Favorite T.V. Show Quotes - Page 3

Memphis · 04-18-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rufus

The X-Files.
Scully: Good morning.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

Hilarious! Love the x-files...

Krycek: You must be losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand.
Mulder: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?
[Krycek ***** gun]
Mulder: Wait, if those were my last words, I can do better.

*Anarchistguy* · 04-20-2012, 07:49 AM

Every fat woman joke in Married...With Children

*Lethal Lullaby* · 04-20-2012, 12:54 PM

Family Guy
Stewie: Hey Brian?
Brian: Yeah?
Stewie: Tomorrow's Sunday.
Brian: (Censored)

American Dad
Stan: "Let's go dig up your mother so she can make us breakfast."

Futurama
"Bite my shiny metal A**!"

*BubblyShell22* · 04-20-2012, 05:19 PM

Tom Tucker: Hurricane RuPaul is making his or her way up the coast. We now go live to Ollie Williams with the blackie weather report. Ollie?
Ollie: It's rainin' sideways!
Tom: Sounds rough, Ollie. Do you have an umbrella?
Ollie: Had one.
Tom: Where is it?
Ollie: Inside out two miles away.
Tom: Is there anything we can get you, Ollie?
Ollie: Bring me some soup.
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY! (Family Guy)

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-20-2012, 05:28 PM

"I am vengence. I am the night. I am...Batman!"-(Batman TAS, Nothing to Fear)

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-20-2012, 07:45 PM

News Reporter- "News flash! Darkwing Duck is loose in St. Canard. The mighty Negaduck demands that Darkwing Duck be arrested on sight.-"

Negaduck- "NO! MAKE THAT SHOT! DARKWING SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT! Or-or skinned. YEAH SKIN HIM ALIVE! NO NO NO- EVEN BETTER! BURN HIM TO FIERY ASH!...And then arrest him."

Gotta love Negaduck.

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-22-2012, 01:48 PM

Here's a line from my favorite Daffy Duck cartoon, Duck Amuck.

Daffy: "Listen bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!"

Daffy 2: "Don't let that bother ya, Jack!"

Gotta love that duck.

*shuriken* · 04-23-2012, 01:41 AM

Food critic exec-I'm looking for someone that doesn't immediately poo poo everything he eats.
Homer- Naaa it usually takes a couple of hours.

Shredder- Like the Phoenix I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire you will go...

Bobby Hill- That's my purse I DON'T Know YOU! (kicks Hank Hill in the testicles)
Hank Hill- BwuuAAAAuuUgh

Kramer- You're an anti dentite

**Jester** · 04-23-2012, 04:20 AM

Bobby Hill: THAT'S MY PURSE! (Kicks Peggy)
Peggy Hill:That's right, Bobby, I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-23-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

Here's a line from my favorite Daffy Duck cartoon, Duck Amuck.

Daffy: "Listen bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!"

Daffy 2: "Don't let that bother ya, Jack!"

Gotta love that duck.

I love Duck Amuck! It is one of my favorite Looney Tunes shorts! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

*mysterycolor* · 04-23-2012, 11:27 AM

"Being your own boss isn't that great of a deal. Last week I sexually harassed myself." Dan Conner (Roseanne)

Memphis · 04-23-2012, 11:48 AM

Flexo: Hey, Fry! Think fast!
(Opens chest and sprays Fry with gas)
Flexo: Get it? It's chlorine!

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-23-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zany Orange Dude

I love Duck Amuck! It is one of my favorite Looney Tunes shorts! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

Same happen to me when I first watched. Me and my brother were laughing so hard.

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-23-2012, 05:08 PM

Bolin: "Mako! I love you!"

From the scene where Korra and Mako rescue him.

*TurtleTitan97* · 04-23-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Zany Orange Dude

Bolin: "Mako! I love you!"

From the scene where Korra and Mako rescue him.

Oh my gosh, I love that scene. Here's one from the show with Korra:

"I'm the Avatar! You're going to deal with it!"

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-23-2012, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

Oh my gosh, I love that scene. Here's one from the show with Korra:

"I'm the Avatar! You're going to deal with it!"

