Anti-TMNT books from Phil Phillips and Joan Hake Robie - Page 2

*Candy Kappa* · 05-31-2009, 02:27 PM

those poor cheese graters wearing men....
damn you turtles, damn you!

*Whitewolf89* · 05-31-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Glad my parents weren't this anal.

Ditto. My mom (AND my late dad, were he still with us) would get one heck of a laugh out of these two idiots. Like you, Jester, I, too, am a Christian. Have been for 40+ years now (and am VERY proud of that), but, unlike Ms (Mrs.?) Robie and Mr. Phillips, I happen to know the difference between reality and *gasp!* fantasy/fiction.

What PLANET are they from, anyway, that they, and these OTHER so-called "Christian" twits, don't? Sheesh.

**Jester** · 05-31-2009, 05:35 PM

Typically they say kids wouldn't, but hey when they were kids they had shows like Flash Gordon and Start Trek. Did those shows make kids question reality and fantasy? Did the Greek pantheon shown in Star Trek take them away from "the one true God"? NO! So why is it now kids are more stupid and unable to discern fake from real?

Seriously, I remember one video I watched in a class in college where the interviewer said that his childhood love, Flash Gordon was somehow different than the recent Star Wars stuff. That now science fiction was science fact or some malarkey like that. Wish I could track down that video. I swear it referenced the first TMNT movie and elicited groans from my fellow classmates

Newton Gimmick · 05-31-2009, 05:41 PM

Maybe Phil Phillips is just mad he has giant teeth. Seriously, the guy can barely talk because of his large chompers.

Lordmylar06 · 05-31-2009, 05:45 PM

Haha! i just watched that video link that Newton posted earlier. Farther in this series of videos they actually have He-Man toys out, and it looks like they're soooo tempted to just play with 'em. They had a few words about how Teela looked "voluptuous". These guys debunk themselves.

*gobo* · 05-31-2009, 05:58 PM

^^ Kick-ass avatar, dude.

Lordmylar06 · 05-31-2009, 06:13 PM

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^^ Kick-ass avatar, dude.

haha thanks. I have a gazillion of these, so I put 1 to good use.

doomiscool · 05-31-2009, 06:15 PM

In the video, Phil Phillips claimed he was fasting when he walked in a toy shop and saw the "evil toy"...maybe he was hallucinating from lack of food

Lord Nightwalker · 05-31-2009, 07:13 PM

Or perhaps Mr. Phillips is just anougther lazy adult to tired to actualy pay any real attention, and just lets the scapegoats eat his grass....when he's not smoking it. The idiot. I can't stand it when they blame the evils of the world on cartoons, comics, books, movies, video games, and music. That realy burns me. And to top it off, these people are supposed to be intelligent adults. What a joke. lol.

Sidian · 05-31-2009, 08:15 PM

im so relieved...normally any thread ive visited regarding christianity deteriorates into petty bickering...

However as a christian myself i dont see anything wrong with the ninja turtles. I think like God we are creative forces and can use those abilities to create wonderful things. I find nothing blasphemous about the turtles so whats the problem?

thats my two cents.

*TheCanadiandrome* · 05-31-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc_ock_4mugen

They are right. The trutles are EVIL!! Thanks to them I'm addicted to Pizza. Also I strike Men who wear Cheese Graters on their arms... The most evil thing that the Turtles taught me was to stick with my family through both good times and bad...

LOL! that's great!

Newton Gimmick · 06-01-2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by doomiscool

In the video, Phil Phillips claimed he was fasting when he walked in a toy shop and saw the "evil toy"...maybe he was hallucinating from lack of food

Well he also has God tell him specifically to put a stop to He-Man. I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but if he's hearing voices, maybe HE needs the help. And if the voices he's hearing really are God, wouldn't they find him something better to do?

Archon_Turtle · 06-01-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by doomiscool

In the video, Phil Phillips claimed he was fasting when he walked in a toy shop and saw the "evil toy"...maybe he was hallucinating from lack of food

Thats the first thing that came to mind too. If I hadn't eaten in days, I might think Skeletor is talking to me too.

*TheCanadiandrome* · 06-01-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Newton Gimmick

And if the voices he's hearing really are God, wouldn't they find him something better to do?

well, one would think so, yeah

*Hero* · 06-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Good thread, Jester.

===HERO

doomiscool · 06-01-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Newton Gimmick

Well he also has God tell him specifically to put a stop to He-Man. I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but if he's hearing voices, maybe HE needs the help. And if the voices he's hearing really are God, wouldn't they find him something better to do?

Indeed. The other odd thing he said was he was driving when God spoke to him during this fast...you shouldn't be driving if you're eating nothing. I think that adds more to my hallucination theory...but who knows, maybe this guys just lost his marbles (Or are they evil too?

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Originally Posted by Archon_Turtle

Thats the first thing that came to mind too. If I hadn't eaten in days, I might think Skeletor is talking to me too.

Exactly!

*BubblyShell22* · 06-01-2009, 01:03 PM

Wow. This guy is mental, but that's what religious fanatics who say that all these junk is evil really are. They need to find something better in their lives to do than criticize a children's show that actually talks about good morals. It's the same thing they've done to Harry Potter, which is ridiculous. Heck, I did my senior college paper on how Harry Potter has Christian morals and other morals within it. Honestly, I don't believe in God, but if this is the way God wants people to be, I honestly want no part to this.

