My Raps

[Dr. Terminus]

Lil G, keep the love alive. You are the phoenix rising from the ashes, as reflected in your title track, "Trix are for kids"

But it aint hard to tell, you excel and then prevail. Just keep up the work Lil G, and remember, Trix aint for no wabbits..

they is for some mudda-f*****' kids.

..And this child would love another bowl..

[XERO]

Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs are better.

[Dr. Terminus]

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs are better.

..I'm still waiting for Lil G to complete his ode to one of my favorite cereals. I believe it was going to be, "Can't beat the berry-berry Kix." Wait til he kills this mix.

Also highly anticipated is, "Straight outta fruity loops"

[XERO]

... You got the 'fruity loops' part down, buddy.

[Dr. Terminus]

...Shhhh, his parents may hear you.

[whitemonkey]

Straight outta fruity loops crazy mudda fugga named lil G.

[Lil G]

Alright, alright I got 3 new tracks to share.

This one I call Beastly. I wrote this 1 day because I was bored and decided to make a song. Here is the link:

Beastly

Spoiler:

I'm acting like I'm from the 90's I'ma bomb on these rappers

I'm acting like Timberland I'ma stomp on these rappers

I'ma kill all these rappers and then make they tombstone

Jack Frost I'm colder than that white snow

But when I rap yeah I heat it up I'm a stove

And make these rappers mad like red and they rose pedals

I'ma go so hard like a rocky road

And make these rappers like Flo Rida they be so low

They be so low like limbo

How low can they go? Lower than low

And I'm so high higher than a drug addict

And rap is my drug and I go so hard at it

I keep on going never stop like madden

Kill these beats so bad I'll end up on Judge Mathis

Do jail in life for 1st degree murder

But my voice speaks louder than a Rock & Roll concert

I fix em up fix em up I am a doctor

So now add it up add it up like you are a sponsor

And yes Me + Rap = Total Success

And that is no surprise because I am the best

Yes I am the best and I am a beast

I'ma spread on the radio Lil' G Disease

So when I come on they blast up the stereo

Cuz I kill beats so bad when I hop on them like Mario

My raps are like a horror flick o so scary yo

I take anybody's beats even your own

And they don't sue for all of those copyrights

Cuz I go up to them and be like “I'm allowed to copy, right?”

I'm an eagle in the sky, fly I do

I feed off the live so stay still like a statue

I got that gratitude call me Fiona

I own everything call me Obama

Because I am the president

And don't wonder why it's cuz I am the best of them

Other rappers out there those other rappers out there

Be all up in my hair but I be like get outta here

We know your rhymes are just whack matter fact it's disgraceful

Then I come and strike you out like if I am playing baseball

And I'm the pitcher I throw it right at you

Hit you so hard in the chest the umpire would have to catch you

The next one up is a song called "I Am A Beast". I collaborated with my best friend because he said he could rap and I was like "Okay". Anyways, just check it out:

I Am A Beast

Spoiler:

I Am A Beast

(Lil G)

I'ma kill this beat, like Michael Myers

Mr. King Man go ahead and call me sire

I'ma electrify you I'ma wire

Roll it like tires then make all the girls desire

Me! Because I am a beast

Getting' so much cheddar you could call me chuck e. cheese

I'm the door to success I just hope you gotta key

Now I'ma pass it off to Kid Crazy

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

Kid Crazy I am so psycho

When I rap I roar I am a dino

Tyrannosaurus

I am so glorious fast and the furious

In the Lamborghini you can't see me

Cuz the windows are tinted I am a fiend

I am a fiend I am a teen

I am a star so I do gleam

Gleam I'm brighter than white teeth

Cuz like in between I do got beef

I do got with beef the people hatin on me

Cuz they say I'm not a star but you could ask Lil G

(Kid Crazy)

(Chorus; Both)

Yes you can ask me

L-I-L-G

I am the best

Yes, I am a beast

Yes you can ask me

K-I-D Crazy

I am the best

Yes, I am a beast

(Chorus; Both)

(Lil G)

I am a beast Mr. Fantastic

I am elastic these rappers fake like plastic

I am so crazy like the guy I'm rappin with

I'm killin these beats so bad like the beat I'm rappin on

I'm illie like the swine flu now what you gonna do

Nuthin is what you gonna do cuz that's the only thing you can do

I'll hand it to ya like a mime I'll clock you like the time

Make you feel smaller than a dime and make you sour like lime

And you wont do nothing to Kid Crazy and me

Cuz we are just beasts

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

Yes I am a beast (Repeat)

These rappers is what I eat

I will have a feast and a buffet

Then blow these rappers bone like a trumpet

Kill em kill em that what I do

And kinda like the pickles what the deal with you

Why you getting all mad it's cuz you hatin on me

And you hatin on me cuz I am a beast

I am a beast on the mic so you know I'll kill ya

And don't get in my face cuz I'll Pittsburg Steel-ya

Steal-ya like a robber and drop ya like its hot

And these rappers can't rap so you know I'll kill em

Kill em kill em like the BTK

And when rappers in my face we gonna

(Kid Crazy)