That is one of my favorite scenes as well! My little sis and I both laughed on that part!

*Zany Orange Dude* · 04-30-2012, 09:33 PM

"It feels so good to be so bad." -OT Shredder

I keel over laughing every time I hear this line because it is so cheesy. Man I love OT Shedder, he and Krang are so funny.

*BubblyShell22* · 05-01-2012, 08:16 AM

Homer: Fun things don't end in eum. They end in mania and teria.

04-20-2012, 07:49 AM	#42
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04-20-2012, 05:19 PM	#44
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Tom Tucker: Hurricane RuPaul is making his or her way up the coast. We now go live to Ollie Williams with the blackie weather report. Ollie? Ollie: It's rainin' sideways! Tom: Sounds rough, Ollie. Do you have an umbrella? Ollie: Had one. Tom: Where is it? Ollie: Inside out two miles away. Tom: Is there anything we can get you, Ollie? Ollie: Bring me some soup. Tom: What kind? Ollie: CHUNKY! (Family Guy) __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

04-20-2012, 05:28 PM	#45
TurtleTitan97 Space Cowboy Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Speed Force Posts: 7,043	"I am vengence. I am the night. I am...Batman!"-(Batman TAS, Nothing to Fear) __________________

04-20-2012, 07:45 PM	#46
Zany Orange Dude The Little Nerdy Teacher Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: At my desk reading comics and writing lesson plans Posts: 2,292	News Reporter- "News flash! Darkwing Duck is loose in St. Canard. The mighty Negaduck demands that Darkwing Duck be arrested on sight.-" Negaduck- "NO! MAKE THAT SHOT! DARKWING SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT! Or-or skinned. YEAH SKIN HIM ALIVE! NO NO NO- EVEN BETTER! BURN HIM TO FIERY ASH!...And then arrest him." Gotta love Negaduck. __________________

04-22-2012, 01:48 PM	#47
TurtleTitan97 Space Cowboy Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Speed Force Posts: 7,043	Here's a line from my favorite Daffy Duck cartoon, Duck Amuck. Daffy: "Listen bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!" Daffy 2: "Don't let that bother ya, Jack!" Gotta love that duck. __________________

04-20-2012, 12:54 PM	#43
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Family Guy Stewie: Hey Brian? Brian: Yeah? Stewie: Tomorrow's Sunday. Brian: (Censored) American Dad Stan: "Let's go dig up your mother so she can make us breakfast." Futurama "Bite my shiny metal A**!"

04-23-2012, 01:41 AM	#48
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Food critic exec-I'm looking for someone that doesn't immediately poo poo everything he eats. Homer- Naaa it usually takes a couple of hours. Shredder- Like the Phoenix I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire you will go... Bobby Hill- That's my purse I DON'T Know YOU! (kicks Hank Hill in the testicles) Hank Hill- BwuuAAAAuuUgh Kramer- You're an anti dentite __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

04-23-2012, 04:20 AM	#49
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Bobby Hill: THAT'S MY PURSE! (Kicks Peggy) Peggy Hill:That's right, Bobby, I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

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04-23-2012, 11:48 AM	#52
Memphis Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 581	Flexo: Hey, Fry! Think fast! (Opens chest and sprays Fry with gas) Flexo: Get it? It's chlorine! __________________ I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. Looking for MOC Dino figures. PM me if you're selling! Already have Ankyl Leo

04-23-2012, 05:08 PM	#54
Zany Orange Dude The Little Nerdy Teacher Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: At my desk reading comics and writing lesson plans Posts: 2,292	Bolin: "Mako! I love you!" From the scene where Korra and Mako rescue him. __________________

04-30-2012, 09:33 PM	#57
Zany Orange Dude The Little Nerdy Teacher Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: At my desk reading comics and writing lesson plans Posts: 2,292	"It feels so good to be so bad." -OT Shredder I keel over laughing every time I hear this line because it is so cheesy. Man I love OT Shedder, he and Krang are so funny. __________________

05-01-2012, 08:16 AM	#58
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Homer: Fun things don't end in eum. They end in mania and teria. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.