Why the flip does Sonic need a car? - Page 2

*Candy Kappa* · 05-28-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

milking hedgehogs....

you sick pervert

Peanut · 05-28-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

I think I missed the part where Ryona said or even suggested that we obviously didn't get the point. Link?

Don't bring your defense bullsh*t into this section.

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Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?

Yes. Get out.

*XERO* · 05-28-2009, 05:23 PM

As long as they call it Sonic Drives a Car & Knuckles, I'll be fine.

*Cipher* · 05-28-2009, 07:13 PM

Wait a minute, what the ****?

Hedgehogs can't drive. This game is a crime against nature.

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Yes. Get out.

I ****ing cried.

*gobo* · 05-28-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Don't bring your defense bullsh*t into this section.

Yes. Get out.

"I know you are, but what am I?" and assorted other beligerent remarks...

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Originally Posted by Cipher

Wait a minute, what the ****?

Hedgehogs can't drive.

*Hannah* · 05-28-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

Did you just use your own f*cking smiley? Get out of here.

*Mecha Cow* · 05-28-2009, 07:29 PM

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Hedgehogs can't drive.

Yes they can. Look:

*Cipher* · 05-28-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Yes they can. Look.

Photoshopped!

*Ninjinister* · 05-28-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?

I see how it is. Here I was, about to give you the "Best answer to a question that didn't need to be answered award" for Sonic trawling for some tail, because it reminded me of DCAU Flash... looks like I'll have to choose a runner up to take your place. It's a toss-up between Ryona's "Sega making money" and Mecha Cow's "to drive".

*Cure* · 05-28-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

I see how it is. Here I was, about to give you the "Best answer to a question that didn't need to be answered award" for Sonic trawling for some tail, because it reminded me of DCAU Flash... looks like I'll have to choose a runner up to take your place. It's a toss-up between Ryona's "Sega making money" and Mecha Cow's "to drive".

Is Evenstar pissed you've moved on from kissing her ass to Ryona's? Cuz it's been happening a lot lately.

Peanut · 05-28-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

Photoshopped!

I agree with Cipher. This is total bullsh*t, Mecha. You've got to stop doing this kind of stuff. I take my Hedgehog very seriously, and this kind of thing is offensive.

*Ninjinister* · 05-28-2009, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

Is Evenstar pissed you've moved on from kissing her ass to Ryona's? Cuz it's been happening a lot lately.

Hey, I didn't have a lot to work with. Some of those answers were pretty damn lame, and I happen to like absurdest lampshading.

You're just sad 'cause you couldn't think of anything better.

*XERO* · 05-28-2009, 08:27 PM

'Please, Sega, pimp my ride!'

*Mecha Cow* · 05-28-2009, 08:34 PM

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.

*Ninjinister* · 05-28-2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.

(Gasp) Then it MUST be real!

*Brodie* · 05-28-2009, 08:36 PM

pics or it didn't happen

*Cipher* · 05-28-2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.

I once found a site called "Nana's Cookie Jar" on the internet. But nothing will ever make that okay, will it?

*XERO* · 05-28-2009, 08:38 PM

It might as well be a friggin' Rick Roll.

Peanut · 05-28-2009, 08:41 PM

You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused.

If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT?

But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.

*Ninjinister* · 05-28-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused.

If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT?

But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.

Thank you, Peanut, for actually steering this topic in the direction I had intended.

That would have made a lot of freakin' sense, which, as you alluded to, defeats Sega's "vision". Why can't Tails just use his flippin', well, tails to fly anyway? Did Sonic push the little crap down the stairs and now they're broken? What would the Samba de Amigo monkey drive?

One big problem I have with these kinds of games and Sega, is their misrepresentation of characters. Where's Axel Stone, Akira Yuki, the dude from Altered Beast, Psycho Fox... any one of these much better Sega characters. Best thing to happen to Sega Superstars Tennis was Alex Kidd, because Sega finally acknowledged him after like 20 years.

05-28-2009, 05:23 PM	#23
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	As long as they call it Sonic Drives a Car & Knuckles, I'll be fine. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-28-2009, 08:27 PM	#33
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	'Please, Sega, pimp my ride!' __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-28-2009, 08:34 PM	#34
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	You guys don't know sht about sht. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet. __________________

05-28-2009, 08:36 PM	#36
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	pics or it didn't happen __________________ Stupendous Monster

05-28-2009, 08:38 PM	#38
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	It might as well be a friggin' Rick Roll. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-28-2009, 08:41 PM	#39
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused. If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT? But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.