FLYING SHARK vs. FLYING CROCODILE!!!!!!

*Wes* · 03-25-2004, 05:14 PM

Okay, so there's this thing going on currently on Adult Swim about who would win in a battle between a flying shark and a flying crocodile. Just curious to hear what you all have to say on the matter.

I cast my lot with the crocodile -- given the pictures on Adult Swim, the crocodile's anthropomorphic in more ways than one, like Leatherhead with feathered wings. The shark, on the other hand, has a jetpack and some muscular arms, but that's about it, so I imagine the croc would have the advantage because he could bring the pain with three more appendages. Plus someone on the Adult Swim boards pointed out that sharks can't breathe out of water, so that also puts the shark at a disadvantage. And here's another fact for you: sharks can't stop moving, because if they do they die. So really all the crocodile has to do is get him in a bear hug or something and it's ooooover.

Your thoughts?

*raphael_is_cool* · 03-25-2004, 05:18 PM

The reason a shark can't stop moving is because it'd sink to the bottom of the ocean I believe...so no worries there

But I reckon considering the size of an alligator's jaws and how quick they can move them he'd be in with a good chance up close

But I've never heard of adult swim or whatever so I have no idea

*Brodie* · 03-25-2004, 05:19 PM

No, it can't stop moving because then it wouldn't be able to breathe.

*Wes* · 03-25-2004, 05:25 PM

Yeah, but if it's out of water it probably can't breathe anyway...unless it can breathe out of water, in which case maybe it could stop moving and still be okay. If not, the croc's still got this one in the bag.

And Adult Swim is just the "adult" cartoon lineup on Cartoon Network. Doesn't really affect the question itself in any way.

*That Matt Guy* · 03-25-2004, 05:25 PM

I fail to see the humor in this.

愛 · 03-25-2004, 05:37 PM

Sharks are sweet. Shark win. Story.

Hyper Metal Sonic · 03-25-2004, 05:45 PM

The shark can't breathe out of water....

But DAMN he's got a jetpack...

Shreddette · 03-25-2004, 06:19 PM

So wait wait... if a shark dies if it stops moving, how does it sleep??

I though croc right away anyways. It can do things out of water as well as on land.

Meeko · 03-25-2004, 06:21 PM

Crocodile since it would just bite the sharks head off

**Kali** · 03-25-2004, 08:39 PM

Dude, I just watched that Croc vs. Shark thing on Discovery channel. But this is a whole new ball game, but I gotta vote for my reptilian friend.

**GK Punk** · 03-25-2004, 09:59 PM

Oh easily gotta give this one to... (Oh come on you had to of seen this coming) Rob Van Dam.

*Raven* · 03-25-2004, 10:01 PM

im gonna go with the shark.

WrestlingTurtlesFan4Life · 03-25-2004, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grunger Kittie

Oh easily gotta give this one to... (Oh come on you had to of seen this coming) Rob Van Dam.

Yeah. I'm with you GK. Rob Van Dam would kick both their butts! just one 5-Star Frog Splash for both of them and it's over!

LAXtitan99 · 03-25-2004, 10:44 PM

Kail...i missed the end of the discovery thing...which won that?

My vote is the shark...hundreds of serrated teeth...mmmmm

*Mars-Chan* · 03-26-2004, 09:38 AM

*hums "Jaws" theme* There's my vote right there!

*Dr. Doom* · 03-26-2004, 09:58 AM

**** yeah, flying crocodile.

**Kali** · 03-26-2004, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAXtitan99

Kail...i missed the end of the discovery thing...which won that?

Shark, but it lost a dorsal fin and got a mangled snout in the process. Eventually, the croc's need for air did it in, and while it surfaced the shark came up from under it.

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-26-2004, 01:23 PM

It would seem that great white sharks are fully capable of becoming airborn without wings.

Meira-Bates · 03-26-2004, 01:36 PM

*thinks of Hammer Head from the Maxx when she reads this* "Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood" X.x I say Shark

Tigershard · 03-26-2004, 01:36 PM

I cast my vote for the croc, but he has to be careful, I know many a woman who would make shoes or a hand bag out of him...

