Anyone else find this disturbing?

*Drtooth* · 10-27-2006, 01:19 PM

Here's an unsettling thought... Somewhere, right now, someone is getting paid scads of money rifelling through stock photos of Morbidly obese (400 Lbs+) women and thinking up sick jokes implying said fat women will have sex with the card's recipient for torture. All for a gag greeting card.

Example #1: A huge women, riding a bike, humming.... caption inside: "For your Birthday, I've decided to get you one of those Giant Hummers you were talking about!"

Example #2: 2 Huge Women at a golf course... Caption inside: "For your birthday, I've decided to get you a couple of Big Berthas!" (pretty much the same joke.

Example #3: 4 Huge Women sitting down on a bench.... caption inside: "These girls want to party with you on your Birthday!" (reissued for no apparent reason for Halloween, Birthday party is replaced with Haloween party.)

Now, a jokes a joke, these are mildly amusing at best... but I find it just more disturbing than funny,,, not of course for making fun of fat people (and I'm in horrid shape myself) but the fact someone gets a living making crap like that. And that people buy them.

Peanut · 10-27-2006, 01:25 PM

I find it more disturbing that you took the time to make a post about this. I can guess you put some research into it as well? AMIRITE!? LOL!??!?!!!!

愛 · 10-27-2006, 01:26 PM

omgz U MAYBE RITE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11111eleventyone112!

*Anarky* · 10-27-2006, 01:26 PM

This must be the end of civilozation as we know it! And hasn't anyone ever thought about the children?

Peanut · 10-27-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

This must be the end of civilozation as we know it! And hasn't anyone ever thought about the children?

The extremely fat ones who will grow up to be ridiculed by these monsters!?! I DON'T THINK SO!

*Anarky* · 10-27-2006, 01:32 PM

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The extremely fat ones who will grow up to be ridiculed by these monsters!?! I DON'T THINK SO!

Only the girls, who will become those women. The boys who will be male whales (also known as mhales from now on, thus I command) won't have a problem.

*gobo* · 10-27-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

Now, a jokes a joke, these are mildly amusing at best... but I find it just more disturbing than funny,,, not of course for making fun of fat people (and I'm in horrid shape myself) but the fact someone gets a living making crap like that. And that people buy them.

Personally, I think all of those jokes were uninspired. But, the idea of someone getting paid to come up with them is not so much that their creativity or integrity is respected, but that they have the guts to do something so lame for cheap laughs. Think of it this way. Perhaps those pictures were of the authors of the cards. If not, karma (the turtleoid) already plans to make them morbidly obese women in their next life.

*Drtooth* · 10-27-2006, 02:39 PM

AH gobo! An intellegent post.

>>I find it more disturbing that you took the time to make a post about this. I can guess you put some research into it as well? <<

Nahh... you see, me and a friend were talking about this the other day when were were at Target looking at Cards. He planned on getting a card for some relative of his, and we just kept finding either semi-comical political ones, ones with Napoleon Dynamite on them, and the Fat gal ones... and of course, I forgot the "Guess that beer" gag. I suggested a Cookie Monster one, but it said "Congradulations on turning 5" or something.

Not to mention that every time I go to a store that sells Non-Halmark cards they have at least 5 of them, looking all iky over there.

Yeah... I mean, the joke isn't even funny, and they feel, "If they like it once, they'll love it twice." I mean, if you want to make a fat joke, be original. Being in bad shape, the one thing that bothers me about the fat jokes is they aren't even clever. I mean, I LAUGHED at Fat Bastard (I'm definately not that big, BTW... George costanza type build), but because they at least were clever about it... plus I love the stereotype of the angry, disgusting old Scottsman. But "OOh! Look at dem fat women! They wanna have sex with you..heh hoo heh hoo hah!" We get it... we get it.

Though I suppose fettish fans would like these. That's what my friend said.

>>Think of it this way. Perhaps those pictures were of the authors of the cards. If not, karma (the turtleoid) already plans to make them morbidly obese women in their next life.<<

Not as such. They all look 1950's. Add to the fact they're in black and white. I guess some weird people used them for adverts or gag post cards back then. I guess that's when stupid humor was all the rage.

*Anarky* · 10-27-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

Not as such. They all look 1950's. Add to the fact they're in black and white. I guess some weird people used them for adverts or gag post cards back then. I guess that's when stupid humor was all the rage.

Yes, because the Hummer was already used by the US-Military in the 50s. Besides, no camera is able to make b/w-pictures anymore.

And could you please use the quote-tags, it makes reading your posts so much easier.

*Drtooth* · 10-27-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

Yes, because the Hummer was already used by the US-Military in the 50s. Besides, no camera is able to make b/w-pictures anymore.

And could you please use the quote-tags, it makes reading your posts so much easier.

I meant that the fat women photos are from the 1950s... not the cards. Sort of like stock footage of film. It's uncopywrited, it's up for grabs.

And yeah... I'm gonna use the quotes more often. I'm giving up the >> <<< thing because someone else told me my posts look messy on another site. Sorry bout that.

*Katie* · 10-27-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

Besides, no camera is able to make b/w-pictures anymore.

Awww I use B/W film all the time

Anyways, They had to pay those women...if they want to be exploited in that way, it is their choice. *sigh* no one wants to pay perfectly normal average body weight girls to do anything

*gobo* · 10-27-2006, 04:49 PM

I'd pay you to cut my grass or whatever. I guess that makes me nobody... still.

*Katie* · 10-27-2006, 04:51 PM

AWWWWWWWWW *blushes*

and I love cutting grass too!
(thanks gobo

)

*Drtooth* · 10-30-2006, 01:01 PM

Okay... since no one got the thread...

