Jokes about Nickelodeon and the breaks?

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 02-01-2017, 11:42 AM

Does anyone know any good and funny jokes about Nickelodeon and all the long breaks during the seasons, or maybe that episodes first aired in South Korea?

*Sabacooza* · 02-01-2017, 12:57 PM

If it's not late, it's not Nickelodeon.

*neatoman* · 02-01-2017, 01:06 PM

"Turtles show gets turtle paced release"
"I knew turtles were slow but this is ridiculous!"
"Turns out Pizza really does make you sluggish"
"Out of all the things Nick could have done like Mirage, why did it have to be the scheduling?"
"They killed Splinter again? Geez, way to drag an already slow show out by making most of two seasons pointless, huh?"

That's just what I could come up with off the top of my head, I had an idea about Koreans getting a show about Japanese ideas but I can't really come up with anything that works.

*Jephael* · 02-01-2017, 01:13 PM

"Geez, Teen Titans Go puts out episodes more frequently, and that series is infamous for depicting super heroes as moronic butt-monkeys!!!"

*lonewarrior20* · 02-01-2017, 01:14 PM

i haven't seen breaks like this since the original comic series came out.

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 02-11-2017, 06:00 AM

Will the Pioneer and Voyager unmanned spaceprobes reach the Andromeda Galaxy before season 5 ends?....

*neatoman* · 02-11-2017, 06:09 AM

What will happen first? A manned mission to Mars or the series finale?

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 02-11-2017, 06:22 AM

The year is 20 000 000 000 AD. The Sun has since long expanded to become a red giant star and later shrunk into a white dwarf star, leaving the Earth uninhabitable behind. Humans have since long built manned spacecraft to fly for a new home on an Earth-like rocky planet orbiting a younger star. The planet is called "Second Earth".

One day on Second Earth, the TV presenter says.
"-Hello everyone. Now over to the final season 5 episode of the 2012 Nickelodeon TMNT series!".

*snake* · 02-11-2017, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neatoman

"Out of all the things Nick could have done like Mirage, why did it have to be the scheduling?".

Hahaha, I like this.

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 02-11-2017, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snake

Hahaha, I like this.

Are you talking about when Mirage took breaks for years?

*oldmanwinters* · 02-11-2017, 08:33 AM

http://media.giphy.com/media/LXHJRRjnviw7e/giphy.gif

*victory_angel* · 02-11-2017, 02:00 PM

"Oh sure have a break when things are getting good."

Me when TMNT goes on break

Me when TMNT gets back from break

*Ninjinister* · 02-11-2017, 02:42 PM

These breaks last longer than my last relationship.

Dunno if that's sadder on my part or Nickelodeon's....

*Original TMNT Cartoon Fan* · 02-11-2017, 05:23 PM

Inside a classroom at school, during a geography lesson.

Schoolteacher (picks up an Earth-globe, showing the children): "-In October 1884, the Earth was divided into timezones, based on Greenwich in the UK. Does anyone know how many times after South Korea the USA is.
Schoolchild: Four Nickelodeon TMNT episodes.

*lonewarrior20* · 02-18-2017, 01:35 PM

if its true than even the dvd is released before they air.

DisKosh · 02-19-2017, 09:55 AM

I had time to read all the IDW series and a literary classic in the latest break!

That's not a joke (although Fall of Icarus by Ovid is pretty short which does take away some of the humour).

02-01-2017, 11:42 AM	#1
Original TMNT Cartoon Fan Overlord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 10,481	Jokes about Nickelodeon and the breaks? Does anyone know any good and funny jokes about Nickelodeon and all the long breaks during the seasons, or maybe that episodes first aired in South Korea? Last edited by Original TMNT Cartoon Fan; 02-01-2017 at 05:25 PM.

02-01-2017, 01:13 PM	#4
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	"Geez, Teen Titans Go puts out episodes more frequently, and that series is infamous for depicting super heroes as moronic butt-monkeys!!!" __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

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lonewarrior20 Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: pekin,IL Posts: 1,872	i haven't seen breaks like this since the original comic series came out. __________________ Join my Patreon to help production for my Tmnt/GIJoe fan-comic https://www.patreon.com/cw/lonewarrior20 "If the sun comes up tomorrow, it is only because of men of good will. That is all there is between us and the devil." Kenny O'Donnell https://www.deviantart.com/lonewarrior20 my fan comic/episodes of the lost season, weird ideas and my collection pics

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02-01-2017, 12:57 PM	#2
Sabacooza Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,994	If it's not late, it's not Nickelodeon.

02-11-2017, 06:22 AM	#8
Original TMNT Cartoon Fan Overlord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 10,481	The year is 20 000 000 000 AD. The Sun has since long expanded to become a red giant star and later shrunk into a white dwarf star, leaving the Earth uninhabitable behind. Humans have since long built manned spacecraft to fly for a new home on an Earth-like rocky planet orbiting a younger star. The planet is called "Second Earth". One day on Second Earth, the TV presenter says. "-Hello everyone. Now over to the final season 5 episode of the 2012 Nickelodeon TMNT series!".

02-11-2017, 02:00 PM	#12
victory_angel Foot Elite Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Ca Posts: 3,108	"Oh sure have a break when things are getting good." Me when TMNT goes on break Me when TMNT gets back from break __________________

02-11-2017, 02:42 PM	#13
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	These breaks last longer than my last relationship. Dunno if that's sadder on my part or Nickelodeon's.... __________________

02-11-2017, 05:23 PM	#14
Original TMNT Cartoon Fan Overlord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 10,481	Inside a classroom at school, during a geography lesson. Schoolteacher (picks up an Earth-globe, showing the children): "-In October 1884, the Earth was divided into timezones, based on Greenwich in the UK. Does anyone know how many times after South Korea the USA is. Schoolchild: Four Nickelodeon TMNT episodes.

02-18-2017, 01:35 PM	#15
lonewarrior20 Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: pekin,IL Posts: 1,872	if its true than even the dvd is released before they air. __________________ Join my Patreon to help production for my Tmnt/GIJoe fan-comic https://www.patreon.com/cw/lonewarrior20 "If the sun comes up tomorrow, it is only because of men of good will. That is all there is between us and the devil." Kenny O'Donnell https://www.deviantart.com/lonewarrior20 my fan comic/episodes of the lost season, weird ideas and my collection pics

02-19-2017, 09:55 AM	#16
DisKosh Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 245	I had time to read all the IDW series and a literary classic in the latest break! That's not a joke (although Fall of Icarus by Ovid is pretty short which does take away some of the humour).