Worst Video Game Quotes - Page 2

愛 · 03-28-2007, 08:49 AM

"Wait a moment. You seem human, and yet....what do you here?"

"..........I've come to destroy this castle."

"Then we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you?"

The dialog for this game is so bad, it's hilarious.

**Barkworm** · 03-28-2007, 11:52 AM

Think you I would forget such a thing? NO!

**Krang** · 03-29-2007, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

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Can anyone confirm this one?

Yes, that's an actual quote from Fatal Fury Special. Although I am a big fan of SNK's fighting games, I have to admit that their English dialog was pretty strange at times. Here's another:

**GK Punk** · 03-29-2007, 03:29 AM

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

Ra · 03-29-2007, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krang

Yes, that's an actual quote from Fatal Fury Special. Although I am a big fan of SNK's fighting games, I have to admit that their English dialog was pretty strange at times. Here's another:

Thanks for clearing that up for me Krang! I just had to make sure...

Oh, and that "Wubba Wubba" quote? Hilarious

**Krang** · 03-29-2007, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michi heavenly6

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

This page has a few more, plus a bunch from other games. And I almost forgot about this site!

**GK Punk** · 03-29-2007, 05:20 AM

Those sites are gold

YOU NOW POSSESS DRACULA'S RIB

Hey Krauser, you take that bus, you gonna get there. Think about it.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 03-29-2007, 05:52 AM

I Am Error.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-05-2007, 09:20 PM

"My Emperor! I've Failed YouuuuuuuUUU!!!" BOOM!
-Random Grunt, Star Fox 64

"Duuuh, Who Put the lights out?"
-Random Ninja Turtle

"Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup! Mua-ha-ha-ha"
-The Shredder

"You Must Defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
-Ryu

"Why do we fight Bass. We should be friends!"
-Mega Man

"Link checked the chest. Wow. It's a nice chest."
-Link's Awakening

"Hello, this is bucket mouse. Oh wait, this is the wrong number."
-Link's Awakening

and the motherload...

"Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear?!?"
-Omochao

"I'm afraid of heights; put me down!"
-Omochao

"Ahhh, that was scawey"
-Omochao

"I'm only here to help you , ya' know"
-Omochao

I'm not going to help you anymore.
-Omochao

"Hi, I'm professor Omochao!"
-Professor Omochao

"Step on panel 1, it will take you to panels 2, and 3. If you don't jump when you land on a panel, you will fall."
-Wierd floaty energy ball/Tikal, Sonic Adventure.

*Spitfire* · 04-05-2007, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai

"Wait a moment. You seem human, and yet....what do you here?"

"..........I've come to destroy this castle."

"Then we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you?"

The dialog for this game is so bad, it's hilarious.

No kidding I watched my roommate beat it last night. The voice acting makes it even worse.

Scavenger · 04-06-2007, 05:27 AM

- All the quotes from Star Fox 64 ( http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223 )

- Zone of the Enders The 2nd Runner
Dingo: "Even if you're BAHRAM, that's too rough."
Ken: "It sure is."

- Mega Man X6
"ZELLLLOOO!!! JUZDIE ZELLLOOO!!!"
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!"

-True Crime Streets of LA
Girl: "Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Nick: "No, I'm just happy to see you."

*Aelia* · 04-06-2007, 08:15 AM

Oh boy, this will be fun.

- "Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors?" - Ryo Hazuki, Shenmue. (Oh, you guys saw this coming from miles away.)

- "I FEEL ASLEEP!" - Some random guard, Metal Gear. (This guy is my hero.)

- "COME WITH ME TO HEEEEELLLL!" - Cervantes, Soul Calibur 2 (Erm. No thanks dude.)

- "N.G!" - Announcer, Dance Dance Revolution. (Oh god, my legs.)

- "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" - Toad, Super Mario Brothers. (SONUVA-)

- "Ugh. You're definitely not my type." - Cassandra, Soul Calibur 2. (One of the top ten things you DON'T want to say in battle.)

*Voltron* · 04-06-2007, 10:16 AM

Shen Mue was what did it for me.

"I'm looking for some sailors."

"I need to know where sailors hang out."

"I'm looking for a man named Charlie. He wears shades and. . . he has a tattoo."

I'd assume the whole town would peg him for a budding homosexual if they all weren't sharing half a brain!

