 words in places they don't belong. It's maddening.

Leolead · 08-21-2014, 09:15 AM

He-man was lame as hell "by the power of gray skull!"... he's wasn't cool at all, I can't wait to see how Gray skull (movie) makes him a bad ass!

*Candy Kappa* · 08-21-2014, 09:53 AM

Masters of the Universe is an amazing property. A post-apocalyptic sword & sorcery setting on a distant planet. Where the inhabitants are scantly clad barbarians or wizards fighting for power and balance in the universe.

*plastroncafe* · 08-21-2014, 10:16 AM

And all while looking like they're from a Leather Daddy planet.
Yeah...sign me up.

*DarkFell* · 08-21-2014, 10:59 AM

I wouldn't care if the actor for Casey Jones was black in the next movie. All I care about is; can he get the attitude down like a pro? That would be about all I would care about.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Leolead

He-man was lame as hell "by the power of gray skull!"... he's wasn't cool at all, I can't wait to see how Gray skull (movie) makes him a bad ass!

Why would you say this? How old are you?
He-Man is absolutely a bad ass. Dude has a page boy haircut of bright yellow, wears wool underwear that he keeps up with a steel belt, and rides a giant talking tiger. And he makes it all look cool.

That's bad ass. Also the sky and plant life of Eternia is on giant psychedelic head trip.

But clearly you're trolling now. And I thought we were getting along so nicely.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:04 PM

He-Man really is/was so amazing. Him and his physically impossible/impractical magic sword. Seriously, just the shape of it alone ensures that the real thing would weigh like 87 lbs. Which is why good-quality replicas are insanely expensive which is why I still don't have one which is why there's no goddamn justice in the world!

Anyways, yeah, much as I love TMNT, ain't no way their world trumps He-Man's. The whole "Star Wars Meets Conan The Barbarian, In Fetish Gear" aesthetic is just to die for. Sentient robots and talking dragons?! Laser guns and swords and sorcery?! The hero can punch out a mountain?! The bad guy has a skull for a head?!? Can I sign up for this multiple times? I'm not sure I'm really loving all of this hard enough.

It's just like someone took every single awesome thing ever done in fiction and threw into a blender, then gave the hero a tanning bed just to put it way the hell over the top.

God Bless 'Em For It. I would have loved to have sat in on that pitch meeting. "Do we have to pick a genre? Can't we just, y'know, kinda do all of 'em?" "You, sir... are either a genius, or a madman..."

Ah, the '80s. (Wistful sigh). More or less the last time anyone ever had a good idea.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:12 PM

You know, it never crossed my mind before, but, what if the wooly briefs...aren't actually briefs?

Maybe on Eternia, the don't bother manscaping?

Maybe we're just seeing years of growth?

I know it's purple and all, but it could be under his tights...so....

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:22 PM

F*ck.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

So wrong on so many levels. Hahaha. Righteous.

arkangel · 08-21-2014, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

You know, it never crossed my mind before, but, what if the wooly briefs...aren't actually briefs?

Maybe on Eternia, the don't bother manscaping?

Maybe we're just seeing years of growth?

I know it's purple and all, but it could be under his tights...so....

Just blew coffee out my nose..

He would need a better He-Man name if that's the case. Like Banan-At-Arms or Fuzz-Off. Just make in a porn-parody and watch Leo's head implode.

08-21-2014, 09:15 AM	#352
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08-21-2014, 09:53 AM	#353
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08-21-2014, 01:47 AM	#341
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	He-Man needed more video games. I heard the GBA one was crummy (never played it) and the PS2 one that only released in Europe was apparently pretty sh*tty too. How do you screw up He-Man? I don't get it. That's pretty neat, I wouldn't want that to be THE game, but it'd be better than nothing, I guess.

08-21-2014, 01:50 AM	#343
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'm kind of embarrassed to say that I was already a teenager before I realized that The Sorceress was a f***in' Hottie. I'm usually quicker on the draw than that.

08-21-2014, 02:02 AM	#345
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I think I was poisoned by the fact that she was like 500 years old in the live-action movie. Also, often distracted by She-Ra's "Skirt" which was really much more akin to a washcloth.

08-21-2014, 02:09 AM	#346
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	I never really loved She-ra or Tee-la. They both have a bit of "bitchy resting face". but the outfits, yeah gold standard in "Christian children's programing" as Lou once said. Yeah... so anyway, TMNT2: What if Casey Jones is Black? has to be the official title to the sequel, but read in a scolding, accusatory tone. That or the name of my next band.

08-21-2014, 02:14 AM	#347
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That'd be neat. My high school band was called "Unwanted Erection". ........We, uh, actually didn't get much farther than picking the name... BUT, we unanimously decided that it was a really awesome name. I wrote some lyrics for a song about pissing in the shower drain when you're staying over at someone else's house and the guilt/shame that go along with it, but we never actually set it to music. So... I guess we kinda would've been sorta like Bloodhound Gang, maybe?

08-21-2014, 02:49 AM	#349
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	OOOOOOF. Brutal. Nah, that'd just be "An Exercise In The Form Of An Obsolete Endeavor".

08-21-2014, 03:01 AM	#350
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	When it gets late, I get cranky. I kid, of course. I've been too rough on that guy. He is super nice, clearly. I could ease up.

08-21-2014, 03:11 AM	#351
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I got no beef other than the super-over-enthusiasm and the way he types too fast or whatever it is. It's nothing personal, but it's just really hard to read. My new beef is people sticking $10 words in places they don't belong. It's maddening.

08-21-2014, 03:04 PM	#357
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	He-Man really is/was so amazing. Him and his physically impossible/impractical magic sword. Seriously, just the shape of it alone ensures that the real thing would weigh like 87 lbs. Which is why good-quality replicas are insanely expensive which is why I still don't have one which is why there's no goddamn justice in the world! Anyways, yeah, much as I love TMNT, ain't no way their world trumps He-Man's. The whole "Star Wars Meets Conan The Barbarian, In Fetish Gear" aesthetic is just to die for. Sentient robots and talking dragons?! Laser guns and swords and sorcery?! The hero can punch out a mountain?! The bad guy has a skull for a head?!? Can I sign up for this multiple times? I'm not sure I'm really loving all of this hard enough. It's just like someone took every single awesome thing ever done in fiction and threw into a blender, then gave the hero a tanning bed just to put it way the hell over the top. God Bless 'Em For It. I would have loved to have sat in on that pitch meeting. "Do we have to pick a genre? Can't we just, y'know, kinda do all of 'em?" "You, sir... are either a genius, or a madman..." Ah, the '80s. (Wistful sigh). More or less the last time anyone ever had a good idea.

08-21-2014, 03:12 PM	#358
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	You know, it never crossed my mind before, but, what if the wooly briefs...aren't actually briefs? Maybe on Eternia, the don't bother manscaping? Maybe we're just seeing years of growth? I know it's purple and all, but it could be under his tights...so....

08-21-2014, 03:22 PM	#359
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Fck.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!* So wrong on so many levels. Hahaha. Righteous.