Hypothetical: How would you handle the next reboot if we don't get a sequel?

[Lou 500]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

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Scrotum nose.


If I had the honor of orchestrating the next reboot, it would probably be Nolan-esque, but oblivious to the ludicrousness of its subject matter. The film, like the comic, narrates itself seriously despite it's audience knowing it's a parody. Wasn't this the reason for its success?

- The turtles would look more like RES than any other incarnation. They would have the stripes, the blotches on the plastron and the skin would be almost black in color - I know people would object to this but I think it would actually aid them as ninjas by being the same colour as the darkness they hide in. Most controversially, I would consider doing away with the headbands and let their head stripes be their "masks" as a homage to the comic where they all had red bandannas. They would also be short. Like, 5'1".

- The story would basically follow the comic and the film would open with the rooftop fight in the first mirage comic, the style even resembling the comic with a dark backdrop and muted colours save for the headbands/head stripes and blood. Think Sin City.

- The year would be set in 1984. (The same year the comic debuted)

- Splinter would be a mutated Hamato Yoshi.