Favorite T.V. Show Quotes

*Lethal Lullaby* · 04-07-2012, 02:38 PM

Not sure if there's a thread for this, but just say a random and favorite quote.
"Hey! I just realized it's November. What the **** happened?" (Stewie from Family Guy.)

Moonlight1102 · 04-07-2012, 04:25 PM

See this? This is "Man Not Caring". - Scrubs

Raphael86 · 04-07-2012, 05:56 PM

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

- Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk

*Guitar_Raph* · 04-07-2012, 09:26 PM

Kiss My Grits!: Alice
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia/Porkshops & Appleschause: The Brady Bunch
Did I Do That?: Family Matters
FEE-NEY!!!: Boy Meets World
Whoa!: Blossom
Watch it sucka!: Sanford & Son

For game shows...
Conne On Down!: The Peice Is Right
The Password is...; all forms of Password
And the Banana Section goes nuts; Tattletales
On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3!: Just Men!/Hollywood Squares (John Davidson)
The answer is..a DAILY DOUBLE!: Jeopardy!

**Jester** · 04-07-2012, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar_Raph

FEE-NEY!!!: Boy Meets World

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-07-2012, 09:44 PM

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

**Jester** · 04-07-2012, 09:52 PM

I know it's long but...
Bender: Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.
Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say "ask" instead of "aks".
Fry: Xmas, huh? [He sighs.] Y'know, this'll be my first Xmas away from home.
Leela: Hey, hey. Let me aks you something: Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree?
Fry: Yeah! An old-fashioned Xmas tree! Hey! These aren't Xmas trees!
Farnsworth: Eh, wha?
Fry: They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree.
Farnsworth: Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk!

Peanut · 04-07-2012, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

One shall rise, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

Isn't that from the movie?

My favourite quote is "MY CABBAGES!"

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-07-2012, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Isn't that from the movie?

No, it's been in every Transformers cartoon.

tmnt transformer · 04-07-2012, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

That one is my favorive quote as well.

*Storm Eagle* · 04-07-2012, 11:12 PM

"Interfering is the glue that keeps American families together." - Tony Micelli, Who's The Boss

"I'm NOT wrong. At least not in theory." - Kai Chen, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy

"Even in darkness, good always prevails." - Merrick Baliton, Power Rangers: Wild Force

"Every day is a gift. I just...does it have to be a pair of socks?" – Tony Soprano, The Sopranos

“Dating is prostitution, man, only you don’t get what you pay for.” – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Will we still be friends after this? Well, my head says no, but my heart...says no. So no." – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Blood is like my grandfather. Never lies." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

"There is a building in New York City that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds. It's called 'The View'." – Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me. I quit.'" - Bill Maher

*KROW* · 04-07-2012, 11:52 PM

"Love is a device created by bank managers to make us feel overdrawn." --Rimmer; Red Dwarf

"Don't be a crybaby, be a TRYbaby!" --Tick; The Tick (live action series)

"Teacher, teacher, you forgot to give us homework. Shut up!" --Lewis; Drew Carey Show

Anything Dr. Cox says in Scrubs.

"D'oh!" -- Homer; The Simpsons (duh)

**Jester** · 04-08-2012, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KROW

"D'oh!" -- Homer; The Simpsons (duh)

THANK YOU!!! I can never remember where that comes from.

Panda Khan · 04-08-2012, 12:56 AM

See you in another life brother.

17thCenturySorcerer · 04-08-2012, 09:50 AM

*Laughing way too hard* "It's a Giraffe!" (Patrick from Spongebob)

*BubblyShell22* · 04-08-2012, 05:44 PM

"I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not. And that, sir, is an idiot." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

"My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a thief, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons.

Memphis · 04-09-2012, 06:15 AM

Patrick: My dad told me you cant just mindlessly spend your money. You have to save it.
Spongebob: Your dad said that?
Patrick: Well, what he really said was "Stop standing there" but I knew what he ment.

Lol, classic spongebob.

*BubblyShell22* · 04-09-2012, 08:11 AM

Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Very well. I'll have ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Memphis · 04-09-2012, 10:57 AM

Dean: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

/Thread. What do I win? Cash?

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-09-2012, 04:25 PM

Miles Standish: "Give me the bird!"

Yakko Warner: "We'd love to really but the Fox sensors won't allow it."