Or how about when he drinks a can of soda? What the hell is that?

*GLIK GLIK GLIK* "HOOOOOooooouahhhhh" *GLIK GLIK GLIK* "Ahhh. . . good."

Does he really need to state it out loud? Is he just reinforcing the idea that the soda tasted good? How did he make it to highschool without drowning while brushing his teeth? It's insanity.

The dialogue is so clunky and awkward that I'm actually afraid to go to Japan. They all talk to each other like retarded bizarros, apparently.

Ryo-"I must avenge my father. He was killed by a man driving a black car."
Everyone in the damn game-"No, I don't remember any malicious black cars. There was one that almost ran me over yesterday, but that was really more of a navy blue, now that I think about it. Sorry, I can't help you."

That's what got me the most. Even though Lan Di's car almost ran over every dumbass in town, they still have to pause and search the bowels of their mind to remember! This happened hours ago! HOURS! There has to be something in the water that makes the entire population of Yamanose retarded in that game. There's no other explanation. NO. OTHER. EXPLANATION.

Seriously, I think "Shen Mue" translated from Chinese means "Eternal Dumbass." Sure, Ryo can throw down with the best of them, but he's ****ed out of his mind if he has to tie his shoe laces.

*cowabunga14* · 04-06-2007, 07:55 PM

I came up with a few from Mortal Kombat: Deception...

"Oh, this is gonna suck!"

[after punching Mokap who is wearing a motion capture costume] "Oh, my *balls*!"

"We are no demon! Surely you can sense that We are not of your kind."

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-06-2007, 10:09 PM

"Justice will prevail....just kidding!"
-Xianghua, Soul Caliber II

*Spitfire* · 04-06-2007, 10:13 PM

"You are the crazy at Castlevania!" Castilvania Lament Of Innocence

*Cure* · 04-06-2007, 10:36 PM

"Fox, get this guy off me!" - Slippy in Star Fox 64.

It's not so much that it's bad, it's that I WANNA JUMP THROUGH THE F*CKING TV SCREEN, INTO THE GAME, ONTO HIS ARWING, AND CHOKE THE EVERLOVIN' LIFE OUT OF THAT F*CKIN' TOAD WITH HIS OWN TONGUE.

Ra · 04-07-2007, 06:54 PM

*pats Cure on the back* It's okay Cure...let it all out, man. Let it all out...

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-08-2007, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cure4AIDS

"Fox, get this guy off me!" - Slippy in Star Fox 64.

You see, every time I get pissed, I just think about that sentence's alternate meaning. Then I laugh, and move on.

*Spike Spiegel* · 04-09-2007, 11:16 AM

Spidey's wisecracks from Ultimate Spider-Man because they were so repetitive.

Just imagine hearing "What did the five fingers say to the face--? SLAP!"
and "Up high, down low, two slow" countless times while trying to just barely beat the sh*t out of the Green Goblin, who was probably the hardest boss in the game.

Good game, but Spider-Man needed more funny lines.

03-28-2007, 11:52 AM	#22
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03-29-2007, 05:52 AM	#28
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04-05-2007, 09:20 PM	#29
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	*"My Emperor! I've Failed* YouuuuuuuUUU!!!" BOOM!** -Random Grunt, Star Fox 64 "Duuuh, Who Put the lights out?" -Random Ninja Turtle "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup! Mua-ha-ha-ha" -The Shredder "You Must Defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance." -Ryu "Why do we fight Bass. We should be friends!" -Mega Man "Link checked the chest. Wow. It's a nice chest." -Link's Awakening "Hello, this is bucket mouse. Oh wait, this is the wrong number." -Link's Awakening and the motherload... "Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear?!?" -Omochao "I'm afraid of heights; put me down!" -Omochao "Ahhh, that was scawey" -Omochao "I'm only here to help you , ya' know" -Omochao I'm not going to help you anymore. -Omochao "Hi, I'm professor Omochao!" -Professor Omochao "Step on panel 1, it will take you to panels 2, and 3. If you don't jump when you land on a panel, you will fall." -Wierd floaty energy ball/Tikal, Sonic Adventure. __________________ Last edited by ThirdMarioBro; 04-05-2007 at 09:49 PM.

