Turtles Vs. Batman

[Guitar_Raph]

Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Ooh, I have neat idea.

Mirage TMNT vs. Batman Comics = I'd say Batman, but it's close.

OT Turtle's vs. Batman: The Animated Series = This would be brutal, I don't think this version of Batman would be hurt by someone squirting pipe water at him.

TMNT '90 vs Tim Burton's Batman = I gotta give it to the turtles here.

Secret of the Ooze vs. Batman Forever = I got Batman here, the turtles were horrid fighters in this one, plus this Batman was Doc Holliday.

TMNT III vs. Batman and Robin = I'd say turtles, but then again they'd have to deal with Batgirl this time. Ah forget it, Clooney would get his ass kicked

Next Mutation vs. the Birds of Prey = Wow... Turtles, for no reason.

2k3 TMNT vs. The Batman = They'd pwn the sh*t out of him.

TMNT Fast Forward vs. Batman Beyond = Terry's Batsuit was just too cool, plus his villains are way better.

TMNT 07 vs. Nolan's Batman = Another brutal beatdown of the turtles.

I know I left out video games, Archie and Image (Plus alot of Batman stuff), but by this count I have:
Batman - 5
TMNT - 4

Nice comparisons! Here's my idea.

Battle of The Bands; TMNT Coming Out of Their Shells vs The Dynamic Duo =
Batman would rock on guitar & sing with Robin on drums. Batman & Mikey would duel it out on guitars while Robin & Raph battle on the drums.

Or using my TMNT Band; Robin & Mikey in a drum duel (With Mikey also playing tympani) while Batman, Raph & Ex-Cel Teen battle for the super guitarist title!

Too close to call.

[Jelly Bean]

Originally Posted by Guitar_Raph

Nice comparisons! Here's my idea.

Battle of The Bands; TMNT Coming Out of Their Shells vs The Dynamic Duo =
Batman would rock on guitar & sing with Robin on drums. Batman & Mikey would duel it out on guitars while Robin & Raph battle on the drums.

Or using my TMNT Band; Robin & Mikey in a drum duel (With Mikey also playing tympani) while Batman, Raph & Ex-Cel Teen battle for the super guitarist title!

Too close to call.

WTF!? Whats your obsession with turning the turtles into a boy band?

Screw batman! I wanna see the 4KIDS turtles go up against the Joker!! That would kick ten diffrent kinds of ass!

[Darth Shredder]

The Joker would die laughing from the fact that they're mutated turtles that took up the profession of ninjas.

[Guitar_Raph]

Originally Posted by Jelly Bean

WTF!? Whats your obsession with turning the turtles into a boy band?

I think it's cool to have them be a boy band as well (except they play instruments & don't dance). Mikey's cool whether he has his nun chucks to defend himself or sticks/brushes/mallets to play music!

So I like TMNT to not only fight crime, but play as a band.

[TheUltimateShredhead]

Originally Posted by Guitar_Raph

I think it's cool to have them be a boy band as well (except they play instruments & don't dance). Mikey's cool whether he has his nun chucks to defent himself or sticks/brushes/mallets to play music!

So I like TMNT to not only fight crime, but play as a band.

It would be pretty cool putting mikey and his chucks in front of a drum set!

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

Originally Posted by Drtooth

The heck with Turtles vs Batman... I wanna theorize the Turtles vs Joker myself. The Turtles would win that fight, no doubt (being the good guys, after all)... but they way they'd fight would be uncanny

I'd like to see Mirage Turtles vs. Joker, mainly because the Turtles would do what Batman should have done a long time ago, which is finish off Joker for good.

As far as the original match goes, I think it would be a good fight, but I think Batman has the edge because of all his gadgets. That's okay Turtle fans, because like all crossovers it would probably end with them teaming up after getting past the misunderstanding.

[Buslady]

4 against 1.

4 highly trained ninja, fast, hit hard, armed with weapons but butt neekid...

1 highly trained nutcase in a armored suit, a cape that can possibly drag him down...esp if those 4 ninja got a hold of it. Armed to the teeth. He is fast but relies on gimmicks.

It'd be a close call, it could go either way. I think the TMNT would be seriously screwed up cos they have no body armor. A shell doesn't count because it CAN BE seriously injured, a large crack will cause ungodly pain and/or death. Shells are bone, nerves, blood vessels and make up a turtle's body.
Bruce has his funky body armor, I don't know if Leo's blades can slice thru it..if it's kevlar like it's supposed to be, he may not be able to.

I dunno, I'm not gonna analyze every detail...I think it could go either way.

Beyond that, I think they'd be a strange team working together once they realise they're on the same side.

I liked the "backup" idea. that would be cool.

I'd like to see - Hellboy vs Bats....now, we know HB's the good guy, poor Bruce would have no idea. Big Red would clobber him easy, he can take anything Bats dishes out-oh it'll hurt but he can take it; I can see Red kicking Bats onto his ass and "Hey buddy, I'm on yer side!"
Or one good shot (yeah right) with the Sam, it's over. But he wouldn't wanna kill Bruciepoo.

And I am sooooooooooooooo rambling, I'll shut up now.

Oh I got the Marvel joke...."uncanny".....LOL!




random thought popped into my head...there are schoolbus seats made of kevlar...i want' em for my bus but they're soooooo expensive
none of them little bastards could destroy them that way! I'd love to see em try!

[ToTheNines]

Originally Posted by quinnmjohnson

What I'd love to see though is Batman approaching a horde of his rogue's gallery (Joker, Two-Face, Scarecrow, etc.) from the shadows; they all smile, mocking him that he's dead meat; then he just says, "There's something you haven't thought about." The Joker says, "Like what?" Batman: "Back-up." Then the four Turtles emerge from the darkness behind him. Then the butt-kicking really begins!

