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It'd be like being a kid, building your favorite action figure limb by limb... then when you're done building it, your parents take it away immediately. Quote:
The Dark Knight Rises has a ton of flaws, but only really on a fundamental level. Like, this is NOT the movie we should be getting this early. We're missing one, maybe two Batman movies in the middle here. But I really like what they did with Bane and Talia, overall. I'd have much preferred Bane to actually take venom and it be a supersteroid, though, of course. Last edited by Andrew NDB; 02-25-2026 at 11:15 AM. |
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I'm assuming Batman retired because it was easier than running from the cops all the time and there no major costumed freaks terrorizing the city after the Joker was locked up. Sure in the comics that never stopped him, but I guess they wanted to play this super-grounded where a 'real-life' Batman could only function for a few years before being caught, killed or too many injuries and age would catch up to him. I mean the combination of constantly getting beat up as well as the workout regimen to stay in Batman shape would wear and tear the body over the years, which is a fact that the comics choose to either ignore, or not have it affect him to the point where he really would have to hang up the cape. This movie and the Black Panther sequels were examples of when an actor playing a character dying in real life hijack the following movies when recasting would have solved everything.
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It was especially lame how they portrayed him as all beat up and crippled, despite there being no sign of this in TDK. Even if they just had some exposition in there how he fought crime while running from the police for like 5 years after TDK and has been retired for the last 3 years, that would have went a long way.
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I have only seen it once but wasn‘t the part about him being crippled super inconsequential? That one doctor tells him that his knee is completely ****ed up, then he just puts on some high tech prosthesis thing and he is fine. Later, they just re-locate his vertebrae after Bane breaks his spine? That‘s not how it works lol
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Yes, the initial issue is handwaved away. Then the broken back is too easily overcome.
I know the movies aren’t ever going to be the comics, and they were wrapping up a trilogy but… Bane breaking his back should be the climax of a movie, then there should be a whole movie of Bruce healing while someone else (doesn’t necessarily have to be Jean-Paul Valley) functions as Batman, then a whole movie dedicated to the triumphant return. |
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I'm a Spidey fan but the thing that got me the most excited was Keith Flippin' David...
Not sure who he's playing but....KEITH DAVID!
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I'm not interested in this kind of movies and I think the last Marvel movie I whatched was the first Avengers.. but this looks good and full of interesting stuff. Peter being depressed and alienated, the Punisher, the Hand (still no Daredevil?), Bruce Banner studying some strange mutation in Peter's body and maybe Jean Grey! This movie is dense! Of all the Spider-Man movies with Tom Holland this is the first one that actually looks like a Spider-Man movie to me. Also, nice homage to the Amazing Fantasy cover.
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Cautiously optimistic. I’m just so burned on MCU Spider-Man and while there does seem to be some positive changes, I just can’t get hyped until I see it. Admittedly it’s hard not to compare to the Raimi films which just feels like a different breed of movie. Prefer one or the other, but they’re just made so differently and I’m not sure this type of Spider-Man movie will deliver what I’m looking for.
But again, cautiously optimistic. I’m pretty sure I’ll like this more than the last two, which is something. |
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How much you want to bet him studying that leads Bruce Banner to become the Savage Hulk?
Also... that IS The Hand, right? It has to be. And the REAL Hand from Daredevil season 2, not the FAKE diverse group of white thugs calling themselves The Hand in Defenders. Last edited by Andrew NDB; 03-18-2026 at 02:08 PM. |
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I enjoyed the trailer that quit your whimpering bit with punisher shooting spidey onto the tank was my favorite. Scorpion and the hand look cool too
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Is the secret main villain The Jackal?
https://comicbookmovie.com/spider_ma...lained-a226954 -Neogenic Nightmare -The Other -The Clone Saga -Brand New Day PICK ONE! |
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I’m 100% here for any 90’s era Spidey material. Mostly bc we’ve had so many Spidey movies at this point. It’s time for something fresh. But also this version of Spidey already sort of went off the rails in a sense so it’s a good opportunity. Doesn’t hurt that I’m nostalgic for the 90s. Clone Saga issues were some of my earliest comics.
I mean they’ve already taken inspiration from One More Day and Brand New Day so they clearly aren’t shy about controversial comic storylines. So yes, bring on Jackal. Let’s see an actual Scarlet Spider. And 10 years from now I want you to tell me the Peter I’ve been following for 5 years is a clone. Let’s get nuts. |
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I'm interested in this one.
But it looks like a "fun Spider-Man romp" as opposed to any "definitive lynchpin movie". Which is fine. |
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Although him being hung up on MJ and Ned 4 years later feels tedious. I was hoping they wouldn’t get any more than a short scene in this one, but it looks like they’re a major plot point. |
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It's about time they introduce the new Gwen Stacy.
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Why?
She's boring as f*ck. The only memorable thing she ever does is die. And we've seen that already. The other memorable thing was she got knocked up the Green Goblin, which they kept canon for nearly 20 years before undoing it and made her boring again. The only reason she worked in Garfield's movies was because they lifted all her character traits from Bendis' Ultimate MJ. And Spider-Gwen only ever got over in the animated movies, and hasn't sustained a book consistently in half a decade. |
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