My Raps

[XERO]

I've NEVER laughed so hard in my life.

[Lil G]

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I've NEVER laughed so hard in my life.

I second that!

[Lil G]

Okay, do I have a treat for you guys!!! I am uploaded five new songs I recorded in the last 2 weeks ( I know, I know... lemme spare the breath for you guys... DAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!) Okay, let's cut to the chase. Here you go:

Now this one I actually stumbled over the song on the internet and the chorus just came to me and I wrote some lyrics down:

Do My Thang

Lyrics:

Spoiler:

It's Lil G baby these rappers I'm craving
Go ahead and call me crazy but rap is what I'm saving
But maybe I'm crazy and my sight is hazy
But I could see well enough to make my raps sweet like daisies
The best in this the best that exists
Beat you down like Brown comma Chris
The best that's blessed the best that says
To shoot them all down like were living in the west

Now watch me do my thang and listen to me say
To put your hands up and in the air they better be
You better see that I'm ill cuz that's so noticible
Got double rap powers and that's double trouble
To those rappers that out there
Cuz when they hear me they won't know why they be there
Or be here or why rap and why do this if he's up in the game
Then they stop and they drop and the stop with the rap thang

I'm magnificent I'm amazing I'm blazing hot
Shoot these rappers down like Robocop
Now robo-stop cuz you are a hater
I'm a greater dictator cuz I grind like a skater
Dude you're screwed now what you gonna do
You got you're whole crew well I got my crew too
Now go ahead and get you're crew but I ain't shakin
Cuz like ABC Family I could make it or brake it

This one is another try on the King Of Rap Music, except I took out the music part. It starts skipping at the beginning but that's because Audacity was getting all frozen and **** and I tried to fix it but it wasn't working.

King Of Rap Music

Spoiler:

I will never stop rappin i am the go boy
Makin money everyday im the pillsberry dough boy
These rappers make it rain but you know i make it snow boy
And if you dont believe me then why is it so cold boy
I rest my case so i step out of the court man
Stay in the game like Lebron so i am the sports man
Dunkin like donuts so go ahead and call me shaq
Got that nice apparel call me the men in black
DC mark eckos and you know i got them nikes
Steppin up on your block and i look o so mighty
Im so sick so hot to the highest degree
Don't try to put me out cuz my flame is everlasting
These rappers aint nowhere as hot they are just heaters
But I'm number 1 kind of like the leader
So my fans love my grind cuz i grind like a skateboard
They also love my raps cuz i spit like a retard

Im the king of rap music give me my crown
I own the rap city i own this town
Best around I sware i know you love my sound
Im music to your ears i know how to break it down
I'm so hard and you light like a feather
Im so hard that I shock you like lightning in the weather
Cuz i kill beats so bad theres to many tombstones to count
Cuz I rip them up like dogs teeth I am a hound
Runnin out on all fours like a pack of wild boars
I'm comin to your house you better go and close the doors
Yeah 1 2 Lil G's coming for you
I glow brighter than the sun and these rappers just moons
And they hatin on me cuz im iller than the swine flu
Sicker than an achoo and sweeter than honey dew
You say im
So ill so sick so amazing its me
Call me mr crazy or call me lil g cuz im the

Its the king of rap music im makin so many rhymes
At so many different times so many dead beats
Cuz i kill beats i am a murderer
I am also the king of rap mr g the dictator
Yeah put the mr in that even though im only a teenager
But i still got more haters than the richest man in the world
Cuz its all about money in some peoples eyes
But my eyes its the dream to rise
Rise like the fallen then ill go and transform
Into an independant rapper like im living in a dorm
That loves to write raps that loves to record
That loves to make beats on his beat makin keyboard
I wanna stay at the top cuz that what i wanna do
No really... thats what im gonna do
This is how rap till the day im deceased
But until that day you know that im gonna be

This one is called Rock The World. Ever since I heard this song... and that's been for 2 years now... I wanted to rap on this beat. I had to make it perfect and at the right time, so here it is:

Rock The World

Spoiler:

Rap is my heart that is my best feature
It comes from my soul that is my favorite feature
I school these rappers I am the teacher
Step up to me and then I will teach ya
I'm a killer a monster yup I am a creature
I play hard ball and you sitting at the bleachers
I'm hot so hot hotter than Pasadena
So all the girls flipping over me like a ballerina

