Paris Hilton needs a friend

*Sage Ninja* · 10-14-2008, 10:55 AM

Just when I thought stupid reality tv shows couldn't get any more inane and contrived this gem pops up. There's going to be a new reality tv show where a bunch of girls (and I think a hand ful of guys) will be competeing for the exalted status of Paris hilton's new BFF.

Seriously who the hell in their right f*cking mind would want to be Paris Hilton little pet--I mean best friend? God, I weep when I see things like this, this is what television has been reduced too.

Who else has heard about this? And who here is actually going to watch it?

*Ninjinister* · 10-14-2008, 11:02 AM

I'm going to start a series called Paris Hilton Needs to STFU.

*Sewer Bull* · 10-14-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

Seriously who the hell in their right f*cking mind would want to be Paris Hilton little pet--I mean best friend?

Masochists.

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Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

God, I weep when I see things like this, this is what television has been reduced too.

I pity you, if it's such an issue for you.

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Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

Who else has heard about this? And who here is actually going to watch it?

Like I said, masochists.

*VaughnMichael* · 10-14-2008, 11:52 AM

I've seen this show sadly, and when I see things like this out in the world it makes me wonder why the hell there aren't more serial killers.

*Drtooth* · 10-14-2008, 12:05 PM

She stole the idea from South Park... Remember that episode where they parody The Bachelor, and Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look for a replacement for Kenny?

Only that was watchable.

*gobo* · 10-14-2008, 01:27 PM

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I'm going to start a series called Paris Hilton Needs to STFU.

When's that start? I can't wait! ^_^

*The Stryker* · 10-14-2008, 02:22 PM

Oh my God, Whining about celebrities?

Who would've thought?!

*KROW* · 10-14-2008, 03:43 PM

This made me feel better.

*gobo* · 10-14-2008, 03:52 PM

Oh my God, Paris panting in the back seat?

Who would've thought?!

*Drtooth* · 10-14-2008, 05:21 PM

So, what crap-ball network is this gonna run on? Fox? Seems like their bag. The CW? They have enough crap for that demographic of spoiled white rich girl lovers. A&E, the we're not artful or entertaining anymore network? I'd stake my claim that it would either be MTV or E!

*Cure* · 10-14-2008, 05:50 PM

My life is over! Paris gets her own show and animal cookies are gone! I blame the terrorists! And the economy!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH!

*Raph's Girl* · 10-14-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

So, what crap-ball network is this gonna run on? Fox? Seems like their bag. The CW? They have enough crap for that demographic of spoiled white rich girl lovers. A&E, the we're not artful or entertaining anymore network? I'd stake my claim that it would either be MTV or E!

It's currently airing on MTV since Sept 30th and Paris wrote and sings the theme song (which will be on her upcoming new album). I haven't seen any eps of the show but I heard the theme song and well she sounds like pre-insanity Britney now.

*Drtooth* · 10-14-2008, 06:22 PM

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My life is over! Paris gets her own show and animal cookies are gone! I blame the terrorists! And the economy!

Paris ALWAYS had a show. people just can;'t get enough of her good looks:

Yum... gimme some of that!

NameGoesHere1066 · 10-15-2008, 02:01 PM

ugh...I saw some of this. Looks like Paris being put in jail for a while and humilated on tv didn't make her learn any thing.

I would have throught the experience would have mellowed her out some but she still acts like a self previliaged saltine rich bitch.

Do you know she wanted to give a few of the girls make overs and when some them didn't like the idea she almost got rid of them? She's not looking for a friend, she's looking for a door mat. ANd how much do you want to bet this is going to stretch out over several seasons where Paris Hilton tries diffrent sets of girls to find her BFF because the one she had before didn't work out.

*gobo* · 10-15-2008, 03:01 PM

There is no Paris Hilton. What are you talking about? *shuts his eyes, covers his ears, and begins humming loudly*

*Ninjinister* · 10-15-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

Paris ALWAYS had a show. people just can;'t get enough of her good looks:

Yum... gimme some of that!

I'm pretty sure Kinkotsuman would beat Paris in a beauty contest. And outweigh her by a dozen pounds.