04-07-2012, 02:38 PM	#1
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Favorite T.V. Show Quotes Not sure if there's a thread for this, but just say a random and favorite quote. "Hey! I just realized it's November. What the **** happened?" (Stewie from Family Guy.)

04-07-2012, 04:25 PM	#2
Moonlight1102 Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow Posts: 301	See this? This is "Man Not Caring". - Scrubs __________________

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Raphael86 Foot Soldier Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Earth. Posts: 117	"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." - Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk __________________

04-07-2012, 09:26 PM	#4
Guitar_Raph Superhero musician Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 2,191	Kiss My Grits!: Alice Marcia, Marcia, Marcia/Porkshops & Appleschause: The Brady Bunch Did I Do That?: Family Matters FEE-NEY!!!: Boy Meets World Whoa!: Blossom Watch it sucka!: Sanford & Son For game shows... Conne On Down!: The Peice Is Right The Password is...; all forms of Password And the Banana Section goes nuts; Tattletales On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3!: Just Men!/Hollywood Squares (John Davidson) The answer is..a DAILY DOUBLE!: Jeopardy! __________________ Mikey drums with nunchucks!

04-07-2012, 09:44 PM	#6
TurtleTitan97 Space Cowboy Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Speed Force Posts: 7,043	One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime __________________ Last edited by TurtleTitan97; 04-07-2012 at 10:17 PM.

04-07-2012, 09:52 PM	#7
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	I know it's long but... Bender: Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac. Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit. Farnsworth: What-mas? Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S. Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say "ask" instead of "aks". Fry: Xmas, huh? [He sighs.] Y'know, this'll be my first Xmas away from home. Leela: Hey, hey. Let me aks you something: Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree? Fry: Yeah! An old-fashioned Xmas tree! Hey! These aren't Xmas trees! Farnsworth: Eh, wha? Fry: They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree. Farnsworth: Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

04-07-2012, 11:12 PM	#11
Storm Eagle Saved by Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New York Posts: 3,395	"Interfering is the glue that keeps American families together." - Tony Micelli, Who's The Boss "I'm NOT wrong. At least not in theory." - Kai Chen, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy "Even in darkness, good always prevails." - Merrick Baliton, Power Rangers: Wild Force "Every day is a gift. I just...does it have to be a pair of socks?" – Tony Soprano, The Sopranos “Dating is prostitution, man, only you don’t get what you pay for.” – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show "Will we still be friends after this? Well, my head says no, but my heart...says no. So no." – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show "Blood is like my grandfather. Never lies." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation "There is a building in New York City that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds. It's called 'The View'." – Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me. I quit.'" - Bill Maher

04-07-2012, 11:52 PM	#12
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	"Love is a device created by bank managers to make us feel overdrawn." --Rimmer; Red Dwarf "Don't be a crybaby, be a TRYbaby!" --Tick; The Tick (live action series) "Teacher, teacher, you forgot to give us homework. Shut up!" --Lewis; Drew Carey Show Anything Dr. Cox says in Scrubs. "D'oh!" -- Homer; The Simpsons (duh) __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

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Panda Khan Foot Soldier Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: The Bamboo Grove. Posts: 249	See you in another life brother. __________________ "When It's Time To Party We Will Party Hard."

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17thCenturySorcerer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 127	Laughing way too hard "It's a Giraffe!" (Patrick from Spongebob) __________________

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BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	"I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not. And that, sir, is an idiot." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy. "My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a thief, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

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Memphis Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 581	Patrick: My dad told me you cant just mindlessly spend your money. You have to save it. Spongebob: Your dad said that? Patrick: Well, what he really said was "Stop standing there" but I knew what he ment. Lol, classic spongebob. __________________ I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. Looking for MOC Dino figures. PM me if you're selling! Already have Ankyl Leo

04-09-2012, 08:11 AM	#18
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Very well. I'll have ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

04-09-2012, 10:57 AM	#19
Memphis Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 581	Dean: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please? Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help. Dean: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested. Castiel: It's not God. Someone else. Dean: Who? Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me. Dean: Excuse me? Castiel: His name is Raphael. Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel? /Thread. What do I win? Cash? __________________ I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. Looking for MOC Dino figures. PM me if you're selling! Already have Ankyl Leo

04-09-2012, 04:25 PM	#20
Zany Orange Dude The Little Nerdy Teacher Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: At my desk reading comics and writing lesson plans Posts: 2,292	Miles Standish: "Give me the bird!" Yakko Warner: "We'd love to really but the Fox sensors won't allow it." __________________