Hell's Day

*Katie* · 06-05-2006, 11:26 AM

6-6-6 Party In Hell
June 5, 2006 10:15 a.m. EST

Richard Rittierodt - All Headline News Contributor
Hell, Michigan (AHN) - With Tuesday being June 6, 2006, one town in Michigan is ready to heat it all up with a celebration.

Even the town's mayor, John Colone, is all fired up for the event.

Colone says, "I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it. Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

There will be live entertainment and a costume contest planned for the festivities. The children's play area shall have the Gates of Hell installed for the event.

While talking about the gates, Colone said, "They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head."

However, not all of the residents in Hell, are enthused by the festivities.

72-year-old resident Jason Leteff says, "Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party."

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I also heard they were selling 1ft by 1ft square plots of Hell for $6.66. you get a little plaque showing you own a piece of Hell.

Maybe I should reserve my space now and save time later.

Space Lieutenant Josh · 06-05-2006, 12:14 PM

Yeah, knowing Hell it probably takes an eternity just to rent a space... and I'll bet the prices are through the roof. Might as well get your hands on it while it's still hot.

*KROW* · 06-05-2006, 04:20 PM

If Tenacious D shows up, I'm there.

*Sewer Bull* · 06-05-2006, 04:43 PM

OMG. The Beast itself is going to descend tomorrow!

**GK Punk** · 06-05-2006, 06:43 PM

What's that? I can't hear you I'm too busy listening to Iron Maiden and punching emo kids in the face.

*Dr. Doom* · 06-05-2006, 06:47 PM

I'm impressed with how well you can type while punching yourself in the face.

EDIT: Ok, ok........he's not a kid. =P

**GK Punk** · 06-05-2006, 06:53 PM

I'm not in to emo either

*Hannah* · 06-05-2006, 06:59 PM

Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06?

**GK Punk** · 06-05-2006, 07:03 PM

Just realized people may not have got my joke.

Space Lieutenant Josh · 06-05-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alice.ever.falling.

Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06?

I think Satan would take any chance he could to rise from Hell and take over the world. I really doubt he'd pay any attention to technicalities.

*cowabunga14* · 06-05-2006, 10:18 PM

I know somebody at my school who has a birthday on this day. Somebody said it was gonna be a crazy day for 'em, but no one knows how it'll really work out. I'd say that person's lucky to have their birthday on 6-6-06 cuz that day only happens once a century.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 06-05-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittie february6

Just realized people may not have got my joke.

I want to play too.

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 06-05-2006, 10:28 PM

F*ck the freaks (I'm not talking about you guys). This is a bunch of weird bullsh*t.

Just wanted to post what I think about this sh*t. I won't be posting in this topic again.

06-05-2006, 11:26 AM	#1
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	Hell's Day 6-6-6 Party In Hell June 5, 2006 10:15 a.m. EST Richard Rittierodt - All Headline News Contributor Hell, Michigan (AHN) - With Tuesday being June 6, 2006, one town in Michigan is ready to heat it all up with a celebration. Even the town's mayor, John Colone, is all fired up for the event. Colone says, "I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it. Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell." There will be live entertainment and a costume contest planned for the festivities. The children's play area shall have the Gates of Hell installed for the event. While talking about the gates, Colone said, "They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head." However, not all of the residents in Hell, are enthused by the festivities. 72-year-old resident Jason Leteff says, "Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I also heard they were selling 1ft by 1ft square plots of Hell for $6.66. you get a little plaque showing you own a piece of Hell. Maybe I should reserve my space now and save time later. __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

06-05-2006, 04:20 PM	#3
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	If Tenacious D shows up, I'm there. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

06-05-2006, 04:43 PM	#4
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	OMG. The Beast itself is going to descend tomorrow! __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

06-05-2006, 06:47 PM	#6
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I'm impressed with how well you can type while punching yourself in the face. EDIT: Ok, ok........he's not a kid. =P __________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-05-2006, 06:59 PM	#8
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06? __________________

06-05-2006, 12:14 PM	#2
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Yeah, knowing Hell it probably takes an eternity just to rent a space... and I'll bet the prices are through the roof. Might as well get your hands on it while it's still hot.

06-05-2006, 06:43 PM	#5
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	What's that? I can't hear you I'm too busy listening to Iron Maiden and punching emo kids in the face.

06-05-2006, 06:53 PM	#7
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	I'm not in to emo either

06-05-2006, 07:03 PM	#9
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Just realized people may not have got my joke.

06-05-2006, 10:18 PM	#11
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	I know somebody at my school who has a birthday on this day. Somebody said it was gonna be a crazy day for 'em, but no one knows how it'll really work out. I'd say that person's lucky to have their birthday on 6-6-06 cuz that day only happens once a century. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

06-05-2006, 10:28 PM	#13
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Fck the freaks (I'm not talking about you guys). This is a bunch of weird bullsht. Just wanted to post what I think about this sh*t. I won't be posting in this topic again.