Yeah I think a freindly crossover would be better than a battle.

I think the following would be cool match up's:

Batman vs. Shredder
Mike vs. The Joker (or Scarface )
Don vs. The Riddler (or Mr. Freeze)
Leo vs. Ra's al Ghul (or Scarecrow)
Raph vs. Two-Face (or Bane)
Leatherhead vs. Killer Croc
Casey vs. Hush
Usagi vs. Kyodai Ken

The TMNT do have some great villains, but no too many of them. I'd love to see them tangle with Batman's villains.

[Darth Shredder]

Batman VS Shredder would be a fight to remember.

[Evenstar227]

Originally Posted by TheCure

Are you joking? Cuz if you are, I don't get it.

Originally Posted by Buslady

Oh I got the Marvel joke...."uncanny".....LOL!

Yeah, I suck at jokes. At least someone got it!!

[Warhorse]

For some reason, I see Michelangelo beating the crap out of Batman without even touching him. He's very good at bugging the sh!t out of someone, so Batman just might do himself a favor and take a longe walk off a short pier!

[Darth Shredder]

Originally Posted by Warhorse

For some reason, I see Michelangelo beating the crap out of Batman without even touching him. He's very good at bugging the sh!t out of someone, so Batman just might do himself a favor and take a longe walk off a short pier!

Batman deals with the Joker all the time. Mikey ain't got nothin' on the Joker as far as annoying humor.

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Warhorse

For some reason, I see Michelangelo beating the crap out of Batman without even touching him. He's very good at bugging the sh!t out of someone, so Batman just might do himself a favor and take a longe walk off a short pier!

You've never read a Batman comic in your life, have you?

[SHREDDER-X]

Back in 6th grade , I would've said that the turtles would win this hands down. But now since my studies in the Comicology arts have matured, and seeing as how Batman has the knowledge of not only beating Superman, but also the entire Justice League, I'm going with Bats. I like the turtles better mind you, but Bats got the technology, money, and most importantly , the skills and experience. True, he may not kill the turtles, but he'll neutralize him.

[GK Punk]

I think out of the Entire Bat Family, Batgirl (Cassandra)and Batman would be the only two that could take out the entire TMNT single handedly. I mean, Batgirl CAN read people's body's like most read a book.

[Jester]

Originally Posted by Darth Shredder

Batman deals with the Joker all the time. Mikey ain't got nothin' on the Joker as far as annoying humor.

You read my freakin mind. Darn Jedi mind tricks!

[Darth Shredder]

Originally Posted by GK

I think out of the Entire Bat Family, Batgirl (Cassandra)and Batman would be the only two that could take out the entire TMNT single handedly. I mean, Batgirl CAN read people's body's like most read a book.

I think Nightwing would have a way better chance than Batgirl.

Originally Posted by Jester

You read my freakin mind. Darn Jedi mind tricks!

Hehehehehehe

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Darth Shredder

I think Nightwing would have a way better chance than Batgirl.

If it wasn't Cassandra, I'd agree. Nightwing is actually my favorite of the Bat Family, but Cass has abilities that not even Batman himself can match. She learned body movement as a language, she knows what people are considering doing before they do. Huntress as Batgirl? No. Barbara as Batgirl? Absolutely not. Cass? Yeah, totally.

[shuriken]

Originally Posted by Darth Shredder

I think Nightwing would have a way better chance than Batgirl.

Nightwing would have a better chance than Babs, but not Cassie. But even then I doubt that either of them could singlehandedly defeat the turtles. Together maybe, but I think we are selling our Turtles short here. Batman can defeat all of them in battle, but so can the turtles. I think it can go both ways. Batman is a beast in more than 20 martial arts and has the strength and stamina many can only dream of, but the TMNT know their skill well, are extremely tough due to their mutated skin, and are a hell of a team when they work together, Raph has his strength, Don his ingenuity( did I spell it right?), Leo his skill, and Mikey his durability plus their combined willpower could best the Batman if he doesn't watch out. Now if it was the TMNT against Batman, Batgirl, Robin and Nightwing, I doubt the Four could last more than ten minutes.

[Darth Shredder]

Originally Posted by shuriken

Nightwing would have a better chance than Babs, but not Cassie. But even then I doubt that either of them could singlehandedly defeat the turtles. Together maybe, but I think we are selling our Turtles short here. Batman can defeat all of them in battle, but so can the turtles. I think it can go both ways. Batman is a beast in more than 20 martial arts and has the strength and stamina many can only dream of, but the TMNT know their skill well, are extremely tough due to their mutated skin, and are a hell of a team when they work together, Raph has his strength, Don his ingenuity( did I spell it right?), Leo his skill, and Mikey his durability plus their combined willpower could best the Batman if he doesn't watch out. Now if it was the TMNT against Batman, Batgirl, Robin and Nightwing, I doubt the Four could last more than ten minutes.

You did well in citing each special attribute of every Turtle. The fact is, though, that they aren't ready to take on a versatile man like Batman and be victorious. Don't be surprised, that if they did end up facing one another in combat, that Batman would fluidly alternate the styles he used to counteract the Turtles individually (he'd probably use evasive movements at first if they attacked all at once, assess every Turtle's attribute as you did... only in a matter of seconds...) and then take them out accordingly.

Their best bet would be to stay in a close-nit cluster circle, flanking one another for the entire duration of the fight. They'd have to exploit every move in their arsenal with the utmost precision... and if they were lucky by fighting Batman on a "bad night"... they might be able to land some decent blows. Even then, I don't see them ultimately winning.