RIP Chuck Norris

*Anarchistguy* · 03-20-2026, 09:49 AM

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/

*Coola Yagami* · 03-20-2026, 10:11 AM

The grim reaper swallows hard. This is his problem now.

**Barkworm** · 03-20-2026, 10:29 AM

The last thing I saw of him was years ago when he and his wife posted this completely loco anti-Obama video.

*triplexxx* · 03-20-2026, 10:49 AM

A long and very active life he had, up to the very end. He will be remembered by fans and fellow action stars fondly. Rest well Chuck Norris.

*IndigoErth* · 03-20-2026, 11:56 AM

Dang, death actually won.

Wild to think his own mom died only 15 months ago at 103.

Stu_Padasso · 03-20-2026, 12:33 PM

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he was bored with life so he went on a road trip in the afterlife.

Rest In Power, Chuck.

*oldmanwinters* · 03-20-2026, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

https://imgur.com/gallery/this-is-ul...estiny-PLw4mhd

*IndigoErth* · 03-20-2026, 01:48 PM

Read something that said he didn't die, the Earth itself moved to a lower plane of existence.

*Prowler* · 03-20-2026, 02:43 PM

His death is bringing back all of those Chuck Norris jokes that were funny about 20 years ago.

Anyway, RIP. When Chuck Norris himself cannot survive 2026, what chance do we have?!

*Andrew NDB* · 03-20-2026, 02:57 PM

What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.

*Mayhem* · 03-21-2026, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

What happened to him? I read a couple days ago he was being rushed to the hospital.

They haven’t said, I suspect heart attack as it was noted it was sudden

*Coola Yagami* · 03-21-2026, 09:18 AM

eh the usual suspects are celebrating his death due to his political beliefs and supposed homophobia.

I hate people.

*CyberCubed* · 03-21-2026, 10:48 AM

He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

Mad Dog McMutt · 03-21-2026, 05:48 PM

Chuck Norris didn't die, death Chuck Norrised.

*ZariusTwo* · 03-22-2026, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

I only have ever experienced Chuck through the memes, Conan's Walker Lever, the Karate Kommandos cartoon reruns, the Walker reunion TV Movie, and The Expendables II cameo, I don't think I've ever seen a Norris b-movie straight through.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-22-2026, 04:13 AM

He was a little bit before my time as well. I remember my dad showing me him in the Missing in Action movies a little bit, faintly, but as I hit my teens he wasn't really making movies like that anymore. I did see him in "Sidekicks," and then he was pretty much gone beyond "Walker: Texas Ranger," which I never saw. Then the Chuck Norris memes started, and he showed up in Expendables 2 (notably in an appearance that seemed pretty clear they only had him for one day... he interacts with the cast in only one shot and everything else is him up in the rafters shooting people alone).

03-20-2026, 09:49 AM	#1
Anarchistguy Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada (This country is too peaceful, Something's up...) Posts: 2,137	RIP Chuck Norris https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/ __________________ M.D.K. Maim! Destroy! Kill!!! "When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, so those who don't like me can kiss my ass!"

03-20-2026, 10:11 AM	#2
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,711	The grim reaper swallows hard. This is his problem now. __________________ "I was down with TMNT once, but then they changed what TMNT was. Now what I was down with is no longer TMNT and what TMNT now is seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to YOU." Check out my blog for Comic Reviews and other things. https://markepicblogofrandomness.blogspot.com/ I also started The AEW Crew, the All Elite Wrestling Fan Club! https://www.facebook.com/groups/637508120044168/

03-20-2026, 10:29 AM	#3
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,759	The last thing I saw of him was years ago when he and his wife posted this completely loco anti-Obama video. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

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03-20-2026, 10:49 AM	#4
triplexxx Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,818	A long and very active life he had, up to the very end. He will be remembered by fans and fellow action stars fondly. Rest well Chuck Norris.

03-20-2026, 11:56 AM	#5
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	Dang, death actually won. Wild to think his own mom died only 15 months ago at 103.

03-20-2026, 01:48 PM	#8
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	Read something that said he didn't die, the Earth itself moved to a lower plane of existence.

03-21-2026, 09:18 AM	#12
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,711	eh the usual suspects are celebrating his death due to his political beliefs and supposed homophobia. I hate people. __________________ "I was down with TMNT once, but then they changed what TMNT was. Now what I was down with is no longer TMNT and what TMNT now is seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to YOU." Check out my blog for Comic Reviews and other things. https://markepicblogofrandomness.blogspot.com/ I also started The AEW Crew, the All Elite Wrestling Fan Club! https://www.facebook.com/groups/637508120044168/

03-21-2026, 10:48 AM	#13
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,881	He was before my time, I don't think I ever watched a single thing he was in. What's weird is because I have seen many Clint Eastwood movies, but never anything from him.

03-21-2026, 05:48 PM	#14
Mad Dog McMutt Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2021 Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 707	Chuck Norris didn't die, death Chuck Norrised.

03-22-2026, 04:13 AM	#16
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,560	He was a little bit before my time as well. I remember my dad showing me him in the Missing in Action movies a little bit, faintly, but as I hit my teens he wasn't really making movies like that anymore. I did see him in "Sidekicks," and then he was pretty much gone beyond "Walker: Texas Ranger," which I never saw. Then the Chuck Norris memes started, and he showed up in Expendables 2 (notably in an appearance that seemed pretty clear they only had him for one day... he interacts with the cast in only one shot and everything else is him up in the rafters shooting people alone).