04-06-2007, 10:16 AM	#33
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Shen Mue was what did it for me. "I'm looking for some sailors." "I need to know where sailors hang out." "I'm looking for a man named Charlie. He wears shades and. . . he has a tattoo." I'd assume the whole town would peg him for a budding homosexual if they all weren't sharing half a brain! Or how about when he drinks a can of soda? What the hell is that? GLIK GLIK GLIK "HOOOOOooooouahhhhh" GLIK GLIK GLIK "Ahhh. . . good." Does he really need to state it out loud? Is he just reinforcing the idea that the soda tasted good? How did he make it to highschool without drowning while brushing his teeth? It's insanity. The dialogue is so clunky and awkward that I'm actually afraid to go to Japan. They all talk to each other like retarded bizarros, apparently. Ryo-"I must avenge my father. He was killed by a man driving a black car." Everyone in the damn game-"No, I don't remember any malicious black cars. There was one that almost ran me over yesterday, but that was really more of a navy blue, now that I think about it. Sorry, I can't help you." That's what got me the most. Even though Lan Di's car almost ran over every dumbass in town, they still have to pause and search the bowels of their mind to remember! This happened hours ago! HOURS! There has to be something in the water that makes the entire population of Yamanose retarded in that game. There's no other explanation. NO. OTHER. EXPLANATION. Seriously, I think "Shen Mue" translated from Chinese means "Eternal Dumbass." Sure, Ryo can throw down with the best of them, but he's ***ed out of his mind if he has to tie his shoe laces. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . . Last edited by Voltron; 04-06-2007 at 10:23 AM.*

04-06-2007, 07:55 PM	#34
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	I came up with a few from Mortal Kombat: Deception... "Oh, this is gonna suck!" [after punching Mokap who is wearing a motion capture costume] "Oh, my balls!" "We are no demon! Surely you can sense that We are not of your kind." __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

03-28-2007, 08:49 AM	#21
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	"Wait a moment. You seem human, and yet....what do you here?" "..........I've come to destroy this castle." "Then we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you?" The dialog for this game is so bad, it's hilarious.

03-29-2007, 03:29 AM	#24
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

03-29-2007, 05:20 AM	#27
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Those sites are gold YOU NOW POSSESS DRACULA'S RIB Hey Krauser, you take that bus, you gonna get there. Think about it.

04-06-2007, 05:27 AM	#31
Scavenger Random Punk Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 33	- All the quotes from Star Fox 64 ( http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223 ) - Zone of the Enders The 2nd Runner Dingo: "Even if you're BAHRAM, that's too rough." Ken: "It sure is." - Mega Man X6 "ZELLLLOOO!!! JUZDIE ZELLLOOO!!!" "THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!" -True Crime Streets of LA Girl: "Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" Nick: "No, I'm just happy to see you."

04-06-2007, 08:15 AM	#32
Aelia Hamfisted Bun Vendor Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 1,582	Oh boy, this will be fun. - "Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors?" - Ryo Hazuki, Shenmue. (Oh, you guys saw this coming from miles away.) - "I FEEL ASLEEP!" - Some random guard, Metal Gear. (This guy is my hero.) - "COME WITH ME TO HEEEEELLLL!" - Cervantes, Soul Calibur 2 (Erm. No thanks dude.) - "N.G!" - Announcer, Dance Dance Revolution. (Oh god, my legs.) - "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" - Toad, Super Mario Brothers. (SONUVA-) - "Ugh. You're definitely not my type." - Cassandra, Soul Calibur 2. (One of the top ten things you DON'T want to say in battle.)

04-06-2007, 10:09 PM	#35
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	"Justice will prevail....just kidding!" -Xianghua, Soul Caliber II __________________

04-06-2007, 10:13 PM	#36
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04-06-2007, 10:36 PM	#37
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	"Fox, get this guy off me!" - Slippy in Star Fox 64. It's not so much that it's bad, it's that I WANNA JUMP THROUGH THE FCKING TV SCREEN, INTO THE GAME, ONTO HIS ARWING, AND CHOKE THE EVERLOVIN' LIFE OUT OF THAT FCKIN' TOAD WITH HIS OWN TONGUE. __________________ Last edited by Cure; 04-06-2007 at 10:46 PM.

04-07-2007, 06:54 PM	#38
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	pats Cure on the back It's okay Cure...let it all out, man. Let it all out... __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."