The reason for me posting isn't that I'm offended by fat jokes, but rather the fact someone actually makes a living doing this. Sorting through stock gag photos from the 50's and coming up with identical, yet differently worded jokes.

that is all!

*Sewer Bull* · 10-30-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

I'd pay you to cut my grass or whatever.

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Originally Posted by Katie

AWWWWWWWWW *blushes*

and I love cutting grass too!

That just sounds very kinky if you ask me.

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

Okay... since no one got the thread...

The reason for me posting isn't that I'm offended by fat jokes, but rather the fact someone actually makes a living doing this. Sorting through stock gag photos from the 50's and coming up with identical, yet differently worded jokes.

that is all!

I'm afraid no one was even interested in getting it. People just went on to discuss something else.

*gobo* · 10-30-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

That just sounds very kinky if you ask me.

You're so full of it... But, now that I think of it, what else would you be full of?

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

I'm afraid no one was even interested in getting it. People just went on to discuss something else.

Yep. Sorry, dude. Not much that can be said on this topic. Of course, not many people even tried.

P.S. - Hey, Rob. Are you going as a Zombie again this year?

MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN!

(Please don't think this is disrespectful. I'm just trying to be friendly.)

*Katie* · 10-30-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

You're so full of it... But, now that I think of it, what else would you be full of?

heheh don't worry gobo, Rob knows who owns my heart (even still...)

Bad bull

**Jo Dawn** · 10-30-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

P.S. - Hey, Rob. Are you going as a Zombie again this year?

Rob... Zombie?

*Dr. Doom* · 10-30-2006, 08:54 PM

Oh NOW I get it!

*Sewer Bull* · 10-31-2006, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gobo

You're so full of it... But, now that I think of it, what else would you be full of?

Full of bull!

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Originally Posted by gobo

P.S. - Hey, Rob. Are you going as a Zombie again this year?

MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN!

(Please don't think this is disrespectful. I'm just trying to be friendly.)

Damn, took me too long to get this joke

But it wasn't that dissing after all.

Some bandages on the face and the scruffiest clothes I own should make the perfect Rat King out of me. Or the asylum fugitive.

10-27-2006, 01:26 PM	#4
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10-27-2006, 02:39 PM	#8
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	AH gobo! An intellegent post. >>I find it more disturbing that you took the time to make a post about this. I can guess you put some research into it as well? << Nahh... you see, me and a friend were talking about this the other day when were were at Target looking at Cards. He planned on getting a card for some relative of his, and we just kept finding either semi-comical political ones, ones with Napoleon Dynamite on them, and the Fat gal ones... and of course, I forgot the "Guess that beer" gag. I suggested a Cookie Monster one, but it said "Congradulations on turning 5" or something. Not to mention that every time I go to a store that sells Non-Halmark cards they have at least 5 of them, looking all iky over there. Yeah... I mean, the joke isn't even funny, and they feel, "If they like it once, they'll love it twice." I mean, if you want to make a fat joke, be original. Being in bad shape, the one thing that bothers me about the fat jokes is they aren't even clever. I mean, I LAUGHED at Fat Bastard (I'm definately not that big, BTW... George costanza type build), but because they at least were clever about it... plus I love the stereotype of the angry, disgusting old Scottsman. But "OOh! Look at dem fat women! They wanna have sex with you..heh hoo heh hoo hah!" We get it... we get it. Though I suppose fettish fans would like these. That's what my friend said. >>Think of it this way. Perhaps those pictures were of the authors of the cards. If not, karma (the turtleoid) already plans to make them morbidly obese women in their next life.<< Not as such. They all look 1950's. Add to the fact they're in black and white. I guess some weird people used them for adverts or gag post cards back then. I guess that's when stupid humor was all the rage. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

10-27-2006, 04:49 PM	#12
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	I'd pay you to cut my grass or whatever. I guess that makes me nobody... still. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-27-2006, 04:51 PM	#13
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10-30-2006, 01:01 PM	#14
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	Okay... since no one got the thread... The reason for me posting isn't that I'm offended by fat jokes, but rather the fact someone actually makes a living doing this. Sorting through stock gag photos from the 50's and coming up with identical, yet differently worded jokes. that is all! __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

10-27-2006, 01:19 PM	#1
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	Anyone else find this disturbing? Here's an unsettling thought... Somewhere, right now, someone is getting paid scads of money rifelling through stock photos of Morbidly obese (400 Lbs+) women and thinking up sick jokes implying said fat women will have sex with the card's recipient for torture. All for a gag greeting card. Example #1: A huge women, riding a bike, humming.... caption inside: "For your Birthday, I've decided to get you one of those Giant Hummers you were talking about!" Example #2: 2 Huge Women at a golf course... Caption inside: "For your birthday, I've decided to get you a couple of Big Berthas!" (pretty much the same joke. Example #3: 4 Huge Women sitting down on a bench.... caption inside: "These girls want to party with you on your Birthday!" (reissued for no apparent reason for Halloween, Birthday party is replaced with Haloween party.) Now, a jokes a joke, these are mildly amusing at best... but I find it just more disturbing than funny,,, not of course for making fun of fat people (and I'm in horrid shape myself) but the fact someone gets a living making crap like that. And that people buy them. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

10-27-2006, 01:25 PM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I find it more disturbing that you took the time to make a post about this. I can guess you put some research into it as well? AMIRITE!? LOL!??!?!!!!

10-27-2006, 01:26 PM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	omgz U MAYBE RITE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11111eleventyone112!

10-30-2006, 08:54 PM	#19
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Oh NOW I get it! __________________ I love you, Pickle.