My Idea

*Voltron* · 08-27-2003, 01:18 PM

I had an idea for a movie. I gave it a lot of thought, but most people said that it would never get anywhere.

Here's the story:

A theme park offers midgets a nice peice of land that they would live on. Everything would be scaled down, so they'd be normal height. They get everything absolutely free from the theme park, but the only catch is that "normal" people would be able to drive through and look at them on safari.

At first, all is well with the set up, until the normal people become hostile, and start persecuting the midgets. So the midgets take it to the theme park, who deny them the right to privacy as it is a breech of contract. So the midgets go to the Supreme Court who dismisses their case and laughs at them.

Enraged, the midgets subide from the union and wage war on the US. The midget armies devastate the "normal" forces, because the normal forces are only trained to kill people their height, so bullets whiz right over the midgets heads.

So the battle rages until the midgets reach Washington DC, and as they charge into the capitol, the average sized troops charge to defend their last strong hold. Right as the two armies collide, the whole movie will switch to a starving man with no hands, trying to make a sandwich. When he finally does, a sea gull will swoop down and steal it before he gets a bite.

Fade to black

Roll Credits.

Would anyone see this movie? I would. Maybe I'm just insane...

*cqb101* · 08-27-2003, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

I had an idea for a movie. I gave it a lot of thought, but most people said that it would never get anywhere.

Here's the story:

A theme park offers midgets a nice peice of land that they would live on. Everything would be scaled down, so they'd be normal height. They get everything absolutely free from the theme park, but the only catch is that "normal" people would be able to drive through and look at them on safari.

At first, all is well with the set up, until the normal people become hostile, and start persecuting the midgets. So the midgets take it to the theme park, who deny them the right to privacy as it is a breech of contract. So the midgets go to the Supreme Court who dismisses their case and laughs at them.

Enraged, the midgets subide from the union and wage war on the US. The midget armies devastate the "normal" forces, because the normal forces are only trained to kill people their height, so bullets whiz right over the midgets heads.

So the battle rages until the midgets reach Washington DC, and as they charge into the capitol, the average sized troops charge to defend their last strong hold. Right as the two armies collide, the whole movie will switch to a starving man with no hands, trying to make a sandwich. When he finally does, a sea gull will swoop down and steal it before he gets a bite.

Fade to black

Roll Credits.

Would anyone see this movie? I would. Maybe I'm just insane...

Bahahahahahahahaha! The last part is the best!

**Barkworm** · 08-27-2003, 01:39 PM

You should be nominated for the Academy Award man!

*damnhooligan* · 08-27-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

The midget armies devastate the "normal" forces, because the normal forces are only trained to kill people their height, so bullets whiz right over the midgets heads.

Ahahah! If that isn't a kick in the groin to the Army, I don't know what is! I read that part aloud to my hubby (SGT in the Army) and got a resounding "BULL ****!"

HA!

*Raven* · 08-27-2003, 02:20 PM

I would see that movie!

Raphaella · 08-27-2003, 04:44 PM

I'd be there to see that too, what an idea

**Karpo_007** · 08-27-2003, 04:49 PM

Im not sure I should think that is funny...

Donatello007 · 08-27-2003, 04:57 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA I am literally lmao!!!!!

ohhh it is so funny!!!!

*Skeletoncrew* · 08-27-2003, 04:57 PM

All I know is that you'd need Jerry Springer to be in that movie.

*Stone Ill* · 08-27-2003, 06:59 PM

[Edit: If I ever see a post like that from you again, you'll get a warning. --Krang]

Psycrow · 08-27-2003, 07:08 PM

That ending was pure gold man... hahahhaa.

*XERO* · 08-27-2003, 07:10 PM

Wee Man from Jackass should be the main character.

*Voltron* · 08-30-2003, 07:48 PM

You know, with the slew of tastless and utterly craptacular movies being made anymore, I'm not doubtful I could get this made!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 08-30-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

I had an idea for a movie. I gave it a lot of thought, but most people said that it would never get anywhere.

Knowing you, something tells me they're right...

*Voltron* · 08-31-2003, 12:22 PM

Ooooooo, good one Rez.

*Stone Ill* · 08-31-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone Ill

[Edit: If I ever see a post like that from you again, you'll get a warning. --Krang]

Ah crap..I forgot what I posted and I might make the same mistake again..ah...crap.

Oh well, I was in a weird mood that day.

EDIT:

Oh..yeah. It was that time I was "testing" out the censoring system..haha

*Voltron* · 08-31-2003, 02:13 PM

I was wondering what you said

~~Reznorite420~~ · 08-31-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

Ooooooo, good one Rez.

Better than that one

*Voltron* · 08-31-2003, 10:08 PM

Yeah, my retorts are notorious for being sub-par.

08-27-2003, 01:18 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	My Idea I had an idea for a movie. I gave it a lot of thought, but most people said that it would never get anywhere. Here's the story: A theme park offers midgets a nice peice of land that they would live on. Everything would be scaled down, so they'd be normal height. They get everything absolutely free from the theme park, but the only catch is that "normal" people would be able to drive through and look at them on safari. At first, all is well with the set up, until the normal people become hostile, and start persecuting the midgets. So the midgets take it to the theme park, who deny them the right to privacy as it is a breech of contract. So the midgets go to the Supreme Court who dismisses their case and laughs at them. Enraged, the midgets subide from the union and wage war on the US. The midget armies devastate the "normal" forces, because the normal forces are only trained to kill people their height, so bullets whiz right over the midgets heads. So the battle rages until the midgets reach Washington DC, and as they charge into the capitol, the average sized troops charge to defend their last strong hold. Right as the two armies collide, the whole movie will switch to a starving man with no hands, trying to make a sandwich. When he finally does, a sea gull will swoop down and steal it before he gets a bite. Fade to black Roll Credits. Would anyone see this movie? I would. Maybe I'm just insane...

08-27-2003, 01:39 PM	#3
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,757	You should be nominated for the Academy Award man! __________________ Make ****, not kill!

08-27-2003, 02:20 PM	#5
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	I would see that movie! __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

08-27-2003, 04:44 PM	#6
Raphaella Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England, building my own sewer system Posts: 403	I'd be there to see that too, what an idea __________________ "We came, we saw, we kicked their ASS!" - Ghostbusters message to UK channels : You SUCK ~ Mutant lover

08-27-2003, 04:57 PM	#8
Donatello007 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Putnam, CT Posts: 532	HAHAHAHAHAHA I am literally lmao!!!!! ohhh it is so funny!!!! __________________ myspace

08-27-2003, 04:49 PM	#7
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	Im not sure I should think that is funny...

08-27-2003, 04:57 PM	#9
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	All I know is that you'd need Jerry Springer to be in that movie. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

08-27-2003, 06:59 PM	#10
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	[Edit: If I ever see a post like that from you again, you'll get a warning. --Krang]

08-27-2003, 07:08 PM	#11
Psycrow Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 435	That ending was pure gold man... hahahhaa. __________________ "Before you criticize others you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes."

08-27-2003, 07:10 PM	#12
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Wee Man from Jackass should be the main character. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

08-30-2003, 07:48 PM	#13
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	You know, with the slew of tastless and utterly craptacular movies being made anymore, I'm not doubtful I could get this made!

08-31-2003, 12:22 PM	#15
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Ooooooo, good one Rez.

08-31-2003, 02:13 PM	#17
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I was wondering what you said

08-31-2003, 10:08 PM	#19
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Yeah, my retorts are notorious for being sub-par.