I'm rapping so fast like I'm filled with caffeine
I'm rapping so fast they call me Lightning McQueen
I'm serene I'm unseen I'm a teen I'm so lean
I spit like a submarine I'm scarier than Halloween
I'm a beast that was released from the cage that I stayed in
It was like a prison then I came out at these rappers up like chicken
Now listen and watch how I glisten
I slither like a snake and you could hear me hissin

Watch me rock the world no matter fact the universe
One verse at a time I call it a uni-verse
I bark like a beagle and I'm fly like an eagle
I'm ill and bad at the same time yup I am illegal
I glitter I am a heaver hitter
I kill beats by the millions Adolf Hitler
I'm elite raw like meat real like whole wheat
Huge not petite and hard like concrete

This one is called "Spit It Out". That's it. No back story. Just... here.

Spit It Out

Spoiler:

I walk it out like two feet

I'm walking so far that I gotta get new feet

Your raps are old and I'm younger than Dewey

I'm younger than that I'm younger than Stewie

I might be young but on these beats I go too deep

I back it up then toss it too deep like a QB

You could mess with anybody but just don't mess with me

Cuz like the alphabet the last thing you wanna do is F with G

I'm the best you see and if you don't then get glasses

I'm the captain the King so call me Price Caspian

Cuz if a beat steps up to me you know I kill two of them

Never do a remix cuz the beats too bruised to be used again

So why mess with something that can not defend

That's kinda like beating up a live boxing bag

Man I keep you trapped but not in a state pen

Put you on an island and keep you stuck like Gilligan

I'm the best and there is no doubt about it

These other rappers crying and I don't see a drought from them

Step up them and then all of a sudden they vanish

Then I'm left there with the title cuz I always vanquish

I'm bigger than the guys that be up in the gym

I could break the whole tree and you could only snap a twig

I could run it this long without breaking a sweat

I'ma beast I'm the best I am a threat

Let me unravel the beast within

Then I could reap ya cuz I'm feeling so grim

Then I come out with this rap that got flo like a fin

Cuz I come out and get big like the stomach of Jamie Lynn

I'm a star in the sky up up and away

Mars is my hotel and it's a one night stay

You could ask me but you will never know

My secret stay zipped like the zipper on your coat

I make it float like a boat and i got that ocean flo

And the waves change shapes like a kid with play dough

Crayola got it connected like a motorola

Keep it fizzin like coca cola and keep it going like dora

And yes im the best from the rhyme that come from my head

To the paper that i write surfer dudes say right on

Ghetto kids say im sick Girl say im sharper than a tooth pick

Skater kids say awesome rapper only say oh man haha

And these beats just say oh man when i jump on man

Im so real not fake like con man

Im the top man like im never gonna drop man stop man

I cant stop man i need to keep goin

I need to keep flin i need ta keep oh no man

Im done

And this is a freestyle too the beat "This Is Why I'm Hot" by Mims. I still can't believe that I did this freestyle.

This Is Why I'm Hot Freestyle

See next post to continue. Apparently it's too long.

[Lil G]

Okay continuing.

I already wrote the lyrics down for the song I'm going to do with Kid Crazy, but I still need to find time when we could hook up and record it. Here are the lyrics for you guys to preview.

Spoiler:

(Kid Crazy)

I'ma fly young gangster I'ma hustle for life

Mess with me and you'll get scarred for life

Mess with me and I'll get locked up for life

I kill beats and they don't even have a life

I go hard harder than a hammer

My grammars so sick I could probably catch cancer

These rappers whack they lower than limbo

I see straight through them like a window

I'm the greatest these rappers mediocre

I walk out the studio with a smile like the joker

Cuz my rhymes would stick on your head like Aunt Jemimah

And don't ask why you know that I'ma

(Kid Crazy)

(Lil G)