*Drtooth* · 10-15-2008, 04:50 PM

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I'm pretty sure Kinkotsuman would beat Paris in a beauty contest. And outweigh her by a dozen pounds.

(Smiles that someone knows who he is... that made my day)

Peanut · 10-15-2008, 08:46 PM

See, this is the thing...everyone bitches and complains about this girl. They say they get her shoved down their throat so god damn much...I seriously never hear anything about her until she gets a new show or something. Do you people do nothing but watch TV?

My sister and girlfriend both love watching the Paris Hilton shows, and I STILL don't hear about her as much as people say they do.

It's not but people whining like little children. She's rich and "famous" and you aren't. Get the hell over it.

*Drtooth* · 10-15-2008, 09:22 PM

Yeah... we should all get over it and work hard cleaning toilets of greedy sh**s like her, especially those of us who p*ssed hundreds of thousands of dollars that we'll never pay off to go to college.

*Ninjinister* · 10-15-2008, 09:31 PM

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(Smiles that someone knows who he is... that made my day)

Who doesn't know Kinnikuman's rival from the Planet Dokuro?

10-14-2008, 10:55 AM	#1
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,927	Paris Hilton needs a friend Just when I thought stupid reality tv shows couldn't get any more inane and contrived this gem pops up. There's going to be a new reality tv show where a bunch of girls (and I think a hand ful of guys) will be competeing for the exalted status of Paris hilton's new BFF. Seriously who the hell in their right fcking mind would want to be Paris Hilton little pet--I mean best friend? God, I weep when I see things like this, this is what television has been reduced too. Who else has heard about this? And who here is actually* going to watch it? __________________ Cassandra: You won't fight me, but will you fight--for him! Cassandra's Revenge ~Tangled the Series ________________________________ http://frankviola.org/2012/01/30/godsviewofawoman/ _______________________________ http://nox-artemis.tumblr.com/post/4...k-and-feminism

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Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	She stole the idea from South Park... Remember that episode where they parody The Bachelor, and Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look for a replacement for Kenny? Only that was watchable. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

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The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Oh my God, Whining about celebrities? Who would've thought?! __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

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VaughnMichael I'm Baaaaaaccck! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 11,833	I've seen this show sadly, and when I see things like this out in the world it makes me wonder why the hell there aren't more serial killers.

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gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Oh my God, Paris panting in the back seat? Who would've thought?! __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

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Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	So, what crap-ball network is this gonna run on? Fox? Seems like their bag. The CW? They have enough crap for that demographic of spoiled white rich girl lovers. A&E, the we're not artful or entertaining anymore network? I'd stake my claim that it would either be MTV or E! __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

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Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	My life is over! Paris gets her own show and animal cookies are gone! I blame the terrorists! And the economy! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH! __________________

10-15-2008, 02:01 PM	#14
NameGoesHere1066 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at home LOL Posts: 957	ugh...I saw some of this. Looks like Paris being put in jail for a while and humilated on tv didn't make her learn any thing. I would have throught the experience would have mellowed her out some but she still acts like a self previliaged saltine rich bitch. Do you know she wanted to give a few of the girls make overs and when some them didn't like the idea she almost got rid of them? She's not looking for a friend, she's looking for a door mat. ANd how much do you want to bet this is going to stretch out over several seasons where Paris Hilton tries diffrent sets of girls to find her BFF because the one she had before didn't work out. __________________ ]

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gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	There is no Paris Hilton. What are you talking about? shuts his eyes, covers his ears, and begins humming loudly __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-15-2008, 08:46 PM	#18
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	See, this is the thing...everyone bitches and complains about this girl. They say they get her shoved down their throat so god damn much...I seriously never hear anything about her until she gets a new show or something. Do you people do nothing but watch TV? My sister and girlfriend both love watching the Paris Hilton shows, and I STILL don't hear about her as much as people say they do. It's not but people whining like little children. She's rich and "famous" and you aren't. Get the hell over it.

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Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	Yeah... we should all get over it and work hard cleaning toilets of greedy sh*s like her, especially those of us who pssed hundreds of thousands of dollars that we'll never pay off to go to college. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]