(Hook)

Kill em (Repeat)

(Hook)

And the last one isn't a serious song at all. My sister came down from Florida a week ago, and I haven't seen her in 3 years, so she was like "I wanna make a song with you" so I'm like "Okay". This was made about a week ago. Anyways just take a listen:

The Best

Spoiler:

(Lil G)

I'm pretty proud of my achievements

Cuz when I get a goal all I do is achieve them

Heave them rappers out of this like a nerf ball

Cuz I see through them like the glasses on Steve Urkel

I ball I'm tall I'm the best like number 23

I am the best in this you can not beat me

I dominate the court and you hear is swish

These rappers all stink that's why it smells like fish

They smell like fish all they do is reek

All they do is reek and all I do is speak

I speak so loud I will never be discreet

I'm elite all I do is kill beats

All I do is kill beats and you doing is snitching

But if you can't stand the heat then step out of the kitchen

I heat it up and all I do is flame these rappers

I'm an animal but you can't tame this rapper

You can't tame this rapper never put me in a cage

Cuz I make so much mula all I do is money make

All I do is money bake cuz all I do is get dough

Then after that I make it rain then after that I make it snow

I make it snow like the middle of winter

And I hit so cold that you falling like timber

I'm so cold like I'm made out of ice

I'm so cold I'm about to catch frostbite

I'm so sick I'm sicker then a patient

All I do is take these rappers off like Christmas vacation

And like the Christmas tree is light up

Lights out I'm out

(Lil G)

(Cynthia)

Peace that might be a way to say good bye

Peace that might be a way to save a life

15 year old girl and I'm always on myspace

And if you wonder why it's because it's my space

My place my crib my house my room

And don't trespass or you'll be in a tomb

Now what you gonna do

I break you so bad you call me M-S doom

Doom like the game on pc

Like john cena you can not see me

I lay the bomb on you like Batista

You are the student and I'll be the teacher

[The Stryker]

Wow.

Thats.......something.

[whitemonkey]

Its starting too sound more and more like that "suck a pssy fck a pssy" crap....... You know By that other rapper that sings about being the best. Lil ??????


No offense keep at em..

[Lil G]

Originally Posted by whitemonkey

Its starting too sound more and more like that "suck a pssy fck a pssy" crap....... You know By that other rapper that sings about being the best. Lil ??????


No offense keep at em..

Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

[whitemonkey]

Originally Posted by Lil G

Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

didn't you reference Wu Tang Clan in one of your songs?

[Dr. Terminus]

Lil G you are doing your thang babayyy!

I am the beast is one of my favorite tracks of the year. It may even be the best track emerging from the underground MC's.

May I suggest you drop the Lil Wayne shtick and listen to some GZA, perhaps some Nas?

Illmatic.

Write real, live true.

Yo, I be ya Dr.Dre

[whitemonkey]

wow, you remind me of Terrence Howard in the movie Hustle And Flow.


Whoop Dat Trick Lil G.

[XERO]

Originally Posted by whitemonkey

wow, you remind me of Terrence Howard in the movie Hustle And Flow.

So he's a black pimp who beat the crap out of a well-known rapper for flushing his demo tape down the toilet?

[whitemonkey]

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

So he's a black pimp who beat the crap out of a well-known rapper for flushing his demo tape down the toilet?

I wish,but maybe there's a possibility of jerry curls for Lil G.

[The Stryker]

Originally Posted by Lil G

Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

I didn't know LL Cool J and Biggie sucked.

[whitemonkey]

Put up some new songs Lil G!

[Lil G]

Originally Posted by whitemonkey

Put up some new songs Lil G!

Alright I will, I just gotta write some lyrics and record it. Tonight I will have up a song or two.

[FlawedCoil82]

Wow, some of you people are cracking me up.

Rap isn't for me. I rate rap, yodeling, polka and death metal as four forms of "music" that I'd gladly throw into the abyss, never to be heard again. Everytime I see the hoodrats on tv bouncing to some "hand clap beats" while their posse is in the back, pouting their lips trying to look all bad and tough, it enrages me that it is one of the most popular forms of "music" today and makes me feel ashamed to know I am a member of the same species that supports such tripe. I'd rather date my dog than date a girl who listened to rap. It looks like I may have to do that to, since God was apparently incapable of creating a girl in Ohio (at least around here) who isn't a drone and thus DOESN'T listen to rap. Perhaps he just forgot to make one?
Jack

[Lil G]

Originally Posted by Stryker

I didn't know LL Cool J and Biggie sucked.

I never said that, did I? I started out with Lil' Wayne, Jay Z, Kanye West, and all of these other rappers because my friends told me to listen to them. Then I wanted to try my own raps since I liked the music. I further listened to their music and found out they're nothing but whack. So I want to listen to older rap that is waaaaaaaaaaay better. Get your story straight and don't assume I only listen to suckish rappers.