TMNT Quotes. - Page 4

remix17 · 07-17-2005, 08:37 PM

Old Show

--IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEWERS

(Shredder has captured April (sigh

) and is now rooting through her purse. He finds her communicator)
Shredder: Aha!
April: What are you doing?
Shredder: Making sure you don't get lonely.

***

(The turtles' comm rings in their van)
Leonardo: The turte comm!
Donatello: April? Is that you?
Shredder: Not even close.

***

Raphael: Yeah, that's April alright. I recognize her mumble.

***

Michelangelo: (slams a pizza in Baxter's face)
Baxter: I-I can't see!
Michelangelo: Like, that was the plan, dude.

Lioness-Goddess · 07-18-2005, 08:51 AM

New Toon:

Touch and Go:
Mikey: You know, this whole, 'using your mind' thing is crazy! First I thought, throw them in front of the train. But THEN I thought, No! Let THEM think they threw US in front of the train!
Splinter: Yes, yes my son, it is a whole new development for you.

Nobody's Fool:
Mikey: Doesn't he remind you of someone just a little bit? You know, dark and brooding, fights for justice...
Leo: Uh....no.
Mikey: Turtle Titan, duh!
((Hehe, I thought he was talking about Batman!))

Hun on the Run:
Mikey: Look at it this way, Raph. The Shell Cycle got busted, but Donnie got a shiny new train to play with!
Don: Can I keep it Leo?

Worlds Collide Pt. 1
Raph: Sorry professor. We turtles don't know the meaning of surrender!
Honeycutt: Well, it's a verb which means....

Leo: (impersonating Honeycutt with a REALLY BAD British accent): Uh....oh dear, I'm up here, and it's quite um....extraordinary!

Leo: We gotta shut him up!
Mikey: Donnie! Do something!
Don: *rips off Professor Honeycutt's head*
Mikey: Um...that was a little extreme.
Don: I panicked!

The Lesson:
Little Casey: I can't feel my legs.
Leo: That's a good thing!

Raph: It's all about the weapons!

remix17 · 07-18-2005, 03:02 PM

OLD SHOW:

Leonardo: Shredder could show up any time, any place.
Raphael: Man, Leonardo, you are such a downer.

Shredder: I know where this is. On the grounds of a small carnival.
Krang: Splendid. Then that is where you shall go.
Shredder: To a carnival?
Krang: Yes. You'll fit in nicely with the other freaks.

Krang: Excellent work, Tragg! I'm going to pin a medal on you, as soon as I get a pair of hands.

Shredder: (holding Splinter down) Smothered by a cheese-wrapping machine, heh heh. A fitting end for a rat!

Donatello: Can't we discuss this like human beings?
Raphael: Nice try, Donatello.

NEW SHOW:

Michelangelo: (holding an unconscious April) So, can I keep her?

(April sees Splinter. She faints.)
Donatello: You sure have a way with the ladies, master Splinter.

Shredder: Those who are not with me are against me! And I crush those who stand against me!

Serp · 07-19-2005, 07:19 PM

In TMNT 3

Casey- Hey Raph!!! how did that brain transplant go!?

Raph- What!?

Casey- What!?

Raph- Huh!?

Casey- Yeah.

remix17 · 07-20-2005, 07:40 AM

OLD SHOW

(The crystal Baxter is studying drops to the floor, hitting Shredder's boot. Shredder picks it up.)
Shredder: Clumsy fool! You could have damaged it! You also ruined my shine. (Note: Delivery genius on this one!)

Shredder: You must help me, Krang. I'll never be able to defeat the turtles without all the fragments.
Krang: Alright, Shredder. But let this be the last time. I'm a ruthless intergalactic evil-doer, not a wet nurse.

Zelda · 07-22-2005, 10:24 PM

GREAT thread!! Glad to hear so many old show quotes ^_^ Tried not to make any repeats....

New show
Mikey answering shellcell: Mutant clone control, you splice 'em, we dice 'em!

TMNT1
Mikey: Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

Danny: Don't shoot!
Raph: ..I don't think it's loaded kid.

TMNT2
Mikey: Wax on....wax off....wax on--
Raph: Mouth OFF.

TMNT3
April: It's Star Trek time guys!

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 10-22-2005, 02:29 PM

From the TMNT Adventures comic:

April squuezes through the sewer drain:

"Ouch. This is a tight squeeze. You must be putting on weight, O'Neil!"

*Sage Ninja* · 10-03-2007, 12:34 AM

From the Old show

Howie: **singing** why can't I be a teenager with a shell!

**The turtles look on in dumb founded silence**

Raphael: is this guy for real?
_____________________

Splinter: **holding onto a frightened Leonardo** by the power of my will you are no afraid

Leonardo:uh, okay. Can I go back to hiding under the bed now?