View Poll Results: In a battle between a FLYING SHARK and a FLYING CROCODILE, WHO WOULD WIN?!?!?!?!?
Flying Shark	7	38.89%
Flying Crocodile	11	61.11%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

03-25-2004, 05:14 PM	#1
Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	FLYING SHARK vs. FLYING CROCODILE!!!!!! Okay, so there's this thing going on currently on Adult Swim about who would win in a battle between a flying shark and a flying crocodile. Just curious to hear what you all have to say on the matter. I cast my lot with the crocodile -- given the pictures on Adult Swim, the crocodile's anthropomorphic in more ways than one, like Leatherhead with feathered wings. The shark, on the other hand, has a jetpack and some muscular arms, but that's about it, so I imagine the croc would have the advantage because he could bring the pain with three more appendages. Plus someone on the Adult Swim boards pointed out that sharks can't breathe out of water, so that also puts the shark at a disadvantage. And here's another fact for you: sharks can't stop moving, because if they do they die. So really all the crocodile has to do is get him in a bear hug or something and it's ooooover. Your thoughts? __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

03-25-2004, 05:19 PM	#3
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	No, it can't stop moving because then it wouldn't be able to breathe. __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-25-2004, 05:25 PM	#4
Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	Yeah, but if it's out of water it probably can't breathe anyway...unless it can breathe out of water, in which case maybe it could stop moving and still be okay. If not, the croc's still got this one in the bag. And Adult Swim is just the "adult" cartoon lineup on Cartoon Network. Doesn't really affect the question itself in any way. __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

03-25-2004, 06:21 PM	#9
Meeko Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 456	Crocodile since it would just bite the sharks head off __________________ Absolutely not a signature.

03-25-2004, 05:18 PM	#2
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	The reason a shark can't stop moving is because it'd sink to the bottom of the ocean I believe...so no worries there But I reckon considering the size of an alligator's jaws and how quick they can move them he'd be in with a good chance up close But I've never heard of adult swim or whatever so I have no idea

03-25-2004, 05:25 PM	#5
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I fail to see the humor in this.

03-25-2004, 05:37 PM	#6
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Sharks are sweet. Shark win. Story.

03-25-2004, 05:45 PM	#7
Hyper Metal Sonic Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeastern Louisiana Posts: 786	The shark can't breathe out of water.... But DAMN he's got a jetpack...

03-25-2004, 06:19 PM	#8
Shreddette Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chained to Shredders Bed Posts: 402	So wait wait... if a shark dies if it stops moving, how does it sleep?? I though croc right away anyways. It can do things out of water as well as on land.

03-25-2004, 08:39 PM	#10
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Dude, I just watched that Croc vs. Shark thing on Discovery channel. But this is a whole new ball game, but I gotta vote for my reptilian friend.

03-25-2004, 09:59 PM	#11
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Oh easily gotta give this one to... (Oh come on you had to of seen this coming) Rob Van Dam.

03-25-2004, 10:01 PM	#12
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	im gonna go with the shark. __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

03-25-2004, 10:44 PM	#14
LAXtitan99 Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Clemson, SC - Franklin Lakes, NJ Posts: 284	Kail...i missed the end of the discovery thing...which won that? My vote is the shark...hundreds of serrated teeth...mmmmm

03-26-2004, 09:38 AM	#15
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	hums "Jaws"* theme* There's my vote right there! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

03-26-2004, 09:58 AM	#16
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	** yeah, flying crocodile. __________________ I love you, Pickle.**

03-26-2004, 01:23 PM	#18
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	It would seem that great white sharks are fully capable of becoming airborn without wings. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-26-2004, 01:36 PM	#19
Meira-Bates Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2003 Location: an abandoned wearhouse Posts: 1,057	thinks of Hammer Head from the Maxx when she reads this "Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood" X.x I say Shark __________________ I'm also the winner of the award for being least likely to receive an award! O.o

03-26-2004, 01:36 PM	#20
Tigershard Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 469	I cast my vote for the croc, but he has to be careful, I know many a woman who would make shoes or a hand bag out of him...