I'ma fly young gangster ain't that the truth

The mic blows up when I step in the booth

I spit so hard I might loose a tooth

So tonight I'm expecting a dollar or two

You could holler to me but I won't holler to you

Cuz that's as embarrassing as someone with holes in their shoes

These rappers trash all they do is pollute

But then I come and play them out like if I was a flute

I'm higher than you ain't higher than me

I got these girls on their knees just kissing ma feet

I'm a king shining like a 20 carat ring

So they call me the walking and breathing bling

I'm hot hotter than a grill

It's Lil G the 9th wonder of the world

And you know I don't pay attention to haters

I'm hotter than a crater I'ma fly young gangster

(Lil G)

(Both)

We fly young gangsters you can't stand past our turf

Go ahead and try but we'll throw you out like nerf

We beasts when it comes to music you know we just stuntin

You fronting we'll make you cry like onions

You could make music but we'll kick you out like karate

And we both the teachers call us Mr. Miagi

And now we gotta message for all you haters

Stop messin with us we just fly young gangsters

(Both)

(Lil G)

I get back at ya like Kirby

My mouth moves mechanically like a Furby

My road is straight yours has bumps like herpes

My road is straight and yours is curvy

Don't step up to me cuz you'll have step back dude

You don't mess with me cuz I'm number 1 and you stink like #2

I got the blood running through my veins like suwu

I got the big knuckles that'll give you a 1, 2

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

3,4,5 I sting like a beehive

I define shine I could make you blind

I define sick you could catch a cold

And to step up to me you have to define bold

Yeah I'm so smart all I have is knowledge

My pants are so baggy cuz the money in my pockets

I'm riding fly I'm sharp like the teeth on an alligator

We just fly young gangsters

(Kid Crazy)

Okay, well that's about it.

[Hannah]

Reading that just felt uncomfortable.

[Lil G]

Originally Posted by Hannah

Reading that just felt uncomfortable.

Ummmmm... not like that....

[jalexbrown]

Okay...so this is pretty rough, and I scribbled it up in like forty-five seconds, but I couldn't help but post it.

Four tutles in the sewer one day found by a rat who knew Ninja - destiny was bound
In a glowing green ooze the four tutles just grew - Splinter knew eventually the Shredder would lose
Strike hard and fade away was the lesson he taught and then it was just the turtles and the pain that they brought
Named after artists or so it was told - the four mean green ninja machines were on a roll
Leonardo was the leader with the katanas he tucks while Michaelangelo carried two nunchakus
Donatello had the bow and Raph had the sais so I know that you wouldn't wanna mess with these guys
It was the Shredder they were after by they couldn't slip by - the Foot was on a mission that they couldn't survive
And in the end all that stood was the turtles four - Cowabunga! - they were brothers forever more

[Break]


It doesn't matter if their bandanas are different colors or if they're all red - the enemies are dead
When they form in a swarm for whoever their after - the rat named Spliter is their ninja master
And if you run then they can run faster - Peter Laird drew Donatello with a blaster
So if you gain distance then you hear a blast - the next thing you see is four turtles right on your ass
Casey Jones says Pain 101 is the class - Raph says he doesn't wanna fight but Casey just laughs
And in the end we all learned of course that with ninja - fighting is a last resort

[Anarky]

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

You might not want to publish your rough and scribbled up raps. In case you just said that to avoid harsh criticism, you may not want to pursue a career as a rapper which is the nicest way of putting it I can think of.

[jalexbrown]

Originally Posted by Anarky

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

You might not want to publish your rough and scribbled up raps. In case you just said that to avoid harsh criticism, you may not want to pursue a career as a rapper which is the nicest way of putting it I can think of.

Lol. I take no offense and I mind no criticism. I knew it wasn't very good, but I'm okay with giving other people a laugh at my expense. I wouldn't pursue a career as a rapper anyways.

[Lil G]

My laptop broke so I cant post any more songs... im pissed....

[XERO]

Write some lyrics about it whenever you can fix it. I mean that, too.

[Lil G]

Just made a Myspace music page. I will be uploading songs there every once in a while, so here's a link to the page.

My Myspace Music Page

Please post constructive criticism. Thanks!!!

[whitemonkey]

Inspirational blunt smoking music.
So whats your favorite of your own songs to listen to?

[Princess Anri]

Challenge redacted.

[Peanut]

What the f*ck?

[Princess Anri]

Yeah, it's pretty hard to believe I haven't been signed yet.

But the joke/nonsensical rap battle market isn't as big as you might think.

I'm not giving up though.