_____________________

**the turtles are all hiding under the bed**

Donatello: **soft pitiful scream**ahhhh

Michaelangelo: what's the matter?

Donatello: y-you scared me

DonatelloDomeHead31 · 10-03-2007, 05:35 PM

(From Turtle Tracks)

Waiter: One shashimi pizza and 3 whipped cream pizzas, in good health.

Donatello: what is it raphael? a threatening note?
Raphael: Worse that that. it's the check!

TMNT_2010 · 11-02-2010, 12:39 AM

I recently uploaded a video to youtube of my personal favourite quotes from the OT so I thought I would share it with everyone here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987mprUwRW8

So does anyone else have some favourite quotes?

I'm also wondering about something that might have been a quote on the show but I can't remember what episode it was in. I believe it was Rocksteady who asked Shredder "now can we shoot them?" referring to the turtles and Shredder replied "fire away my moronic mutants". But I can't remember if it was actually from this show or from another show and I just think its from ninja turtles.

*Powder* · 11-02-2010, 10:14 AM

"Eat blazin' electric death!" - Rocksteady, I believe.

*XERO* · 11-02-2010, 11:00 AM

From Shredder and Splintered.

(Leonardo hits Rocksteady with the stoplight.)
Leo: "I think they're starting to tire."
Raph: "Oh, great. In a few more hours, they'll barely be able to throw a car at us."

*Sage Ninja* · 11-02-2010, 12:26 PM

anything Raphael says is normally something worth quoting in my opinion.

BradsOneManBand · 11-02-2010, 02:16 PM

"Clang? Did you say clang??

Voidoid · 11-02-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradsOneManBand

"Clang? Did you say clang??

"check these dudes out!" "dudes not....they're robots.." "robots?! LET'S ROCK!!!!"

cryan · 11-02-2010, 04:47 PM

From "the Foot Soldiers are revolting"

Shredder and Krang are stuck in an escape pod which is run low on power.They are heading into an energy storm.The ship gets hit

Krang:The power cell are fully charged
Shredder:So are the filling in my teeth.

*XERO* · 11-02-2010, 05:06 PM

Here are a few from Sky Turtles.

Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!"
Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!"
(The other Turtles and Master Splinter join him.)
Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!"

(After they fall back to the ground.)
Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes."
Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!"

(Leo, Raph, and Don are sharing 4 Anti-Gravity Boots side by side.)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"
Don: "Well, hey, it's either this, or someone rides you Turtle-back."

(The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.)
Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!"
Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!"
Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?"
Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!"

Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!"
(Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.)
Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!"

(Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.)
Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!"
Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!"

Mike: "Whoops."
(After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.)
Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!"
Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?"

Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!"
Bebop: "Yeah! And bring cash! *snort* We don't take plastic!"

Mike: "Come back here, Shredhead! Let's tango!"
(As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and Mike's feet.)
Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped, but at least we saved the city."
Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!"

*triplexxx* · 11-02-2010, 07:34 PM

L: Donatello does more than his share around here.
D: Thanks Leonardo, I owe you one.
L: Fix my electric toothbrush and we'll call it even.
D: THAT DOES IT! This handyman is officially on strike.

D: I sure hope I find a few intelligent turtles in outer space because there sure aren't too many of them here on earth.

D: Uh, but you see little guy, if your solar magnet is pulling the Earth closer to the sun, our planet could heat up to oh 30000 DEGREES!

Donatello's funny when he's angry.

*oldmanwinters* · 11-02-2010, 09:49 PM

For me it has to be the Sensei from the Turtle Tracks episode:

"What say you, oh wise Sensei?"
"I say... throw the bum out!"

cryan · 11-03-2010, 04:57 AM

The is a Raph quote from "the Dimension X story".The guys are about to be sucked into a dimensional vortex that loos like a tornado.

Donny:Shedder is trying to send us to Dimension X.
Raph:with a tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Oh,that Raph.The Han Solo of TMNT.

07-17-2005, 08:37 PM	#61
remix17 Foot Soldier Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 113	Old Show --IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEWERS (Shredder has captured April (sigh ) and is now rooting through her purse. He finds her communicator) Shredder: Aha! April: What are you doing? Shredder: Making sure you don't get lonely. * (The turtles' comm rings in their van) Leonardo: The turte comm! Donatello: April? Is that you? Shredder: Not even close. * Raphael: Yeah, that's April alright. I recognize her mumble. *** Michelangelo: (slams a pizza in Baxter's face) Baxter: I-I can't see! Michelangelo: Like, that was the plan, dude. __________________ "Impressive. Unless of course, you were aiming for me."

