Worst Video Game Quotes

*ZariusTwo* · 03-27-2007, 12:33 AM

1. Anything said in Last Alert
2. Anything said in Resident Evil
3. "Doctor Wowee" (Megaman 8)
4. Quite possibly, the last thing you ever want to say in a Shoot 'em Up (Vampire Night)
5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

**Barkworm** · 03-27-2007, 02:26 AM

90% of Symphony of the Night.

Ra · 03-27-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

4. Quite possibly, the last thing you ever want to say in a Shoot 'em Up (Vampire Night)

Oh god, that one had me in stitches.

That is indeed pretty horrible.

The worst one I have heard/seen while playing a game (and running the risk of looking like a Kingdom Hearts fan girl

) is "We totally owned you, lamers!", said by Seifer from Kingdom Hearts II. I do believe that one speaks for itself.

But if we are talking about the worst one that we have seen to the point that it is funny?

"Congratulation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" --Ending of Ghostbusters for NES.

*Cure* · 03-27-2007, 10:18 AM

I'll have to go with the classic "All your base are belong to us".

Peanut · 03-27-2007, 10:22 AM

"Metal Gear?"

And every single line from Final Fantasy X.

*Cure* · 03-27-2007, 10:26 AM

Yeah, them too.

But yo, what happened to your 360 gamertag thing?

Peanut · 03-27-2007, 10:29 AM

Xbox Live is down for maintenance this afternoon, so my Gamercard data can't be used.

愛 · 03-27-2007, 10:31 AM

Every line from Final Fantasy X is right. Awful dialog. Final Fantasy XII, as well.

Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

Peanut · 03-27-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ai

Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

Yeah, he has some truly horrific lines. A lot of stuff said in Twilight Princess was pretty bad.

*Spitfire* · 03-27-2007, 11:26 AM

From Devil May Cry sadly

"I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!" Ugh that was so horrible.

Peanut · 03-27-2007, 11:33 AM

That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game.

"I've covered wars, you know!"

Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

*Spitfire* · 03-27-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game.

"I've covered wars, you know!"

Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

Amen to that, who ever decided using porn stars in the first RE game was really thinking outside the box wasn't he? He turned it into a joke, it was bad enough back then now it's like watching a movie so bad the only reason you do is to laugh at it.

"You almost became a Jill Sandwich!"

They must have let the porn stars write their old lines to.

*Mecha Cow* · 03-27-2007, 12:02 PM

DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

All Your Base, of course. And while it's not a quote per se, I'd also like to nominate the 'laughing' scene from Final Fantasy X. If you've played the game, you know what I'm talking about. Christ, that was painful.

*That Matt Guy* · 03-27-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

THANK YOU........ WONDER MAN! OK, GO!

*Brodie* · 03-27-2007, 10:07 PM

Anything said in Contra Neo.

**GK Punk** · 03-27-2007, 11:24 PM

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU

Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

MrOldSchool · 03-28-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

Let's not forget this one:

"You can't escape!" "YOU will be the one escaping!"

And of course, there's also the intro to the Mega Drive version of Zero Wing.

*That Matt Guy* · 03-28-2007, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Michi heavenly6

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU

Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

Ra · 03-28-2007, 05:32 AM

....................................

Can anyone confirm this one?

**GK Punk** · 03-28-2007, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Strange

You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

"The night is still young. Let us go out for Pleasure."

It's so ironic that I just dug that game out last week.

03-27-2007, 12:33 AM	#1
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Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,759	90% of Symphony of the Night. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

03-27-2007, 10:18 AM	#4
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	I'll have to go with the classic "All your base are belong to us". __________________

03-27-2007, 10:26 AM	#6
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	Yeah, them too. But yo, what happened to your 360 gamertag thing? __________________

03-27-2007, 11:26 AM	#10
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	From Devil May Cry sadly "I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!" Ugh that was so horrible. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

03-27-2007, 10:22 AM	#5
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	"Metal Gear?" And every single line from Final Fantasy X.

03-27-2007, 10:29 AM	#7
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Xbox Live is down for maintenance this afternoon, so my Gamercard data can't be used.

03-27-2007, 10:31 AM	#8
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Every line from Final Fantasy X is right. Awful dialog. Final Fantasy XII, as well. Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

03-27-2007, 11:33 AM	#11
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game. "I've covered wars, you know!" Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

03-27-2007, 12:02 PM	#13
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD All Your Base, of course. And while it's not a quote per se, I'd also like to nominate the 'laughing' scene from Final Fantasy X. If you've played the game, you know what I'm talking about. Christ, that was painful. __________________

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Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Anything said in Contra Neo. __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-27-2007, 11:24 PM	#16
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

03-28-2007, 05:32 AM	#19
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	.................................... Can anyone confirm this one? __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."