**Machias Banshee** · 06-01-2009, 01:27 PM

Goodness no, not all religious folks are like this, thankfully... It's the few crazies that seem to catch most of the attention these days.

I'm curious to find out if they've done any NEW stuff for the 2K3 series. You know that fearmongering, family-doting, values-pushing series....

*Warhorse* · 06-01-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Typically they say kids wouldn't, but hey when they were kids they had shows like Flash Gordon and Start Trek. Did those shows make kids question reality and fantasy? Did the Greek pantheon shown in Star Trek take them away from "the one true God"? NO! So why is it now kids are more stupid and unable to discern fake from real?

Seriously, I remember one video I watched in a class in college where the interviewer said that his childhood love, Flash Gordon was somehow different than the recent Star Wars stuff. That now science fiction was science fact or some malarkey like that. Wish I could track down that video. I swear it referenced the first TMNT movie and elicited groans from my fellow classmates

No, Star Trek and Flash Gordon won't make a kid question the difference between reality and fiction, but it does inspire them to investigate the thoughts of time travel, space travel, and other fields that may or may not put the question of a higher power to rest, and some sectors are afraid of that happening.

*Whitewolf89* · 06-01-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Machias Banshee

Goodness no, not all religious folks are like this, thankfully... It's the few crazies that seem to catch most of the attention these days.

Well put, Machi. I know that both my late grandmothers (true Christian ladies, both) AND my late, beloved, and much missed Aunt Floss (who WAS a dedicated Christian if there ever WAS one!) would be absolutely APPALLED by these two ninnies!

Heh, and IF they were all three still with us, they'd get these two together, sit them down and PROMPTLY give them one SHELL of a talking to about such nonsense!

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Originally Posted by Machias Banshee

I'm curious to find out if they've done any NEW stuff for the 2K3 series. You know that fearmongering, family-doting, values-pushing series....

Yeah, me, too.

And you know, THIS is a bit OT (kinda), but if THIS is how they view (and basically TRASH) the TMNT, I'd kinda hate to see how they'd react to the characters in Elfquest, ANOTHER of my fave comics. (To MY mind, Winnowill is the elfin equivalant of Shredder. She's JUST as evil and MEAN, anyway! Just, to her credit, a bit more CLASSY, when it comes to HER schemes and cruelty.) Not sure I want to KNOW, really.

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Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Typically they say kids wouldn't, but hey when they were kids they had shows like Flash Gordon and Start Trek. Did those shows make kids question reality and fantasy? Did the Greek pantheon shown in Star Trek take them away from "the one true God"? NO! So why is it now kids are more stupid and unable to discern fake from real? Seriously, I remember one video I watched in a class in college where the interviewer said that his childhood love, Flash Gordon was somehow different than the recent Star Wars stuff. That now science fiction was science fact or some malarkey like that. Wish I could track down that video. I swear it referenced the first TMNT movie and elicited groans from my fellow classmates __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

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Newton Gimmick Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,154	Maybe Phil Phillips is just mad he has giant teeth. Seriously, the guy can barely talk because of his large chompers.

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Lordmylar06 Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hurst, TX Posts: 961	Haha! i just watched that video link that Newton posted earlier. Farther in this series of videos they actually have He-Man toys out, and it looks like they're soooo tempted to just play with 'em. They had a few words about how Teela looked "voluptuous". These guys debunk themselves.

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doomiscool Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: A random near-imaginary rock in the Irish Sea Posts: 212	In the video, Phil Phillips claimed he was fasting when he walked in a toy shop and saw the "evil toy"...maybe he was hallucinating from lack of food

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Lord Nightwalker Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 698	Or perhaps Mr. Phillips is just anougther lazy adult to tired to actualy pay any real attention, and just lets the scapegoats eat his grass....when he's not smoking it. The idiot. I can't stand it when they blame the evils of the world on cartoons, comics, books, movies, video games, and music. That realy burns me. And to top it off, these people are supposed to be intelligent adults. What a joke. lol.

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Sidian Random Punk Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 20	im so relieved...normally any thread ive visited regarding christianity deteriorates into petty bickering... However as a christian myself i dont see anything wrong with the ninja turtles. I think like God we are creative forces and can use those abilities to create wonderful things. I find nothing blasphemous about the turtles so whats the problem? thats my two cents.

06-01-2009, 01:03 PM	#37
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Wow. This guy is mental, but that's what religious fanatics who say that all these junk is evil really are. They need to find something better in their lives to do than criticize a children's show that actually talks about good morals. It's the same thing they've done to Harry Potter, which is ridiculous. Heck, I did my senior college paper on how Harry Potter has Christian morals and other morals within it. Honestly, I don't believe in God, but if this is the way God wants people to be, I honestly want no part to this.

06-01-2009, 01:27 PM	#38
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Goodness no, not all religious folks are like this, thankfully... It's the few crazies that seem to catch most of the attention these days. I'm curious to find out if they've done any NEW stuff for the 2K3 series. You know that fearmongering, family-doting, values-pushing series....