07-18-2005, 08:51 AM	#62
Lioness-Goddess Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York, New York Posts: 408	New Toon: Touch and Go: Mikey: You know, this whole, 'using your mind' thing is crazy! First I thought, throw them in front of the train. But THEN I thought, No! Let THEM think they threw US in front of the train! Splinter: Yes, yes my son, it is a whole new development for you. Nobody's Fool: Mikey: Doesn't he remind you of someone just a little bit? You know, dark and brooding, fights for justice... Leo: Uh....no. Mikey: Turtle Titan, duh! ((Hehe, I thought he was talking about Batman!)) Hun on the Run: Mikey: Look at it this way, Raph. The Shell Cycle got busted, but Donnie got a shiny new train to play with! Don: Can I keep it Leo? Worlds Collide Pt. 1 Raph: Sorry professor. We turtles don't know the meaning of surrender! Honeycutt: Well, it's a verb which means.... Leo: (impersonating Honeycutt with a REALLY BAD British accent): Uh....oh dear, I'm up here, and it's quite um....extraordinary! Leo: We gotta shut him up! Mikey: Donnie! Do something! Don: rips off Professor Honeycutt's head Mikey: Um...that was a little extreme. Don: I panicked! The Lesson: Little Casey: I can't feel my legs. Leo: That's a good thing! Raph: It's all about the weapons! __________________ There are only two things that are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

07-18-2005, 03:02 PM	#63
remix17 Foot Soldier Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 113	OLD SHOW: Leonardo: Shredder could show up any time, any place. Raphael: Man, Leonardo, you are such a downer. Shredder: I know where this is. On the grounds of a small carnival. Krang: Splendid. Then that is where you shall go. Shredder: To a carnival? Krang: Yes. You'll fit in nicely with the other freaks. Krang: Excellent work, Tragg! I'm going to pin a medal on you, as soon as I get a pair of hands. Shredder: (holding Splinter down) Smothered by a cheese-wrapping machine, heh heh. A fitting end for a rat! Donatello: Can't we discuss this like human beings? Raphael: Nice try, Donatello. NEW SHOW: Michelangelo: (holding an unconscious April) So, can I keep her? (April sees Splinter. She faints.) Donatello: You sure have a way with the ladies, master Splinter. Shredder: Those who are not with me are against me! And I crush those who stand against me! __________________ "Impressive. Unless of course, you were aiming for me."

07-20-2005, 07:40 AM	#65
remix17 Foot Soldier Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 113	OLD SHOW (The crystal Baxter is studying drops to the floor, hitting Shredder's boot. Shredder picks it up.) Shredder: Clumsy fool! You could have damaged it! You also ruined my shine. (Note: Delivery genius on this one!) Shredder: You must help me, Krang. I'll never be able to defeat the turtles without all the fragments. Krang: Alright, Shredder. But let this be the last time. I'm a ruthless intergalactic evil-doer, not a wet nurse. __________________ "Impressive. Unless of course, you were aiming for me."

07-22-2005, 10:24 PM	#66
Zelda Hench Mutant Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 364	GREAT thread!! Glad to hear so many old show quotes ^_^ Tried not to make any repeats.... New show Mikey answering shellcell: Mutant clone control, you splice 'em, we dice 'em! TMNT1 Mikey: Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw. Danny: Don't shoot! Raph: ..I don't think it's loaded kid. TMNT2 Mikey: Wax on....wax off....wax on-- Raph: Mouth OFF. TMNT3 April: It's Star Trek time guys! __________________ ~Zelda~ Author of Judgment: Volume I http://www.myspace.com/zellieberraine Inspired by what I love best about TMNT: character dynamics, superheroes that aren't of the Superman variety, genetics, etc

07-19-2005, 07:19 PM	#64
Serp Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 362	In TMNT 3 Casey- Hey Raph!!! how did that brain transplant go!? Raph- What!? Casey- What!? Raph- Huh!? Casey- Yeah.

10-22-2005, 02:29 PM	#67
Mr._Mutant_Man Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,340	From the TMNT Adventures comic: April squuezes through the sewer drain: "Ouch. This is a tight squeeze. You must be putting on weight, O'Neil!"

10-03-2007, 12:34 AM	#68
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,926	From the Old show Howie: singing why can't I be a teenager with a shell! The turtles look on in dumb founded silence Raphael: is this guy for real? _____________________ Splinter: holding onto a frightened Leonardo by the power of my will you are no afraid Leonardo:uh, okay. Can I go back to hiding under the bed now? _____________________ the turtles are all hiding under the bed Donatello: soft pitiful screamahhhh Michaelangelo: what's the matter? Donatello: y-you scared me __________________ Cassandra: You won't fight me, but will you fight--for him! Cassandra's Revenge ~Tangled the Series ________________________________ http://frankviola.org/2012/01/30/godsviewofawoman/ _______________________________ http://nox-artemis.tumblr.com/post/4...k-and-feminism

10-03-2007, 05:35 PM	#69
DonatelloDomeHead31 Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Helping Casey Jones fix the Pick-Up Truck Posts: 878	(From Turtle Tracks) Waiter: One shashimi pizza and 3 whipped cream pizzas, in good health. Donatello: what is it raphael? a threatening note? Raphael: Worse that that. it's the check! __________________ Donatello: Pork rind. Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries. Donatello: Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do! Donatello: Have you seen the way this guy drives? Donatello: 0.00000003%! Donatello: I don't know, but it doesn't look good...

