Worst Video Game Quotes - Page 3

**Jo Dawn** · 04-09-2007, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michi heavenly6

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

Yeah, I saw a special or something about those games a while ago... just... showing all the weird stuff that it's translated to... Hehe.

And most of these made me laugh. I'd forgotten about a bunch of them.

*Cure* · 04-09-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Spidey's wisecracks from Ultimate Spider-Man because they were so repetitive.

Just imagine hearing "What did the five fingers say to the face--? SLAP!"
and "Up high, down low, two slow" countless times while trying to just barely beat the sh*t out of the Green Goblin, who was probably the hardest boss in the game.

Good game, but Spider-Man needed more funny lines.

I dunno. I think the "butt........hole" line was pretty funny.

Archon_Turtle · 04-09-2007, 05:31 PM

I'm going to have to say most of the technical dialogue from <Insert Metal Gear Game Here>...cause really...I don't need to know everything about the history and technical specifics of the gun youre firing snake....just shoot the Effing badguy!

*XERO* · 04-10-2007, 02:44 AM

"BARF!" River City Ransom, NES

*Dr. Doom* · 04-10-2007, 04:53 PM

I was just exposed to some of the cut scenes from House Of The Dead 2, which (as far as I can tell) has the worst acting of any sort, ever. Pretty much any quote from that game deserves to be listed here, but it can only be done justice when the atrocious acting is heard as opposed to just read.

*Voltron* · 04-11-2007, 07:45 PM

"Dogs of the AMS. . ."

My favorite part of that game was when you're in the boat with those two assfiends you call friends, and they sit on their ****ing hands while undead goblin piranhas leap out of the water trying to eat your face. Then, after you've blown them all away, the guy in the front seat turns around and says

"Are you ok?"

. . .BUT THE GAME DOESN'T LET YOU SHOOT HIS ASS! Listen to him talk! He's clearly a zombie, and must be exterminated. The only positive is that he gets stomach ****ed by a giant chainsaw in a later level.

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 04-20-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrOldSchool

Let's not forget this one:

"You can't escape!" "YOU will be the one escaping!"

Also from Avengers:

In a high pitched tone: "Feel my power!" You have to hear it to know how goofy it is.

Ra · 04-21-2007, 05:45 PM

Man, I wish I remembered to save the link for this one. Best quote from a "shoot 'em up" ever in my opinion.

"You can't kill them with a gun, silly."

04-10-2007, 02:44 AM	#44
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	"BARF!" River City Ransom, NES __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-10-2007, 04:53 PM	#45
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I was just exposed to some of the cut scenes from House Of The Dead 2, which (as far as I can tell) has the worst acting of any sort, ever. Pretty much any quote from that game deserves to be listed here, but it can only be done justice when the atrocious acting is heard as opposed to just read. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-11-2007, 07:45 PM	#46
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	"Dogs of the AMS. . ." My favorite part of that game was when you're in the boat with those two assfiends you call friends, and they sit on their **ing hands while undead goblin piranhas leap out of the water trying to eat your face. Then, after you've blown them all away, the guy in the front seat turns around and says "Are you ok?" . . .BUT THE GAME DOESN'T LET YOU SHOOT HIS ASS! Listen to him talk! He's clearly a zombie, and must be exterminated. The only positive is that he gets stomach **ed by a giant chainsaw in a later level. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-21-2007, 05:45 PM	#48
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Man, I wish I remembered to save the link for this one. Best quote from a "shoot 'em up" ever in my opinion. "You can't kill them with a gun, silly." __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

04-09-2007, 05:31 PM	#43
Archon_Turtle I'm SUPER into myself Join Date: May 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,667	I'm going to have to say most of the technical dialogue from <Insert Metal Gear Game Here>...cause really...I don't need to know everything about the history and technical specifics of the gun youre firing snake....just shoot the Effing badguy!