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[Leo656]

Originally Posted by Mayhem

We don’t get Koolaid here

Jesus, no wonder you people are so crochety and uptight. You've never had a giant pitcher-man smash through your living room wall and pour ultra-sweetened fruit drink out of his head.

It's jarring the first time but you get used to it. Turns out there's a whole separate insurance form and everything but the government takes care of most of it. If you get two "visits" from Kool-Aid Man in one year, they actually give YOU money for being such a good sport about it.

It's fun, it's like a more-destructive and fruity-flavored Christmas morning. You guys are deprived over there.