11-02-2010, 12:39 AM	#70
TMNT_2010 Thug Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 73	Best quotes from Ninja Turtles I recently uploaded a video to youtube of my personal favourite quotes from the OT so I thought I would share it with everyone here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987mprUwRW8 So does anyone else have some favourite quotes? I'm also wondering about something that might have been a quote on the show but I can't remember what episode it was in. I believe it was Rocksteady who asked Shredder "now can we shoot them?" referring to the turtles and Shredder replied "fire away my moronic mutants". But I can't remember if it was actually from this show or from another show and I just think its from ninja turtles.

11-02-2010, 10:14 AM	#71
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,955	"Eat blazin' electric death!" - Rocksteady, I believe.

11-02-2010, 11:00 AM	#72
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	From Shredder and Splintered. (Leonardo hits Rocksteady with the stoplight.) Leo: "I think they're starting to tire." Raph: "Oh, great. In a few more hours, they'll barely be able to throw a car at us." __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

11-02-2010, 12:26 PM	#73
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,926	anything Raphael says is normally something worth quoting in my opinion. __________________ Cassandra: You won't fight me, but will you fight--for him! Cassandra's Revenge ~Tangled the Series ________________________________ http://frankviola.org/2012/01/30/godsviewofawoman/ _______________________________ http://nox-artemis.tumblr.com/post/4...k-and-feminism

11-02-2010, 02:16 PM	#74
BradsOneManBand Random Punk Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 18	"Clang? Did you say clang??

11-02-2010, 04:47 PM	#76
cryan Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Athens,AL Posts: 743	From "the Foot Soldiers are revolting" Shredder and Krang are stuck in an escape pod which is run low on power.They are heading into an energy storm.The ship gets hit Krang:The power cell are fully charged Shredder:So are the filling in my teeth. Last edited by cryan; 11-02-2010 at 05:20 PM.

11-02-2010, 05:06 PM	#77
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Here are a few from Sky Turtles. Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!" Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!" (The other Turtles and Master Splinter join him.) Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!" (After they fall back to the ground.) Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes." Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!" (Leo, Raph, and Don are sharing 4 Anti-Gravity Boots side by side.) Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?" Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!" Don: "Well, hey, it's either this, or someone rides you Turtle-back." (The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.) Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!" Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!" Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?" Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!" Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!" (Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.) Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!" (Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.) Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!" Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!" Mike: "Whoops." (After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.) Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!" Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?" Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!" Bebop: "Yeah! And bring cash! snort We don't take plastic!" Mike: "Come back here, Shredhead! Let's tango!" (As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and Mike's feet.) Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!" Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped, but at least we saved the city." Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!" __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

11-02-2010, 07:34 PM	#78
triplexxx Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,817	L: Donatello does more than his share around here. D: Thanks Leonardo, I owe you one. L: Fix my electric toothbrush and we'll call it even. D: THAT DOES IT! This handyman is officially on strike. D: I sure hope I find a few intelligent turtles in outer space because there sure aren't too many of them here on earth. D: Uh, but you see little guy, if your solar magnet is pulling the Earth closer to the sun, our planet could heat up to oh 30000 DEGREES! Donatello's funny when he's angry. __________________ Please don't shoot me Mr. Big Mike. I'm too young and good-looking to die, well too young. I got a father, I got a mother, I got a grandmother, I got a little sister...and a little brother this high (raises hand), and a little brother this high (lowers hand), and little brother this high (lowers hand), and a little brother this high (lowers hand), and a little brother this high (lowers hand) and then I got a great big brother this high (slaps gun and runs). "Fright Night" - Three Stooges

11-02-2010, 09:49 PM	#79
oldmanwinters Overlord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Between yesterday and tomorrow! Posts: 15,501	For me it has to be the Sensei from the Turtle Tracks episode: "What say you, oh wise Sensei?" "I say... throw the bum out!" __________________ Experience the TMNT Fan Commentaries! Check out my TMNT fan comic, "Nothing to Fear"! View my sketch work! I'm selling some of my hard-to-find TMNT items!

11-03-2010, 04:57 AM	#80
cryan Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Athens,AL Posts: 743	The is a Raph quote from "the Dimension X story".The guys are about to be sucked into a dimensional vortex that loos like a tornado. Donny:Shedder is trying to send us to Dimension X. Raph:with a tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz? Oh,that Raph.The Han Solo of TMNT.